With our shocking twist that Duncan had been a player in the session we now head to the home of Jon. You are now Jon, you have been awakened by your mother. What bullshit now?
"Jonathan, it's Sunday!" She says.
"Mom, were in the Medium, there are no churches here to go to."
"Then I'll build one! I shall bring God to these heretics!"
"Mom, do not force Christ on my consorts!"
"Your consorts? So YOU have turned them away from the teachings of Jesus?"
"No, mom. They never believed in Jesus. This isn't Earth. They have never heard of Jesus or any of his teachings."
"Then I shall teach them of Jesus and his teachings!"
"No mom, you will not corrupt my consorts by forcing your religion on people! If you honestly just kindly asked them if they would like to hear about Christianity, it wouldn't be a problem, but I know you are instead going to call the sinners and hit them with bibles and shit!"
"Watch your language!"
"Yes mother, I will watch my language, I'm only going to create a world, and become a literal God."
"See, you get immortality, by a clear gift from Jesus, and begin to turn your back on Christ!"
"Mom, if you want to convert people to your religion go ahead and convert the imps, but don't mess with my innocent consorts!"
"Good idea, those monsters clearly need Jesus!" With that she heads out on to your planet to convert imps to Christianity.
As you begin to go up the stairs yourself to enter the portal and meet with your innocent consorts, whom you have just saved from a life of Sunday sermons. You step out upon the minty ground of your sweet planet (LOL sweet). You have headed down to your planet: The Land of Candy and Flight.
Oh god, she actually did it. She built a fucking church in the night. You must both commend her on the effort and be dissapointed for taking the time build an entire church out of licorice trees. How the fuck did she even build a stable structure out of fucking licorice?
You leave your mother to her licorice house of the lord. You enter into the great city that lies beyond the great candy cathedral. The walls of stone are clearly obtained from Alex's planet in their many trades for materials. The people of LORAC trade the people of LOCAF for food and they get precious materials in return.
You are greeted by a lone elephant shrew standing guard. You take a closer look at that snout. As you get a closer look at that snout you hear the song Amazing Grace from behind you. You head on in to the city, you are always welcome here. You have been spending most of your time hanging out with your consorts.
You our walk along the street and find a restaurant and choose it as the place where you will have your breakfast. You need food and because these people serve only candy you quite enjoy their "fine dining." You are often forbidden the consumption of such sweet goods. However with your whole planet being made of candy, it's kinda hard for your mother to stop you.
"Greetings, Rouge!" A government official, who was hastily assigned to lead you around the city yesterday, says.
"Yeah, what's up?"
"Well, the King would like to see you."
"What does King Archibald want?"
"He needs your assistance with a slight matter."
"Okay, let's go see him."
You walk through the streets, the people of your planet have grown more accustomed to you being here after the first day. It seems that the arrival of a long awaited hero who you knew was coming is kind of like a candle that burns twice as bright, and half as long.
As you approach the great palace of chocolate bricks, you wait as the bridge lowers over the great moat of hot, chocolatey milk. The castle interior is not quite as extravagant as the outer view. The walls are beginning to melt and crumble around the people who live here. Repairs are constantly being made and you wonder if they will ever actually make any progress, or if they even care.
"Ah! Rouge, you have come!"
"Yeah, what's the problem?"
"You know that we trade with the people of LORAC for precious metals, correct?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure you mentioned it."
"Well, recently a large monster has decided to set up shop at our loading bay."
"Well, where is this loading bay?"
"It's in close orbit around LOCAF, we have a way to get you there."
"How did this monster even get in orbit in the first place?"
"It could have been any number of reasons, from Taranis's evil plans to foul play."
"So how do I get to this loading bay?"
"We're gonna launch you into space."
"So, I'm going to be put on a space station orbiting the planet to go kill a large monster on said space station?"
"Yes, that's the gist of it."
"Alright, let's do this!"
END OF CHAPTER 9
Hey, are you out there? Is anyone out there? Dad...if you can hear me, why...why did you do it? Why did you kill them? Did you have to kill them? I guess I'll find out. I'll find answers myself. You may not want me to discover these answers. You probably didn't even intend for me to find you...but I needed to know...I needed to know if you really are still out there, if you are still alive, I guess I was just chasing fantasies. Stupid, stupid fantasies. If you are out there, Dad, we'll come find you, we'll get answers. If I can't get answers, then I guess I'll get vengance. Cherry, signing off...