Welcome back my lovely readers, here's chapter two I hope you really like. oh yea I forgot to mention this in the summary and in first chapter but there is going to be a lot of OCCs in this story, mostly sasori and pein and konan and itachi, but all of them. I'm also going to be mentioning yaoi to, and im going to make to make my fav yaoi pair come true, maybe but I will force them to kiss and stuff and make the seme have a small crush on him.
Aoi: DAMN-IT MAI, WHY DO YOU BRING YAOI INTO EVERYTHING!
BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME, just imagine it, guys kissing and touching each other and fuc-
Lexi: THE IMAGIE'S, MAKE THEM STOP! *runs around in circles screaming*
Emily: my innocent's, my precious virgin eye's *In the corner with neen's to her chest, rocking back and forth, sucking on thumb*
What's so bad about it, I don't understand *close's eyes and image's yaoi** passes out from massive nose bleed*
Aoi: well lets get on with the story, Disclaimer: Mai does not own anything expected the actions because they actually happened and us. That is all, enjoy while I take care of my friends
My eye's shot open when i heared someone scream bloody murder. I shot up and looked around the my room. The kittens where by my bady sister and my fav. yaoi pair come hand was bleeding, badly. I jumped out of my bed and ran to my sister. I step on one of the kitten's tail but i didn't care( yellow/blonde kitten). I pick her up in my arm's and ran into my bathroom. I sat her on the sink and turned on some cold water and put her hand under the water. Then my door flung open.
"WHAT HAPPED" lexi screamed running into my room with the other girls.
"One of the kitten's bite her pretty hard" i said rubbing her hand. I look at the kittens that where in my bathroom's doorway. They where all glaring at the white kitten, he had blood on his mouth area. I never felt so pissed.
"Throw that one in the basment" i said in a harsh tone pointing to the white one. Lexi stomped over to the kitten and picked him up by the scruff of his neck and stomped out of my room. We heared a door slam close making everyone eslse but me wince. I told her to throw him in there so of course she would slam the door.
"Is she ok?" emily asked walking into the bathroom.
"I don't know, it's pretty deep" i said looking back to her hand. I turned off the water and got some bandge's out of the cabinet and wraped her hand.
"What happed?" i asked her.
"I woke up early and -sniff- i wanted to play -sniff- with the kitten's -sniff- so i came in here and -sniff- started petting them and -sniff- the white one bite me" she said rubbing her eyes. I picked her up and walked out of the bathroom and over to my bed.
"Shh it's ok, the bad kitty won't hurt you again, now go back to sleep ok" i told her tucking her in my bed and kissing her forhead. The black kitten with a orange swilely face jumped on my bed and layed down next to her, she grabed him and hugged him close, like a teddy bear. I smiled at him before mouthing a Thank you' before looking back at the other kitten's.
"Out" i said pointing to the door with a annyoed face. They all walked out of the room with there heads bowed in shame. Lexi came back into my room and walked staright up to me.
"Food please" she said in a begging tone with her hand's on my shoudlers.
"*sigh* Ok" i said pushing them out into the hallway. I softly closed my door and started walking towards the stair case with everyone behind me. I was two steps away from the bottom of the stair case when
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my floor decied to say hello.
"Well hello floor, good morning" i said. My friends just laughed at me. Didn't even ask if i was ok. Not even the kitten's asked. They aughed at me too. Jerk's.
"Now if you exuse me i have to go make some food" i said standing up.
"Are you ok" Lexi asked getting over her laughter. I looked over my shoulder and glared at them.
"Yup just peachey, meh floor just wanted to say hi" i said scarctliy, rolling my eyes.
"So what sould i make today?" i asked myself walking into the kitechen.
"OLMENTS!" my friends screamed at me. I sighed.
"Olments it is then" i said getting everything i need.
"I'll make some bacon too, k" i said getting the bacon.
"K'z" my friend's said sitting at the table. About halfway though cooking i heared meowing but just ingored it.
"Hey mai, i think we have some smart cat's" Aoi said looking to all the kitten's by the basment door meowing to each other.
"Hmm, problely, once we're done eating let's name them ok" i said starting a new backthe of bacon in the frying pan.
"Ok" they all said.
