Hermione and Hans fighted fiercely until Hans said something Very Interesting!
"Dumbledore told my aunt Hera that he is a sinner so he will stop being homosexual and wants to date Aphrodite" he whispered.
I was amazed. I was surprised. I was... dissapointed. Dumbledore was an unstable wizard and that will damage me.
"But...we had a plan! We were going to make gods commit suicide and also Aphrodite is dead she became flowers." I replied.
Then a blond girl appeared.
"Hi bitches. I am the lustful goddess who is gonna kill you" She said. She was Aphrodite.
Suddenly, Hermione kicked Aphrodite in her kneels and she painfully fainted.
"Yeah" Hermione said.
I kissed her but Hans was jealous so he called his mom.
"Who is being an idiot with my son?" Demeter asked peacefully and then some plants grew up from the floor and started capturing us while Hans was crying.
He had a knife.