Then Hans killed his OWN mother.
Of course I was impressed, and I began to develop feelings for him. My heart started to do more beats in a good way. I was having a deja vu: those were the sympthoms of my love for my girlfriend as well.
My face turned red and blushed. I didn't know what to do, until Hermione appeared with someone important.
"This is Dumbledore" she said whispering.
"Oh my zeus" Hans said.
"Speaking of the devil, he is there" I said
Then Zeus appeared wearing a yellow greek dress. He was drinking wine and some pink pigs were following him.
Zeus and Dum saw each other and Dumbledore wanted to... do things with him.
But Zeus was straight and did everything possible in order to sleep with girls so he went and started flirting with Demeter's dead body. He asked for her number.
That was morbid. In the bad way. And incestuous also.
"THAT IS VERY WRONG AND YOU SHOULD NOT DO THAT EEWWWWW" I said in a very angry voice.
But he didn't care.
"If you do not leave I will torture Dragon, Hans and Hermione" he said while scarying me A LOT.
"You won't touch them and if you do bad thing to them I will kill you"
But he didn't care.