A/N: Alrighty! So we're back for another chapter of Deal with the Devil! XD
This chapter would probably be related to a chapter in Weird Tekken Adventures! Feel free to guess! ^_^
Now it's time for them to turn up! ^_^
Oh! If you are wondering, I AM making up one of my new favorite pairings: Hwoarang x Lucky Chloe! I know there are a lot of peeps out there that don't like/hate sweet Lucky…
I'm not trying to be mean or anything but….SUCK IT UP!
JK, kinda…
Let's start already! ^_^
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Like in any movie, the squad walked in the club in a cool and slow-motion mechanism. But someone had to fall. Unfortunately, it was our favorite biker boy. He tripped because of Jin's intentional foot.
Once out of slow-motion, Xiao grabs Shin's hand and immediately scurries toward the drinking bar, where she and her personal stripper will get wasted as hell.
Asuka decides to take Steve to the pool table she can kick his ass, but in a different way, after she orders 4 bottles of Vodka.
Lars and Alisa meet up with Tougou and the rest of the Tekken Rebellion soldiers to play a few interesting games of Poker. Alisa already knows how to play thanks to her research and amazing abilities. Little do they know, their asses will be handed to them…
"Get ready, your pride might be damaged tonigh!
Lee went to his special room, containing approximately thousands of hoes, waiting impatiently to suck the Silver-Haired Devil's dick dry. As soon as he opened the door, numerous pairs of dainty hands pulled him in and slammed the door shut.
Nina and Anna were having a great time, but Anna seemed to be hiding from someone. Her eyes were traveling left and right in a daunting manner. She was even hiding under a table. This caught her sister's undivided attention. Nina took a gulp from her wine glass. "Um, Anna? What are you doing?"
"Hiding from the assistant manager!" The brunette quickly responded. She swished her head back and forth.
Nina sighed. "Why?" Anna showed her face from under the table's cloth. "I work here and I haven't showed up for about, 5 weeks."
"What?!"
During their conversation, a shadow emerged before the William sisters. A man with a fake gold suit on cleared his throat. "Well, well, well. I never thought you actually show up here ever again." Anna's pupils shrunk. "Assistant Manager!" The said man scoffed. "That's Mr. Assistant Manager to you! But don't bother calling me that, you're fired!"
Anna looked down to the floor. Nina tried to fight back a smirk.
"Fuck…"
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Hwoa was alone sitting in an empty table. He was chugging down at least 7 bottles of the good 'ol root beer. He pathetically sighed to himself. "I'll never get laid…"
But, a drunken Lucky Chloe stumbled her way past the crowd to the lone Korean. In reach, she raised her kitty mitten and lazily slapped him on the back. "Let's *hiccup* dance. *hic* N-nyaaaaaaaaa." She sat on his lap, causing Hwoa to have rosy cheeks. "Luck, you can't, I can't. We're fucking *hic* drunk."
"Then do you want *hic* a laaaaaaaaap daaaaaaaance?~ Nyaa? It's still daaaaanciiiiing. Nyaaaaaa-*hic"
"You can barely *hic* waaaalk. What makes you th-think you can twwwwwerk on meh...? Huuuuuuh?" Lucky adjusted herself on his lap so that she is fully facing him. Lucky goofily grinned. "I'll show yoooooooou! Nya. *hic*"
Too bad she felt sleepy. In a blink of an eye, both were dozing off. Her head rested on the crook of his neck while Hwoa's was hanging off the back of the chair.
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Kuni and Yoshi were bouncing up and down on the dance floor. For the first time in forever, they were enjoying themselves. That joy was ruined when a rude woman purposely knocked Kuni off of her feet. She would've hit the floor if Yoshi didn't grab her in time. That bitch ruined her mood. And no one ruins Kunimistu's mood. Just ask Yoshi. The moment was so tense that the music stopped and everyone's attention turned to the scene.
The swordsman helped her back on her feet. "Thanks, my sweet honey." She smiled. It turned into a scowl when she examined the crowd. "HEY BITCH! YOU BETTER GET YOUR PIMP ASS OVER HERE AND APOLOGIZE BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN AND SHOVE MY FOOT DOWN YOUR DICK-SUCKING THROAT!
The crowd whispered things like 'oh shit' and 'she ain't fucking around'. A mother even commented on her vulgar language. Abruptly, there was convulsing in the group of people. It almost seemed like fighting, but it was only the action of a few people bringing the protesting suspect to the front for an ass beating. A hardcore ass beating.
"Let me go assholes!"