Akatsuki POV
'Damn it, that hurt' Hidan said from behind the door.
'Why did you bite the girl' hissed pein.
'BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO FUCKING TOUCH ME' yelled hidan
'You shouldn't bite a child' Itachi said with a blank look.
'SAY'S THE ONE WHO FUCKING KILLED HIS CLAN' the Hidan screamed, scratching at the blacked kitten who just tched softly before looking off to the side.
'Baka, That has nothing to do with this, maybe next time you'll think before hurting our new owner's sibling's" kakuzu said with a smug face.
'SHUT THE FUCK UP KAKUZU' Hidan screamed.
'I thought i said, last night not to hurt them' pein hissed. He was so pissed at hidan. He never listen's.
'Well your fucking voice put me to sleep' hidan whisperd, but everyone still heared him. Pein was about to yell at him when kismine interupted him.
'Mmm~ somthing smells good' he said sniffing the air.
'Yea, wonder what it is, un' deidara said.
'It's called food, brat' Sasori said.
'Shut up dana, un' deidara said looking the other way.
"KITTIES BREAKFAST" said the girl from this morning. She has messy blonde hair with pure black tips and blood red eye's. She was wearing what she was wearing yesterday because she didn't feel like changing. All the kitten's walked over to where she was standing and she sat a plate down on the ground. The food looked so good that there mouth's started to watery slighty. Just then, Tobi came hoppen down the stairs and over to everyone else
'Mmmm egg's and bacon, can tobi have some, sempai' He said, stopping right infront of the plate.
'Don't ask me baka, un' deidara said glaring at tobi.
'Mmmm~ so good' he sung taking a bite.
'It taste better with syurp, do you want some?' she asked. Tobi stoped eating and they all nodded. She stood up and walked away and came back with a brown liqud thing. She poured some on the food. Tobi took a bite out of the egg's.
'TOBI LIKE!' he yelled taking a bigger bite.
'DON'T EAT IT ALL TOBI, UN' Deidara yelled, taking a bite of the food. Soon they all started eating, expect hidan.
'HEY, GIVE ME SOME FUCKING FOOD' he yelled scratching on the door, but the others just ignored him and couinted to eat there dicluos food.
Mai's POV
The kitten's started getting the food fast, guess they where hungry. I looked to the basment door. I felt kinda bad for the little white kitten but i was still pissed at him. Guess i should make him some food. I opened the door and picked him up, he was non-stop hissing at me. I purposly droped him causing him to hiss in pain. I smirked. i leaned down and picked him up by the scruff of his neck.
"That's for biting my sister, next time don't hurt her or i'll drop you from the roof" i hissed to him. I walked over to kitechen sink and washed off the blood off his face.
"SECOND'S!" my friends screamed at me, holding out there plates. i sighed. Can't i eat yet. I walked over to stove and set him on the counter next to the stove. All the other kittens ate all there food with a satifed sigh, so guess i have to make him some as well. I am good a cooking, but i won't glout but my friends sure as hell like too. I started up the stove and started cooking again. I made my friend's some food and shared mine with the white kitten. Once we where done eating, Aoi set the dishes in the sink.
"Ok, akatsuki 2 mission: NAME THEE KITTENS" i yelled pointing to the kittens.
"HAI LEADER-SAMA" meh friends yelled and we got the kittens and set them in the front room. I sat on the love couch with the blue kitten and white and brown kittens. Emily sat in the recliner with the blonde/yellow kitten and black and white kitten. Aoi sat on the couch with her legs up, taking it all up, she sat the red and all black kittens on her lap. Lexi sat on the floor, in between the couch and recliner, with the orange and female kittens and the orange swirly face kitten.
"Ok so we're going to name them, lexi you go first" i said putting the blue fat kitten in my lap, petting him. Hehe i love fat cats. She nodded and picked up the slightly purple looking female kitten with a white spot on her head to eye level. She smiled at kitten.
"I'll name you, jasmine" she said, setting the kitten next to the orange one before picking him up. I noticed all the kitten's stiffen.
"Geroge" she said with a smile, making us laugh. She comes up with weired names for cat's.
