Our story now takes us to a young midget, it's okay to for you to call him a midget because YOU are this young midget. You sit in your room which... You know what fuck describing things in paragraphs. He has Simi-brown/blonde hair, he wears glasses and he has a green jacket, he always wears that green jacket, I'm pretty sure he sleeps in it. He's around 4.10 back to intresting shit.
Skype Log:
JC - Jeremy click this link (link here)
JB - Why?
JC - Just click it!
JB - Oooookaaaaaay.
JC - Good!
JB - It says I need a code.
JC - It's R41N60WD4SH
JB - Why?
JC - Jeremy! just enter the code!
JB - Okay, God!
JC - Okay, are you connected?
JB - Yeah why?
JC - Now let me connect... Done!
JB - What?
JC - Okay can you see me?
JB - Yeah. What's this all about?
JC - Jeremy you're gonna play Sburb with us. You're already in the game, it's to late to quit!
JB - Fuck what's Sburb and what is it going to do to my computer?
JC - Well, it's not gonna do anything to your computer, but your house is a different story.
JB - WHAT! WHAT IS THIS GONNA DO TO MY HOUSE?
JC - No need to worry, it's just Alex is gonna wreck your shit.
JB - Wait, Alex is gonna do something to my house?
JC - Yeah, he is currently the overlord of your home. Sorry.
JB - How is he the overlord of my home?
JC - Well, the file I just made you download is a game that puts him in complete control of your house.
JB - You gave ALEX complete control over my home?
JC - Yeah, sorry about that. At least he's not my server player!
JB - Wow, fuck you!
JC - Oh, yeah meteors are gonna hit all our houses unless you start deploying those machines. Sooooooo...yeah.
JB - Crap, just crap.
JC - No, it's all true. If I were you I'd get ahold of Alex while I get connected to Nathan.
JB - CRAP!
Skype Call End
You decide it's time to connect to Nathan while he deploys shit in your home. Upon further thinking, you shouldn't have passed him off first. You're screwed now bud. Well let's just see how this chat between Jeremy and Alex is going.
Your name is Jeremy Barett, and you are currently talking to the asshole who has been put in control of your home.
Skype Call:
AR - Hey Jeremy.
JB - Crap!
AR - What?
JB - According to Jon you're my "server player" which means you have some kind of control over my house.
AR - Not just some control, complete control!
JB - CRAP!
AR - So Jon actually tricked you into playing the game with us?
JB - Yes!
AR - Well that sucks for you but, it's good for us in the long run.
JB - How so?
AR - Nate says we have no "required aspect players"
JB - What?
AR - Apparently we have no Time or Space players without either making someone give up their aspect or making others join the game.
JB - What is an aspect?
AR - You'd have to ask someone else about that.
JB - Well, if you don't know that, then what am I supposed to do?
AR - That I do know 'cause Brandon and I have already entered the Medium
JB - What?
AR - I'll explain as best I can.
Skype Call End
You've already read the conversation where the basics are explained. As well as you know the basics of what their doing: Deploy the machines, get the Totem, enter the Medium. So let's check in on Jon and Nate.
Skype Call:
JC - Hey, Nate, I'm in.
NM - Sweet! Let me connect and then close the chain.
JC - Just so you know I'm your server.
NM - Aw hell!
MC - Hey what did you want?
NM - We're ready to close the chain.
MC - Okay, let's get going.
Skype Call End
In order to save you the time of reading all this bullshit we'll just get to the important stuff. They all do what they need to and all prototype their sprites.
Jon prototypes his pet cat and his video games and gets: Chromeow Sprite. He selects the Spoon-type Specibus.
Nate prototypes a bowling pin and a jar of peanut-butter to get: Bowlingbutter Sprite. He selects the Staff-type Specibus.
Jeremy prototypes his T.V. and his science homework to Sprite. He selects the Pistol-type Specibus.
Mark prototypes his Rainbowdash plush and a steak knife to get: Rainbowslash Sprite. He selects the Controller-kind Specibus.
Oh yeah! Nate dropped Mark's toilet down his chimney. BACK TO THE STORY
END OF CHAPTER 3