Kuni took out her dagger from her bra. "Bitch. Why did you try to knock me to the floor?"
"I have a name and it's—"
The bitch was slapped in the face. The sound of the slap echoed through the entire club, it even reached to Lee's special room. This made people jump in shock or objected jaws to dangle.
Kuni's eyes narrowed underneath her mask. "I don't give two shits what your name is! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TRY TO KNOCK ME ON THE FLOOR?!" The bitch smirked in Kuni's face like the bitch she is. "I felt like it, that's why. And why do you have a mask on? Trying to hide that ugly face of yours?" Anger like no other constructed inside of the red head. Yoshi was angry as well. "HEY! THAT'S MY GIRL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT—"
"Yoshi, I got this. Thanks for sticking up for me." She took off his and her mask and kissed him ardently, missioning a bunch of 'aww!'s in the crowd.
Kuni menacingly revolved to the bitch. She clenched on her dagger and didn't hesitate to stab the bitch all over her face. Blood and brain spilled all over the floor. The crowd backed up so they wouldn't get blood on their (fake) shoes.
The ninja tossed the body out the window. "Don't speak of this." She warned the crowd. They frantically agreed, but somewhere, she heard 'crazy bitch.'
She knows her ears do not deceive her. She spin towards the crowd and marches angrily in the direction of the bold bastard. Yoshi holds her back by picking her up by the waist. Her arms and legs are failing while she spews crude insults to the bastard.
"Chill out, sugar. Let's just have fun, mkay?"
Kuni gradually freed her short temper. She sighed. "Ok…" The DJ swiftly played her favorite song, Undead. "Oh shit! This is my jam! Let's grind, baby!"
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A lost Claudio approached the bar shack and sluggishly sat in front a beautiful bartender. "Can I get like, 5 bottles of Whiskey?" He shrugged. The woman in front of him gave him a bewildered look. "Wow. It looks like your group is getting a lot of tough drinks. Did you have a bad day?" She swiveled to the shelves in the back of her containing the Whiskey. She grabbed the proper amount and placed them in the frontal direction of the Italian. He groaned. "I'm sooooooo lonely. Everyone has someone…"
The woman tilted her head at his vague answer. She gave him a sympathetic look and hopped over the counter. She smiled and sat next to Claudio. "Well, don't you have anyone in your squad that you have an interest in?"
Claudio popped open the bottle cap and took a sip. "Not really. Kaz have Jun, Jin has Lili. Steve has Asuka, Yoshi has Kuni, Lee has his hoes—"
"Sorry for interrupting, but what about the William sisters? And what about Zafina and Leo? I heard they are single." She stated.
Claudio takes another taste of his alcohol. "You heard right. But none likes me. Leo would kick any man's ass if they even try to ask her out, Zafina has an obsessive perverted twisted crush on Lucky Chloe, and the William sisters are assassins, I don't fuck with them."
The woman reached for a bottle of Vodka and took a heavy gulp of it. "I don't get it, you have good looks. Any girl would fall head over heels for you."
That added plenty of points to his pride. Now, he decided to actually look at the woman. She was light skinned with short, wavy, smooth, light brown hair, which reminded Claudio of hot chocolate. Her dark chocolate eyes and kissable full lips were stunning in the dim light. She was clothed in a modest red dress that complimented her figure. Her name tag read: Hello, my name is Red.
"Thank you, Red. You know, I don't get something either. This asshole with pumpkin hair in my squad even has a girlfriend—"
Red grabbed his collar roughly. "WHAT?! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HWOARANG, RIGHT?! HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?! WHERE IS HE?!" She screamed in his face. Claudio sweated dropped like an anime character. "Um, he's over there!" The Italian pointed to the K.O.'ed Hwoa and Chloe.
Red pushed Claudio down into his chair and grabbed her baseball bat. She made dents in the floor by storming over the couple. She shoved the limp Lucky off of the Korean and slapped the Vodka out of him. Although he is drunk to unconsciousness, he woke up in panic. As soon as his eyes adjusted to the sight of his #1 fangirl, he screamed like a little girl. "AHHH! RED! Um, hi…?"
Red struck him with her bat. Hard. "Don't you dare 'hi' me! WHO THE HELL IS SHE?!" Hwoa scratched the back of his head nervously. "Um…Who are you talking about…? Hehe…." The girl positioned herself like a baseball player preparing to hit a homerun. She swung so hard that the biker was flying out the window. When he landed with a huge thud, he grunted in pain and rolled to his left, the dead body of the bitch in sight. Hwoa stared at it for a few moments…
….
