We now go to the Prince of Mind as he beats shit with a metal pole. He has been running around killing things, which doesn't help his asthma. He has never had an asthma attack though because, you could tell by looking at him, he never runs, ever. He has dropped his glasses on several occasions and has gotten an ungodly amount of grist and risen up his Echeladder a great deal.
You are now in his perspective, meaning you now cannot see his black hair, or anything without his glasses for that matter. Well you can see things, just not well, only Alex is completely blind without his glasses.
As you climb to the first gate you hear the sound of someone calling you. $10 says it's either Mark or Brandon. Well $10 was right, it's Mark.
Skype Call:
MC - Hey Nathan!
NM - What Mark?
MC - Have you woken up yet?
NM - No! What, have you actually woken up already?
MC - Yeah, me and Alex have.
NM - First of all, what the fuck! Second of all, how have you possibly woken up already? We've been here for maybe 3 hours at most.
MC - Well, I just got knocked out by my toilet, which somehow ended up over my door-frame!
NM - HA!
MC - And Alex says he got his consorts to help him.
NM - Are they already going down to their planets?
MC - Yeah, you and I are the only ones who haven't gone down yet. It's part of some stupid thing where Brandon is trying to get all the gates available as fast as possible.
NM - Why?
MC - He said something about getting "sick loot" and when I asked him about it he said he was trying to God-tier as fast as possible. I think he just wants the immortality.
NM - Joke's on him, as soon as he dies when he God-tiers, it's going to be a just death, he is a huge asshole and will deserve it.
MC - So have you heard from your exile?
NM - Yeah, and for some reason mine is Snoop Dogg.
MC - What?
NM - Yeah, I have Snoop Dogg in my head!
MC - Well, I haven't heard from mine.
NM - I'm going to my planet now, you want me to build up your house first?
MC - No, I'll just play video games until you get back. I think the land of Conflict and Claustraphobia can last without me.
NM - I feel like using those websites to find out all of out planets and titles was kinda cheating.
MC - Well, it's too late now.
NM - Well, yeah.
MC - Well, I'll just let you get down to your planet, good luck dude!
NM - I'm gonna SLAY so many things on that planet!
Skype Call End
With that call over you decide to just go ahead and hop into the portal, as David Tennant would say: Geronimo!
You land atop a large flat area, as you step the ground beneath you vibrates and emits small sounds. You reach the edge of this large plateau you look down to find you are standing on a huge drum. This makes sense to you, as your planet is The Land of Conflict and Melody. This land is made of a solid ground and its land forms seem to be large instruments
You look down to see a small town nestled against the side of the giant drum. There appears to be a path to your right leading down the side of the drum, you hope it leads to the village. It does.
The town is quite small from first glance but you look up to see that there is more to the town build along the side of the drum. As you walk into the town you see that its populace is made entirely of red pandas, dank! You know full well the darkness of this village even if others do not. The dank levels of this village are well over 9,000.
You walk in to the village to be greeted by a happy red panda. "Greetings, young Prince!" The cat-bear says happily.
"Hey, are you one of my consorts?"
"Consorts? Do you mean ones native to this planet?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Yes!"
"Cool, I guess I should find your leader or something."
"I can take you to this town's mayor if that is what you mean."
"Yes! Let's do that!"
You follow the small and helpful creature. He leads you up several rope bridges to the very top of the buildings clinging to the drum. Once you reach the top you are lead inside of a large building adorned with the Mind symbol on the door. As you enter you are greeted by the sounds of shock and disbelief. You hear things like "The Prince!" and "He's here!".
An overpowering voice yells into the screams and cheers for the hero, "SILEEEEENCE". The voice comes from a single red panda sitting at the center of the room. He is quite small, as a red panda would be, making his incredible booming voice that much more surprising. "Greetings Prince of Mind!" He says breaking the silence he created.
"Hey."
"Why have you come to our humble town?"
"It's just the closest one to the portal."