"Hey" she pouted before setting the kitten back done with jasmine and crossed her arm's with a huff. Once we got over our laughter she picked up the orange face kitten.
"Pumkin" she said, earning a exicted meow from him.
"I think he's the hyper one" she said setting him in her lap and petting him.
"Of course, now you have someone who's has enough engery to play with you" Aoi said rolling her eyes making lexi pout.
"Aoi, your go" i said looking to her. She nodded and picked up the red kitten.
"You can be red" she said setting him down on her lap and picking up the black kitten.
"I could of sworn your eye's where red, oh well your name with be vampire" she said putting him down next to her.
"Wow those where some good names" emily said scarctilly. Aoi just glared at her.
"Fine then, you can go next" she said.
"Ok" she chirped happliy, picking up white and black one.
"Hmm, your name will be yin yang~" she sung happily, setting him down next to her and pick up the yellow kitten.
"You shall be named PRINECESS!" she yelled giving him a bear hug. I think some of the kitten's where laughing at him. Well who could blame them, i was laughing as well. Sorry yellow kitten, or should i say 'sorry princess'.
"HAHAHAHAHAAHA"
"Your turn, Mai" Lexi said, giggling.
"KK'z" i said once i got over my laughter.
"I shall start with cat 1" i said grinning down at the blue kitten in my lap. I thought for a few seconds when it clicked.
"SHARKY, IN THEE HOUSE" i yelled, it makes perfect sense. He looked like one, blue, big, shark teeth, he was so kewl. I picked up the other fat cat to eye level.
"Mr. fat cat 2 will be named drocke" i said with a fake smile. I felt my heart tighten, it hurt to say his name. He use to be one of my puppies father, my dad's dog, we had to put him to sleep though. I could tell my friends where giving me woried looks, they now how i feel about animals and about death aswell. I had to many death's in my life. The lastest one was about our couch from last year, he went to a college and was the football coach, he was shot and killed a few day's ago. I sat him down and picked up the white kitten. I held him like the lion king and screamed "SNOWFLAKE" with a huge grin on my face. Everyone started laughing expect vampire, pein, red and jasmine, they just smirked. Snowflake started hissing at me. I sat him down next to doces who was laughing, well more like cat laughing. They got into a fight.
"Ok now what" i asked meh friends.
"Let's go watch netflix" Aoi said picking up the kittens she named and getting up, walking into the hallway and into the basment door on the staircase.
I picked the kitten's i named and lexi and emily did the same.. We walked down stairs to the basment. The basment had it's own bathroom and kitechen. It was huge. Anyway's this is our club house. It used to be pretty scary and old and dusty, like no one's been down there for years. So my uncle cleaned it out and fixed it up and TA DAH, we have our amazing looking club house. Although it didn't have a huge flat screen tv, l shaped couch, all the game systems and ton's of games,. We got all this stuff about a year ago, a week after lexi left. Before it was some chairs and a wii with some just dance and a box tv.
"WOW, you guys fix up the club room" lexi said setting some kittens on the couch and looking around amazed.
"Yup, we didn't want to sit in a dusty old basmet, now would we, now what do we watch?" i said setting the kittens i got and going to the PS4. I turned it on and sat down on the couch. Emiy sat her kittens down and sat beside aoi, who was already down stairs. I logged into my account and went to netflix once eveyone was situated. I was passing by some show's until somthing caught my eye and i shot up. i do this a lot.
"LETS WATCH CLIFFORD" I yelled and everyone else shot up and screamed "YAY". I turned off the lights and sat down and we watch episode 1 of clifford the big red dog.
Akatsuki POV
'THE FUCK IS THIS' hidan yelled at the top of his lungs.
'Well snowflake, as you can see it's a show about a big red dog named clifford' kakuzu said smirking. Hidan flung his head around, over to kakuzu.
'THE FUCK YOU CALL ME BASTARD' he yelled jumping onto kakuzu. Soon a fight broke out. About 3 minutes passed of fighting and name calling, konan finally got fed up.
"WILL YOU TWO MORON'S SHUT UP, IM TRYING TO WATCH THE DAMN SHOW!" she screamed, surpising everyone. She hmped and couinted to watch the show with a smile on her face. The akatsuki all stayed quite and watch the show.