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Red looked down to her now broken bat. She shook her head. "Next time, I'll use a steel one."
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Leo and Zafina were in their loner corner out of the intense action. They were planning to go to the dance floor, but Yoshi was subconsciously slashing his sword to the beat and killing people in the process. The girls were at peace, enjoying the upbeat music, and cautiously slurping at the drinks, but a couple of perverts had to ruin the mood.
"Hey ladies, why don't you come with us? We can give you two a very good time, if you know what I mean. Hehe.." Leo was clearly not up to it. "Hell no. Get the fuck out of my face." She sneered.
"Aw, come on baby! Why not?" One of the drunken perverts whined. The German girl had a helluva lot of reasons to decline. She gave her glass to Zafina and planted herself in front of the pervert's hideous face. She cleared her throat. "First of all, you're ugly as fuck, I bet your wife kicked you out of your own house, you're outfit looks like you got the Thrift Shop, that gold watch on your wrist is fake, your breath smells you have been giving blow jobs, you dropped the soap in jail, and I think you're a rapist/molester. Hit on a prostitute for fuck's sake!"
"Damn!" Someone said in the background.
"Let's go Zafina." Leo grabbed her wrist and led her away from the perverts. The pervert sulked in embarrassment since everything Leo said was technically true. She damn well cut his ass.
"We are never going to clubs again…" Zafina trailed.
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Jin and Lili were sitting leisurely in the Jacuzzi. He had his arm encircled around her waist as they sighed of relaxation in unison. Their eyes were closed in pleasure.
As the power couple was unwinding in their personal heated pool, the blonde girl felt something slithering up her leg. Thinking that it was her lover, she playfully nudged him.
"Jin, stop…That tickles…" She mumbled.
"What are you talking about?" Jin raised an eyebrow, eyes still closed. Lili's eyelids were free as she jolts in dread. "Then who is—AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
She lifted her leg above the surface of the water and it revealed a snake attached to it. She wagged her leg around in desperation. "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"
Jin briskly grabbed the snake before it could bite his girl. He yanked it off and started wrestling with it.
The snake wrapped around the Japanese's neck. The people around were amazed and confused at the same time as the creature body slammed Jin onto the concrete. He grunted in pain and pounced on the snake. The snake rolled around to get dominance but Jin didn't let it slide. They were rolling around like idiots. A man wrestling with a goddamn snake…
Jin slapped the snake like a bitch.
The snake slammed Jin's head into the ground repeatedly.
Jin was ringing its neck.
Snake shoved his tail up Jin's ass.
Jin made the snake choke on a vibrator.
The snake spanked Jin's firm booty.
The man raised his fist and bashed the snake to its death. He still furiously punched it even if it was already dead. The Monegasque observed this and held Jin's fist firmly. "It's dead."
"I know."
His girlfriend looked behind him and her mouth opened in horror. She covered her mouth with her hand and pointed to the monster. Jin eyes travelled behind his shoulder and a certain snake's pissed off mother stood alike to a predator.
Mother snake stared at her baby's dead body. She gave a death glare to the murderer.
Jin's skin crawled. His throat was dry. He was fucked. "Will it help if I pay for the funeral?"
….
….
Jin's body was flung out the window. He crashed right next to the groaning Hwoa. The said biker turned his body to him. "So, why are you here?"
"I hate snakes…"
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Lili watched her man complaining about his pain on the ground from the large hole in the window. She was going to get dressed and help him but when she looked in the Jacuzzi, both of their clothes were soaking in it. The girl pulled her top out of the water and watched as streams of water dripped from the fabric.
The princess pouted since she knew if she went outside with wet clothes, she would catch a cold. "Damn!"
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Meanwhile, with the others of the Tekken squad:
Steve was bent over on the pool table, naked. A wasted Asuka lost to a game of pool. She was so full of wrath that she forcefully stripped the boxer and shoved the pool stick in between his cheeks…
"Please Suki, the pain!" The Brit had tears pricking in his eyes. The Gang Mediator finished the last of her bottle. After, she struck him on the ass. There was a huge red handprint where she hit him. "NO! FEEL THE FUCKING *hic* PAIN!"
Alisa won another game of poker. All the Tekken Rebellion soldiers groaned and reluctantly gave the last of their money up. Their wallets were completely empty thanks to the cyborg. Tougou looked totally pissed off. Never in his life had he lost in a game of poker.
"Fuck this!" He flipped the table over and stormed into the bathroom to cry.
The pink haired lass counted up her money. "Anyone up for another game?"
"NO!"