"Yes, I can understand that, but why have you come to meet with our city council."
"Well, from what I can tell you might be able to help me wake up."
"What gave you that idea?"
"Well, Ale- I mean the Mage got help from his consorts."
"Well, I am sorry but waking up is not something we of this village know much about."
"If you can't help me wake up do you have any things that might help me on my journey?"
"We might have some weapons you could have."
"Cool! Got any staves?"
"Of course we have staves, do we look like a people who don't have use for staves?"
"Actually, yes, but I'd still like a staff."
You are led to a large room filled with containers. This appears to be an armory. You make your way to a container labled "Staves" and pick out a sweet looking wooden staff. The top is bent into a hook and it has a metal plating on both ends to add extra force to each hit. You are going to wreck shit with this dank ass weapon.
You return home to talk once again to Mark as he is seemingly building up Brandon's house.
Skype Call:
NM - Hey, Mark!
MC - Yeah?
NM - I got a cool staff, but they couldn't help me wake up.
MC - Well, at least you got something!
BS - Okay, build up to the second gate, Mark!
MC - You already need to reach the second gate?
NM - Dude, how quickly are you progressing?
BS - I am trying to climb my Echeladder as fast as possible. I want to God-tier.
MC - Wow, you really like the idea of immortality, don't you?
BS - Damn right! I also want powers over Doom!
AR - Hey guys!
NM - Hey, Alex.
BS - What now?
AR - I need to know how to upgrade my weapon.
MC - Just kinda combine it with something.
AR - Like what?
BS - I would recommend a lighter. You have tons lying around, and you will probably get a fire sword!
NM - Hey, Alex, what planet do you dream on?
AR - What do you mean?
NM - When you woke up was everything purple or yellow?
AR - Purple.
NM - Then you're a Derse dreamer, I kinda expected that actually.
BS - Well, we know that Me, Jon, and Alex are Derse dreamers; Nate is a Prospit dreamer; Prospit has three moons. Therefore I can just kinda guess and say that Jeremy and Mark are Prospit dreamers as well.
NM - Aww, I have to share Prospit with pony trash!
MC - I resent that!
BS - Shut up, pony trash!
AR - Okay, so how do I combine them?
BS - Put the foam sword in a card, punch the code, punch in the code for the lighter on the same card, and use the double-punched-card to make a totem.
AR - Okay, I think I get this alchemy thing now!
Skype Call End
You are now Brandon and you yourself have been getting into alchemy while this chat was going on. You find it necessary to make a mobile device that you can use to talk with the others while on the move. You decided to combine your Xbox One and Denim Jacket. To make: The Denimbox One! It's pretty much your jacket with the ability to pull up a screen so you can use Skype and play games. You fucked up and destroyed your Xbox in the process, so you decided to make a new one. Sadly the thing costs a completely ridiculous amount of grist and comes with some accessories you didn't want in the first place.
Skype Call:
BS - I have fused my jacket and Xbox
AR - WHY WOULD YOU RUIN THE CRACKET?
NM - Dude, chill! But seriously, why the cracket?
BS - 'Cause I'm one of the two in this session that doesn't own a pair of glasses.
MC - But the cracket dude!
BS - You guys know it looks the exact same as th original cracket right?
AR - Oh, okay.
NM - Hey, what time is it?
BS - 8:30 why, still gotta leave?
NM - Yeah!
AR - We're in an alternate world and you still have a set time to get off the computer?
NM - Yeah! My dad does not fuck around!
MC - Yeah, it is getting late, we need to rest if we want to survive this game.
BS - You guys can rest, but I'm going to stay up a while longer and climb some more rungs
AR - Yeah, I'm not really tired either.
NM - You guys do that, but I'm the host so I'm ending the call.
Skype Call End
As you and Alex begin making more progress as the others sleep, you can feel something come over you, a strange force you can't quite describe. As your vision goes black you feel your body become lighter, and you finally sink into the darkness.
END OF CHAPTER 7