Dog Love
It was a hot and sunny day, Lee, Tenten and I were on our way back from a mission. "NEJY! TENTEN! LET'S SEE WHO CAN GET BACK TO KONOHA FIRST! 1 2 3 GO!" And with that, Lee was gone. It wouldn't surprise me if he was at the gate already. Neither me nor Tenten ran after Lee, we could keep up with him I'm sure, but… his energy and will is just too much sometimes. We eventually reached the gat of Konoha and Lee was there, waiting. "I WON I WON! NEJO DID YOU EVEN TRY? TENTEN?" He looked a bit angry at us, probably disappointed that we didn't try. We don't really like seeing Lee like this so we both said that yes, we did try! And that this time, he was just too fast for us, which made him really happy. "You two can go home and relax or work out, I'll go report to Tsunade." I told them, and they both replied with a smile and a thank you.
I came to Tsunades office, but someone was already there. Kiba. My heart skipped a beat. For some reason my heart always does that when I see Kiba, I think he might intimidate me a little! That's the only explanation for this. It can't be love! I only feel gross and creepy incest love for Hinata-sama! Right? Or is that just brother-sister love? I'm not good with feelings so it's very confusing to me. "Hey Neji! What's up?" Kiba said with his macho voice, making my knees weak. "Um… I'm here to report my last mission to Tsunade" I said with what I hope to be a calm normal voice. Ok this might be love. "Oh cool, I just got done doing that so I'm gonna leave now!" He patted my shoulder and was on his way out of Tsunades office, "Oh and, Neji, if you want… We could go out for a coffee? Or maybe dinner?" He looked at me with the most beautiful eyes and smile, he almost looked like a turtle. "Y-yes." I said and tried to hide how happy that really made me. "I'll meet you at my place at 7 p.m. then?" He said as he winked to me and walked all the way out of the office and closing the door. "Ok, I'm just gonna pretend that never happened! So Neji, how was the last mission?" I told Tsunade about it and gave her the information she needed. Then I left and went home to get ready for later.
Kiba and I ended up having both coffee and dinner, and it was very nice. After the dinner, we went to his place to get Akamaru so we could take him for a walk. It was getting dark and a bit cold, but it was still very nice. "Neji, you look like the sexiest armadillo I have ever seen! And I just love that about you!" He looked at me and smiled. I smiled back and said "thank you, you are… um… you are very cool… cool as a penguin!" which made him laugh. After the walk, we got back to his place again, and we went to his room. We talked a lot and had fun, but it was getting really warm in his room so Kiba took off his shirt. It appears that I hav what one would call and erection in my pants, and I could see with my byakugan that he has one too! Actually, I can see it without using the byakugan holy shit that thing is huge! "I appear to have an erection" I told him. "Me too" he said and leaned in to kiss me.
His kissy-lips reminded me of a cats asshole, minus the hair around it. The kiss itself was really nice. It felt like I was making out with a dog! Which means there was a lot of tongue action! His tongue was soft and wet, like a pickle drenched in sweat!
We then proceeded to have sex. I always thought that Kiba was a top, but apparently not! He wanted me to put my yogurt slinger into his poop cavern and do it doggiestyle, so I did. I shoved it ballsack deep into him. "WOHOOF! WOOF! BARK BARK! AOOOUUUU!" I am sure these dog sounds are Kibas way of moaning! And to be honest…. It was sexy as hell! I kept ramming my yogurt love rod into his cavern, and he kept moaning like a dog. I haven't done this before so it didn't take long before my yogurt load flew into his pooper. "HOORAAAH!" I screamed as that happened, and I was lucky enough that Kiba came at the same time "AAOOOOOUOUU! WOOOOF OH WOOOOF GRRR WOOF!" and his yogurt shot to the floor! "Wow… That was GREAT! Neji, have you done this before cuz wowowowow!" He said as he collapsed on the floor, lying in a pool of his own yogurt marmalade. "It was my first time, but thatnk you for liking the feel of my macho love rod inside your pretzel" I smiled and laid down next to him with my head on his very hairy chest. "Do you ever shave?" I asked, but he didn't answer so we both just fell asleep.
Kiba and I started to date and we had a lot of sex, slinging yogurt everyehwre! We also roleplayed a lot! Usually it was me dressing up as a cat and he as a dog, and then he would chase me around. This could happen anywhere; outside, inside, in someone elses house! Anywhere! And when Kiba managed to catch me, we had dirty sexy wild animal sex as a cat and dog. It was really hot. Sadly it all stopped when we found out that Kiba was pregnant! "This is the firs time I have seen a man get pregnant!" Hinata said, looking a bit worried. "Are you gonna keep it?" Kiba and I looked at eachother when she asked that. "Yes." We said at the same time. "We… we wanna keep it! I think we are both ready to be dads!" I said and Hinata smiled "Ok, well, I don't know how the birth will be but we will see then! I'll help deliver the baby if you want" "NO!" Kiba yelled, scaring the poop out of Hinata "I want Akamau to do that!"
Eaight months later it happened! "AOOOUUUU! HOOOOH HOOOH! AOOOUUUU!" kiba kept screaming as he pushed the baby out! "WOOF WOOF!" Akamaru barkes, implying that Kiba should push more. "It's going to be okidoki okay Kiba I promsise OWWOWOOWW OW!" Kiba squeezed my hand so hart it felt like fisting a rocks asshole while in an avalanche. "AOOOUU AAAOOUUU!" Kiba and Akamaru howled together a Kiba pushed and pushed tto get that god damn baby out off his pooper. After an hour or so the baby was out! Akamaru licked it clean, I dodn't know how to feel about that but it seemed to make Kiba happy "Look at that Neji! Akamaru is so cute! The baby is so cute! I love this!" It made me smile, and despite the fact that the baby is hairier than a chinchilla mixed with a cat, it's still cute. With the baby being born, I have confirmed that Kiba really is part dog. That level of hairiness on a baby is not normal.
Written by:
Neji Hyuuga.