You are now Mark, captain of le stars and shit. As captain of le stars and shit you have been tinkering with the frog cloning lab thing. Sadly you know absolutely nothing about cloning frogs and decide to go back to plan B: calling the Skype group like five times in a row until someone picks up to talk to you, or tells you to stop in chat.

Skype Log:

MC - Guys answer the call

NM - Why?

MC - I need help cloning frogs!

AR - Count me out I got stuff to do

JC - I can't

JC - my mom's mad at me for killing the followers at her church for free grist

BS - Isn't that shit a knight's job?

MC - Yeah, but I don't know how to get into contact with your brother

NM - I'd like to help but I'm busy with the whole raging civil war on my planet

BS - I just asked him, he doesn't want to do it. Sorry, but you're just gonna have to ask Echidna

MC - I'm gonna have to fight my way to my denizen just to make a frog?

BS - Yeah, good luck with that

MC -You said you'd help us out with our denizens because we helped you fight yours!

BS - Yeah, but I'm currently dealing with an alcoholism problem on my planet

MC - An alcoholism problem?

BS - My consorts may be addicted to alcohol my dad had somewhere in the house

MC - How much of a problem could a few drunken snakes be?

BS - Did you seriously ask that question?

BS - Also, it's not a few, they learned how to make it and now my fucking planet is a horde of shit-faced snakes!

NM - Dude is your planet just hell now?

BS - Probably, I have died and gone to hell, where I belong. There's no fire, just tons of giant drunken cobras

MC - Yeah I think I'm gonna be glad I just have cloned frogs

NM - Okay what has this turned into?

NM - We're supposed to be going on adventures and stuff becoming heroes and what is currently happening is we have become the Sburb animal control!

BS - DO YOU THINK I LIKE THE DRUNKEN SNAKES?!

BS - I've been bitten so many times I think I've suffered permanent nerve damage and I'm pumping mostly venom through my veins at the moment

BS - A doctor could try to give someone a transfusion with my blood and that guy would be killed by poisoning

NM - Well fuck that's not good

JC - Guys help I'm trapped in church

MC - Can't help frogs

BS - Can't help, snakes

AR - Can't help swordsman duel

NM - Well fuck!

NM - I guess I'm on the mission to save Jon from religion!

JC - Thanks at least they won't consume me

NM - You will be free poor child

MC - Brandon help me fight Echidna!

BS - No!

BS - If you want me to help you fight Echidna then you can wait, until then just talk to her

MC - Fine

MC - but if I need to kill her then you're gonna help me do it

BS - Dude, why would you need my help?

BS - You're a fucking page!

BS - I guarantee that killing a giant snake wouldn't be difficult for you

MC - Alright you've made your point

MC - I'll go talk to snake lady but I'm making you drag yourself out here if I have to fight her I'm not gonna waste some free support in tough fight

BS - Once again, not a tough fight for you

JC - Nathan plz save me

JC - They're gonna start reading the bible

NM - What's so bad about that?

JC - The ENTIRE BIBLE

JC - from start to finish

JC - And I can't leave

NM - I'm coming to help smol child

Skype Log End

END OF CHAPTER 33