*Timeskip* after show
'Tobi wanna watch it again, senpai' tobi yelled jumping onto deidara.
'GET OFF TOBI, UN' deidara yelled, clawing at him. Out of now where a white kitten with black spot's jumped out from under the couch, and onto the couch by hidan. Hidan growled and attacked the kitten not because he was a asshole but because it scraed the shit out of him. He started bitting it's neck.
"HEY" screamed one of the girl, snatching hidan off the kitten.
"You see that kitten, don't you dare hurt her, we safed her from getting eaten by a dog, got it snowflake" said the girl with blonde and black hair, in a dangerous low voice, scarying her friends.
"Um, mai you shouldn't be so mean, what if he was just trying to protectie us or oreo scared him" lexi said taking hidan away from her hand.
"Hmpfh, whatev's, come here oreo" she said in a sweet voice. Bipolar much. She pick up the kitten and sat back down in her seat and started petting the kitten.
"Sorry about her, she's kinda very protective of what's her's" lexi said putting the kitten down with his friends.
"Please don't do anything that will piss her off" she said in a pleading vocie.
'Hidan, do not hurt that kitten, got it' pein hissed at hidan.
'But i need a jashin mather fucking sacriefie' hidan hissed back.
'You will do as i say' pein hissed glaring at him. hidan glared for a minute before looking away with a hmfed. Pein looked back up to the girl and nodded. She looked surpise for a sec but shurrged it off.
"Thank you, you must be very smart kittens" she said smiling before walking back over to her seat. Pein turned around to look at the rest of the akatsuki.
'Now like i said last night, do not hurt the girl's until we find a way home' pein said glaring at hidan.
'Pein-sama, we need a way to commakt with the girl's so they can help us' kohan said from beside him. He looked down and went into deep thought for a few seconds.
'We will have to find a way to tell them who we are, they already have knowledge on us so it shouldn't be hard' pein said looking back up.
'Hai' they all said before looking back up to the TV.
Mai's POV
After about 5 episode's of clifford, i was looking though the show's again. I couldn't find anything so i went to the anime file.
"LOOK" screamed Aoi, making us all jump. I mean she's the queit one in the group.
" NARUTO'S ON HERE" she screamed again, pointing to the TV and sure enothe there it was, naruto. I clicked on it and looked though the episode. I found one episode where itachi and kisame come to the villge and fight kakshi and gai. I clicked and it started. About half way though the show, i look over to the kitten's, because i saw this episode like a thousond this, Kisame is my third favorite so yea. They where all staring wide eye at the Tv. Jasmine and pein where meowing back and forth. While the other's where meowing to each other. Mostly snowflake. I started at them for a while when somthing clicked. 'Why do they act so human' i thought. Cat, or in this case, kitten's weren't suppose to understand us, better yet laugh or look like that. I put oreo down beside me and quickly stood up and walked over to the kitten's. I pick up Geroge and told my friends that i would be right back. I walked up stiars, and out of the basment and walked our to the stair case and walked up to my room. I opened the door slowly and quietly and walked in getting my laptop off my dresser and quickly walked out closing the door softly to not wake up my sister. I walked back down stairs and sat at the kitchen table. I sat geroge down on the table with my laptop. I went to this website where you could understand a different langue. He started at me confused.
"Ok so i think you are the leader of the akatsuki since you guys act and look like them" i told him and his eyes widen slighty before glaring.
"Don't worry if you are pein, i won't tell anyone" i told him and he nodded.
"Now all you have to do is talk, k" i told him and he nodded again(A/N: ok, so what every pein say's will show up on her computer screen in english so she can understand what he's saying, this website does not existe).
'My name is pein, leader of the akatsuki, the other kittens down stairs are the akatsuki and we have been sent here and have turned into cat' he said. I nodded my head in uderstanding. I looked over to him.
"How did this happed" i asked, he tensed up before glaring down at the table and sighed. He then started meowing.
'Well we were discussing about our 2 year brake time when tobi came in jumping like he always does and yelled a justsu. There was a huge flash of light then we were flying in this colorful portal thingey until we went though a hole and we where cat's. We didn't know where we were so we started walking around to figure out where we where until a huge dog and i mean HUGE, chased us into town and it started to rain so we hid by a building, later on a boy found us and bought us here' he said. I started laughing.
