You are now Nathan. After helping Mark test his new weapon you, Jeremy, and Brandon head off with him to meet with the new penguin in charge of the heist.
As you arrive you see Monado boy and the small spork nerd waiting for you. Along side them stands Duncan. The meet is quickly started and rushed through in order to start the mission quickly. The basic plan is to have Duncan cause a distraction with his monster strength as Alex breaks into the security room. From there it's up to Jon and Brandon to get the prisoner penguin out in one piece without having life-support fail on them on the way out. You and Mark are on command duty while Jeremy works on get away plans.
"So," says the little penguin debriefing your team, "Let's start a jailbreak!"
In about ten minutes everything is under way. Duncan is currently making prison guards shit bricks and Alex is sneaking his way to the security room to take the cameras under his control.
"Alright, security guard down," you hear over the radio, "I can see everything. Including the amount of bloodied guards left by Duncan."
"Good!" You say, "Get the second team in the building." You order over the radio.
The second team drops in and begins heading through the air vents to get to the medical ward.
"Fucking vents!" You hear.
"I don't think it's that bad." Jon replies to the remark.
"But you're small. This is not enjoyable for me."
"Then why are you on the vent team?"
"Because I can tell which vents are bad ideas to exit from."
The arguement about cramped spaces is interrupted by Alex.
"Hey. I found something interesting on the cameras."
"What have you found?" Mark asks.
"Looks like they're keeping guards in a certain section of the prison. They won't go to stop Duncan's rampage."
"Why?"
"According to a map of the prison that's where they're keeping high-priority inmates."
"What's so important about that?" You ask.
"I was hoping Mark could explain that to me." Alex replies.
"I don't know what kind of prisoners they could be hiding that are that important." Mark says.
"What about the prince?" Says a nearby penguin.
"They wouldn't keep the prince in a prison like this one." Mark ponders for a moment. "They'd have kept him in one of the higher security ones."
"This isn't maximum security?!" Jon chimes in.
"No, this is low security for this place."
"They just transferred the prince to a nearby prison recently," The penguin adds, "But they refused to disclose which one."
"Who is this prince?" You ask finally.
"He tried to rebel against the current leaders of the empire. So naturally they threw him in jail."
"Thank you, penguin man."
"You want me to rampage toward them?" Duncan suggests.
"No, let team air vents deal with it." Marks replies.
"Fuck!" Brandon screams, causing the radio to emit loud ass static. "What's even worse is nothing bad's gonna happen if we do it. I just don't wanna fucking do it."
You hear a loud clank as a grate hits the ground. Team vents has made it.
"I say we just burn the place down and pick up whatever prisoners we're looking for out of the emerging croud!" Alex sounds like he's thought this one through.
"Do you honestly think that would work?" You ask.
"No, I just wanna watch it burn!"
"Of course you do."
"I have an idea!" Mark bursts out.
"This plan better not be as stupid as your plan to go to the deep web!" You say. That was not a good idea in the first place, but he fucking did it!
"No! We just need Brandon to hit one of the guards with a mind control round, then I can walk the guards past with Sapphire and team vents can head to check for the prince."
"I second the motion to do less work!" Brandon comments. Without anybody's input you hear a small pop as the mind control device leaves the barrel of his gun followed by Mark pulling up a screen showing where he pilots a penguin guard.
"Hey, they know someone's here!" Alex says in a panicked voice.
"What's happening?" You ask.
"They're sending guards to Jon and Brandon's location."
"Well, we already screwed up this mission, why not just fight your way past them!"
"We're kinda already on it." Jon replies.
"Okay, at this point we should just let Alex set the prison on fire on top of it all!"
"I already did!"
"What the hell?!"
"I thought it was a good idea."
"No! It's not a good idea to set a building full of people in cells on fire!"
"Well when you put it that way it sounds like a dumb idea!"
"It is a dumb idea!"
"Fuck it!" Duncan yells, "I'll take care of the guards. Have the Tweedle Fuck-up and Tweedle Dumbass save his royal birdness."
"Which one am I?" Jon asks.
"Shut up and save the penguin or you'll be Tweedle dead!"
"Hey," Alex calls in, "Who's the purple guy?"
"What purple guy?" You ask reluctantly.
"He's killing guards with a sweet golden sword."
"I don't even care anymore, as long as he's helping just leave him alone."
"We have one royal bird!" Brandon reports, "Jeremy!"
With that Jeremy dissapears and reappears with team vents and captain arson in tow.
"Okay, how did you do that?" You ask.
"Time powers!" Jeremy answers, "Shi-ka-ka!"
"What the fuck was that noise?" Brandon asks looking at Jeremy like he just suggested burning down the prison.
"It was the noise of my magical time powers."
"It was the noise of stupidity given physical form."
"Shi-ka-ka!"
"Seriously," you say, "Stop making that sound."
"Hey, need a getaway!" Duncan yells over the little radio.
With a quick temporal change and a "shi-ka-ka" Jeremy gets Duncan out as well.
"Is this the prince we were looking for?" Jon asks as he looks the penguin up and down.
"Yes! It is certainly the prince!" Yells one of the penguins.
All of the small birds join in a cheer, "Hail to the prince! Hail to the prince!"
"Well, I guess we did it." Mark says. We got the prince out and Sapphire is on her way here in a stolen ambulance. Thanks guys."
"With that done we have other stuff to do!" Brandon says.
"Like what?"
"Well I promised Alex a working Monado. So let's get him a working Monado."
"Not to be rude," you interrupt, "But I don't exactly trust the guy who set the prison on fire with the sword of a god."
"He's going to be a god soon." Brandon reminds the team.
"That is honestly scary."
"Anyway, if you guys don't wanna help, I can figure out how to get it to work without you."
"Okay, have fun with that."
"Alright, let's go Alex!"
With that they walk away to make stupid decisions.
END OF CHAPTER 22