Wroom Wroom Baby!
I have been in love with her since the first time I met her, the whole thing abaout Sasuke was not me being in love, but me being jealous. Sakura meant the world to me, she still do! I just hope she sees that soon! She is so kawaii! And sexy! (Teehee!) Her pink hair is like a banana tree in the wind right next to a river of burning hot lava because lets face it, she. Is. H.O.T! She is so hot and sexy just the sight of her makes me moist. Sadly, I do not make her moist! I think… No… No… I don't! She's crazy for Sasuke! Even though Sasuke is with Naruto! Sasuke is so lucky… The most beautiful girl in the whole world is in love with him! But that bastard doesn't even care! I feel so bad for Sakura! I know exactly how she feel. I would give ANYTHING just to be able to hold her hands.
I spent years wondering how it could be and how I wanted it to be, and I finally stopped asking me what could have been and decided that I need to figure out if it can ever be. I gathered up courage and rehearsed how confess my feelings on my way over to her house. "Saukura… I… DAISUKI DESU! No that's dumb… um… I like you, a lot no no no um… GOD… No I can't do this! What was I thinking I can't do this! To her I will forever be Ino-pig! UGH….. No I CAN do this… Sakura…" "Hm? What is it, Ino?" I heard a cotton soft voice in front of me, it was Sakura! "S-Sakura! Hi heheh I hi to you hi!" OMG how can I be so stupid? Hi hello hi hi hello is all I can say apparently! "You do know I was actually walking right next to you while you tried to figure out how to confess, right? The hm? What is it Ino? Was just acting! I am a great actress right? RIGHT?" I was shocked at the fact that Sakura had heard everything! I blushed and my face got redder than my period blood on a cold winter night! I tried to say anything, but I couldn't! so I did the next best thing I could do, I turned around and ran away.
After running and running far nad far I found myself in the Love Forest and figured I could take a break here. I tried not to think back to what just happened with saku- OH MY GOD IS THAT KIBA ND NEJI OH GOD EW I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT! Oh wait… who… who are they talking to? Oh… OH… I CAN'T BELIEVE IM WITNESSING THIS! KIBA HAS NEJIS RUBBER DUCK INSIDE HIS MANFLOWER AND IS CHATTING ABOUT WHAT TO HAVE OR THEIR DOUBLE DATE DINNER WITH SASUKE AND NARUTO, SASUKE WHOM HAS NARUTOS DEVIL ROD INSIDE OF HIM! "I was thinking maybe we could go to Tooters! You know, the place where half-naked men with huge trunks serve you food!" I heard Kiba say that and decided to go elsewhere, but just as I turned around "Ino-pig! Wait for me!" Sakura was there, just a few meters away, centimeters now, WOW WHAT IS SHE DOING SO CLOSE TO MY FACE! "Ino! Don't run away from me! I too, feel love fo you! My heart pounds faster than a penis-pump when I see you, and if I had sweat glands I would sweat more than a pig with an itchy ass! You make me feel like a bag of flaming hot Cheetos; hot! And by that I mean you turn me on like a racer turns on his car! Wroom wroom baby!" What she said made my heart skip a beat and on top of that she was still like 1cm away from my face! "Can I kiss you?" she asked and I nodded.
The kiss was not how I imagined it would be, it was better! Her tongue went everywhere it bossibly could inside my mouth! Also a bit on the outside! I love spit-filled kisses! We slurped in each other's sticky mouth wetness and moaned like frogs into the kiss. We started fondling each others chest-meatballs like dinner was just served and we haven't eaten for days, and not long after clothes flew off our bodies and we were naked! After more kissing and meatball fondling, Sakura kissed her way down to my sacred temple. The feel of her tongue playing soccer with my clytrois was unlike anything I have ever felt! "Oooh… OH… OH MAMA! OH MAMI YES! SUCK THAT HOOCH GOOD! SUCK IT DRY! OH OH! OHHH! OH FUCK THIES IS GREAT! I LOVE YOU MAMI!" I kept screaming and screaming through the entire thing, it was just so great to feel her tongue play with my hoochpooch! The way is slithered from the clytriose and to inside my V-bag was just amazing! It was just like having a sloth crawling around there, but faster! Oh sweet lord mama! "SAKURA YOU'RE SO GOO- OH OOOOOOOO OOOHHHHOHOHOHOHO HOHOH HO I AM SANTA CLAUS!" I screamd as I came, making hooch-fluids squirt into Sakuras mouth. Sakura got up and kissed me. The kiss tasted like my v-bag hoochie, but it didn't matter much, I taste nice anyways lol! This kiss was a bit softer, which was nice too.
Only a few weeks later I did the same to her, and she seemed to enjoy it as much as I did! Sakura becomes a bit mean when she is being pleasered though! "HARDER BITCH HARDER OH YOU FUCKING CUNT TAKE ME! TAKE ME! IM GONNA-" And so on… It's a bit unpleasant, but she looks so hot when she comes it's all worth it! With time the rude things calmed down and she didn't sound like she wanted to murder me every time I hit a good spot. Anyway, little did we know that this would lead to her becoming pregnant! Apparently I am one of the few females that have spit that acts like semen! So when I used my tongue ond Sakura, down there, my spit traveled to her uterus and mated with an egg! After a few discussions and fight, we arrived on the conclusion that we were going to keep the baby!
Hinata helped deliver the baby, and everything went smoothly. "So, what are you going to name her?" Hinata asked. "Flower Power Pig Forehead Haruno Yamanaka" I said, amking Hinata look worried. "But… Shikamaru and Shinos kid is named Flower Power… are you sure it's ok?" "Flower Power "The important one" Pig Forehead Haruno Yamanaka!" I said, not wanting to change the name of our beautiful baby! I can say though… Shikamaru and Shino was not too happy about the name we gave our baby, but the wuickly got over it! I hope.
Written by:
Ino Yamanaka.