"It's always tobi isn't" i asked though my laughter. He just sighed and nodded causing me to laugh harder. Once i got over my laughter i went to minimize the screen but actedently hit the 'X', showing meh my desktop. It felt like timestoped for me. That desktop screen is a picture of my most happiset monent. It was a pictuer of me and my dog, erick. Just seeing this picture makes my heart ack.
"Don't you ever wish you could go back in time and change somthing" i asked to no one but got a meow in respones, snapping me out of my thought's. I didn't even notice i was crying. I wiped away my tears and looked over to pein. He was staring at me with a worried exiression. It kinda felt wired seeing him act all worried out me, well acting wooried at all. I smiled to him.
"I'm fine, that was my dog, erick, He saved my life, by giving his" i said looking back at the screen before closing my laptop.
"We should go back" i said picking him back up. I staterd to walk towards the basment until i thought of something.
"Lets keep this a sercet between us, k" i asked him, looking at him. He thought for a monet before nodding his head. I walked down stairs and almost, and i mean almost jumped across the room to punch the tv. Wanna now why, my friends where watching the croods. I watch that movie so many times that i now it word for word.
"Really" i said sitting down in my seat with pein in my lap. Oreo had fallin asleep in lexi's lap, she's such a good kittey and she loves to be petted, mostly by me.
"What, Emily picked it, she was about to start crying is we didn't pick it" Aoi said glaring over to emily. She was kicking her leg's with a big smile on her face and i swear if we where in the anime world she would have hearts around her. I just groan and started petting pein. We where at the part where they found the forest. I closed my eyes to block out the movie. Sigh. I really need to stop watching kid movies don't i.
*4 hours later* Mai's POV
I opened my eyes and looked around. We all had fallen asleep in the basment while watching the croods. We did wake up pretty early. I sighed. Then i notice the kitten's wheren't in here. I slowly got up and strenched. I quietly walked up the stairs so i don't wake up my friends. I closed the basment door softly and looked around. I didn't see the kittens any where. I walked into the kitechen and opened my laptop. I almost started crying again but i qucikly looked away from my desktop and over to the time. It was 6:00 pm. We woke up around i think 7:30. Hmm i wonder how long we where asleep. Ok so we ate breakfast, thats 20 minutes. Then we named the kitteys, 10 minutes. We watch netflix, that was about 2 hours so we slept for 8 hours. I looked outside the winbow and it was dark out.
"Hmm, should i cook or order" i said to myself.
"Sissy" said a small vocie from behind me, casuing me to jump like 5 feet into the air. I turned around to glare at my little sister.
"Can we get some pizza" She said giggling.
"Yea sure, when did you wake up" i asked her while i pulled out my phone.
"I woke up around 4, so i played with the kittey's" she said smiling.
"Hmm, where are the kittey's now?" i asked her.
"There in sissy room" she said running up the stairs. I giggled before putting in hungry howies number and called. At the thirdring someone answerd.
'Hello, hungry howies, how may i help you' said a male vocie.
"Hello, i would like 1 large perpoine pizza, 1 large bacon pizza and 1 large cheesepizza, and some bread sticks and a pizza sub, all meat" i told him.
'Ok, may i have your address' he asked.
"218 Howard road" i told him.
'Ok it wil be done in 45 minute's' he said before hanging up. I put my phone on the table and got my laptop and walked up stairs to my room. Oreo was sleeping on my bed while chourko was playing with tobi(A/N: when im not talking i'll use there real name's, k). The rest of the kittens where on my desk looking at some of my drawlings. I sighed and walked over to my bed and set my laptop down before going to my closet. I picked out of short short's and a black tank top. I took off my clothes and put on the shorts and tank top. I turned around and saw some of the kittens staring at me, smirking( Hidan, deidara, kisame, kakuzu) I looked over to my little sis, she was staring at me along with tobi. I took a deep breathe and walked over to my bath room and put my dirty clothe's in the haper. I walked back out and went under my blanket and put my head in my pillow. I took a deep breathe and screamed into the pillow. Once i was done i got up and walked over to the kitten's. They where all looking at me funny, probly cause i just screamed as loud as i could into the pillow. I picked up pein and was walking to my door. I grab the hadle and stopped. I turned back around, walked back over to the kitten's and picked up kohan and walked back to my door.
