Deadji
(So Neji forgot to mention the god dmn kids name! It's Dogwolf Sharpteeth Hyuuga-Inuzuka! It's like Neji is ashamed of this name or something!?)
Dogwolf was outside sparring with Neji while I was watching from the sidelines. Dogwolf is very similar to his dada when it comes to jutsus and chakra type! He even has the byakugan! But he get his good looks from me, dodo! ;) (Neji is dada, I'm dodo). The sparring went really well as usual, until the accident happened. Neji is really strict when it comes to form and strength, and Dogwolf can be a bit sloppy at times. So when Neji nags Dogwolf about something he does wrong, Dogwolf get really angry! (He has a really short fuse). Usually when that happens nothing goes wrong, but this time, Dogwolf pierces Nejis chest with his sharp chakra infused claws! Neji falls to the ground, coughing up red liquids. I'm pretty sure it's blood… but you know… could be kool aid. "NEJI!" "DADA!" Me and Dogwolf screamed at the same time and I ran up to where Neji was now lying in a pool of kool aid…. Or blood… I'm gonna go with blood…
"N-Neji?" I heard a voice behind me. "Naruto? Sasuke? What are you doing here?" I asked them. "We are here to pick up Dogwolf, remember? Ramennoodle Itachi is already at the park… What happened here?" Sasuke asked me. "Well you see, Neji made Dogwolf angry… So Dogwolf leaped like a majestic Poodle towards Neji in the speed of light. His sharp claws looking like sharpened needles made of bear fur closing in on Nejis manly and sexy chest. Neji screamed as the claws pierced his chest that I lick dog poop I mean chocolate off of every Saturday night before we do it doggystyle, and the Neji fell to the ground looking like an armadillo going into hidin-" "Yeah ok um so is Neji ok?" He asked. "Oh… FUCK UM…. SOMEONE GET SAKURA OR ANY MEDICAL NINJA PLEASE! NEJI? NJEI? ARE YOU OK?" I finally realized what had actually happened. Me and Dogwolf tried our best to get in contact with Neji again, and then he finally opened his mouth. "Ow…" He said, and that was it.. the only thing he said was "Ow"… Better than nothing I guess.
After a short while Naruto came back with Sakura and Hinata following him. They pushed us away like the crazy hoes they are lol not really. They pushed me and Dogwolf away to get to Neji so they could attend to him. It didn't take long before sakura said "I'm really sorry but… I don't think he's going to make it… So if you have something to say to him, you should say it now." Dogwolf and I started to cry tears of tears as we walked up to Neji. "Neji, can you hear me? Neji please say something!" I begged him. "I…" He uttered. "Dogwolf… Kiba is... willing to die for you… That's why…. Your life…. Is not only…. One…. Apparently…. My life, too…. Was… one… of…. Yours…." And with that, Neji took is last breath. "DADAAAA! NOOO NOOO! DADA NO! PLEASE DADAA ADONY DIE DADA! IM SO SORY IM SORRT FOR EVERYTHING DADA! WAKE UP JUSTY WAKE UP I PROMISE DADA I PROMISE I WILL EVERE GET ANGRY LIKE THIS AGAIN JUST PLEASE WAKAE UP!" Dogwolf screamed, followed by silence. Everyone was crying. Sakura came up to us again to check if Neji was dead. "I'm sorry... Neji is... Deadji" She said.
"No I'm not!" Neji said and opened his eyes and everyone was in shock! He sat up, looked at Dogwolf and said "You little asshole, I hope you learned a lesson from this! Don't let your rage control you!" Dogwolf didn't reply, he was in shock…. Like everyone else. We were all stiff like the rock-hard erections I have every day when I'm in bed with Neji, yes that's how shocked we are! "Um… well.. I'm going inside to lie down for a bit… I may not be dead but this wound hurts like an itchy asshiole!" And with that Neji went inside to relax, and all the others were outside, still in shock.
Written by:
Kiba Inuzuka.
PS: Akamaru was having dog sex in the backround with a nice lady dog the whole time… I didn't think it was appropriate to have it in the story…. But I am so proud of my dog! HE GOT DEM LADY SKILLS!