Xiao was watching Shin do what he does best: twerking. "Shake that ass!" She was throwing bills at him for a straight 5 minutes until another male stripper appeared on the scene. He clearly didn't look pleased. "Ahem, who are you? This is MY stripping territory and you are invading it!" The male stripper snapped. Xiao couldn't care less. "No one cares. Unless customers are waiting for a performance, then talk to us." She said passively.
"There ARE customers!"
"Bitch, where?"
"Over there!" He pointed to no one in particular.
"Bitch, where?"
"BITCH, THERE!"
The Chinese girl gave him a warning stare. "What did you just call me?" The stripper gave a mocking smirk. "A bitch." Xiao told Shin to discontinue his performance for the time being and gave the bold asshole a serious look. "I have no time for you. I know a girl here that can whoop your ass to hell if you don't get out of my face!" She yelled.
"Bitch….where?"
Xiao gave a creepy smile knowing that he used her words against her in a challenging method. "REEEEEEEEED!" A flash of red blurred everyone's vision momentarily. The called girl fixed a short strand of her hair. "Yes, Xiao? Who's bothering you this time?" She prepared her steel bat weapon.
Xiao complained like a little girl. "THAT BASTARD IS BOTHERING ME! BEAT HIS HOMO ASS!" Red lightly tapped her bat with her hand a couple times. She even licked it. "So, Tommy…How many more girls are you gonna piss off tonight?" She eerily asked.
"Ha! His name is Tommy? That name is retarded! Aha ha ha!" Shin laughed. His girlfriend elbowed his gut, shutting him up. That rhymed!
The bat wielder's blow shattered Tommy's skull, killing him instantly. Red and the others admired her handiwork. She turned to the girl with pigtails. "Alright, I guess my work is done here. Anything else before I go?"
"Yeah! Thanks!"
"Anytime!" Red jumped to…wherever she's going…
Anna and Nina were watching everyone from afar. Specifically, Red.
"What do you think of her sister?" Nina quizzed. "I think she rocks! And where does she get those steel baseball bats?" Nina thought about that question. "I don't know. I think she would be a perfect assassin. One day, let's test her skills!"
"Yeah!" Anna shouted like a content child.
When it was closing time, the squad was drunken and tired. None of them could drive home. They only had one choice…
"NO!" Jin screamed. "We are NOT calling my mom to pick us up!" He protested. "Oh come on! I need to get proper clothes, and you do too!" Lili reasoned.
"I wanna watch Netflix!" Xiao exclaimed.
Alisa brainstormed. "How about we ask your dad to pick us up? He seems cool."
Most of the squad agreed. The rest were too wasted to respond.
"Alright." Jin took out his phone and contacted Kaz. He put the phone on speaker. "Dad?"
"What?"
"I was wondering…"
"Get to the point!"
"Can you pick us up from the club?"
"Why can't you take your own asses home?"
"Drunk driving is illegal."
"You don't sound drunk."
"I am though. I can't walk in a straight line without tumbling into something."
"Fine, I'll get y—"
"Who is that? Is that Jin?" His mother's voice erupted from the speaker.
"Crap!"
"Jin! I'm going to get you! You are in big trouble mister—"
Hwoa ended the call. Jin was panicking. "HWOA! YOU IDIOT! NOW MY ASS IS DEAD!"
"Good!" Hwoa cheered.
"Fuck me…"
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"I can't believe you disobeyed me! You shouldn't be wasting your time like this! This doesn't only go for Jin, but all of you!" Jun lectured.
Everyone was in the car getting an earful form Jun about how bad they are. It was annoying to the people who had to endure it. Some were sleeping off of boredom or alcohol.
Red was cuddling Hwoa and Lucky together. She was slowly accepting the fact that they were together. But that wouldn't stop her from being the Korean's #1 fangirl.
Speaking of her, Jun turned around from the passenger's seat to get a full look at her. "Who are you?"
"Red."
Jun turned back around. "Okay…"
"Wanna join the squad?" Kaz asked.
Her eyes lit up.
"Hell yeah!"
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A/N: Yay! Chapter 5! This would've come out earlier but I'm working on a high school application! ^_^
Round of applause to Red, which is the OC of RedVelvet80! ^_^
Red is going to be an important part to this story, so yes; she will be here for the rest of the story! Hope you like her! XD
If anyone would've thought that Red was Josie (without the bow) in a red dress, I would've thought the same thing! XD
The dirty lemons will return next chapter! *wiggles eyebrows*
~LOVE TO ALL!~
~~Cat OUT!~ Nya!~~ ^_^