Naked Twister
"No, Chouji, I donk wanna live in Konoha! I need to live in Suna! Every single grain of sand are my very best friends! They have feelings! If I leave them they will be sad and cry sparkly tears of sadness! And I will feel their sadness deep in my heart, it will rip me apart! Eat me away from the inside! I will always be burdened with sadness and hatred for you if you make me move away from Suna!" I honestly tried my best to sound desperate, because I was! I do love my sand! But it's not the end of the world if I have to movr. I just hope I can live with my sand in Suna. "Gaara… every child that could possibly be Darudes friend live in Konoha! Do you want him to be a sad emo kid like you were? No? good. Let's move to Konoha! We have lived here in Suna for 3 years now anywy!" I guess Chouji had a point, so we ended up moving to Konoha. Which I'm happy about because as the years passed, Darude ended up with many great friends. Sadly, they teach each other fart jutsus… Everyone have their own type of fart jutsu! It's incredible, but gross! Darude has the "Desert fart no Jutsu" where he farts sand. It's when he combines it with the Baika no Jutsu it gets horrible.
Darude was out with his friends so Chouji and I decided to play a game of naked twister. Our clothes flew of and we started with left leg on red, and so it went on like the game usually does. Sometimes his meat went inside my sandcastle and the other way around but that was just a fun part of the game! Once we forgot to have condoms on when we playsed and we got so scared beacause we both got pregnant! We didn't have time or money for extra kids so we we really did panic but luckily that Hinata girl told us we could get an abortion. We did get an abortion, and after that we always remembered to use condom! We did, not long ago, think about more kids though. Now that we both have the time and money for extra kids, but we decided not to.
The game ended as it usually does; Chouji and I collapse on top of each other because we just couldn't get our left hands on green! We started to make out and gently stroked eacho thers ketchup bottles until it squirted everywhere. "aaaaah. Yes." I moaned. "MMMMMEEEAAT" Chouji moaned. "EEEEWWW!" Darude screamed. "DARUDE YOU ARE NOT SUPOSBED TO BE HOME YET!" Chouji yelled at him and Darude said he didn't ever want to come home as he ran out the door.
Darude came back for dinner, and we all pretended like nothing ever happened.
Written by:
Gaara Desertredsand (Yes that's my last name.)