"I'm going down stairs to wake everyone up k" i told my sister.
"K" she said and countied playing with tobi. I opened my door and walked out, closing it behind me so no kitten's would follow. I started walking down the stairs when
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i triped over my own feet. Though when i was falling i lifted pein and konan so i didn't hurt them. I did land stahight on my face. Ouch. I sat up and put them down and rubbed my nose. They both looked at me with a confused look.
"I fine, this happen's all the time" i said smiling. They both sweat droped. They looked at each other and sighed before looking back up at me. I stood up and picked them up, and walked to the kitechen table. I sat them by my laptop when i got an idea.
"I'll be right back" i said before running to the basment door. I opened it and quietly ran down the stairs. Netflix was still on. I grinned evily. I grabed the controller and went to the scary movies and put on chucky. We all hate this movie. Just saying his name gives me chills. i qouckly walked out of the room, and back into the kitechen. I sat down inmy chair and opened my laptop. Sigh. I really need to change my desk top. Anyways i quckly went to the website before i go into flash back mode. Once the website came up i looked over to pein and kohan.
'Why did you bring kohan?' pein asked me. Kohan looked as if she was about to saw she can't understand us, but mai intureteped her.
"Because i thouht it would be good to let her now, i mean she is your lover so you can't keep sercets" i said with a wink. There eyes both widen and i'm guessing they where blushing.
'W-what are y-you talking a-about' konan asked. She then looked at me seriously.
'How come you can understand us?' she asked titling head little kitten head to the left and dropping her left ear. I couldn't help myself, i had to squeal on how cute she was acting. They just looked at me like i was crzy. I coughed into my fist.
"Anyway's, i can understand you guy's because of this website see" i said pointing to the screen. She looked at it and nodded.
'So what is it you want to talk about' pein asked.
"Well, i was kinda hoping that you could like tell the guys to stop being perv's, i don't really like it" i told him. He nodded. Just then the door bell rang, scaring them and then there was a whole lot of screams coming from down stairs, scaring them even worse. I fell out of my chair laughing my fucking ass of. I coundn't breathe.
"MAI, WHAT THE FUCK!" screamed Aoi running up the stairs. I was still laughing my ass off. She stomped over to me and grabed my collar and yanked me up.
"What's so god damn funny?!" aoi snarled. I pointed to pein and konan who was still scared and clawing on to the table. Aoi just stood there until the doorbell rang again. She started laughing as well at the kitten's reactin. We where both laughing on the floor, now.
"YAY, PIZZA" lexi yelled running into the kitechen with boxes of pizza. She set them on the table and just started at us.
"Why are they laughing?" emily said walking over to us.
"Is sissy going to die" my little sister asked, running down the stairs with the other kittens behind her.
"Yea, if they don't stop laughing" Emily said with a smirk. She can be so cruel sometimes. After about a minuten of laughing we finally calmed down, but had tears rolling down our face.
"Wow, my thorat hurts" me and aoi said at the same time, rubbing our necks. This time, lexi and emily laughed there ass off.
"What's so funny" Churuko asked tilting her head. Behind her i could see some of the kitten's had confused looks. 'HAHAA and there suppose to be the akatsuki' i thought.(A/N: if you don't now what it means, it mean's deep throat...you didn't hear it from me _)
"Nothing sweety, now lets go get you some pizza" i told her grabing her hand and walking into the kitechen with aoi following. She got 2 bacon pizza's and Aoi got 3 cheese. Lexi and emily came into the kitechen after there laughter. Lexi got 1 cheese, 2 bacon and 1 perpperioni, Emily got 1 bacon's, I got out 10 bowls. Tobi, deidara, pein got bacon. Zetsu, kohan, kisame,sasori, kakuzu, hidan, and itachi got cheesee. Of course they didn't eat it right away so i got me a plat and got 3 perpperioni. I took a bite of one of my pizza's to show them they could eat it. Man do i love pizza. Tobi was the first to start eating it. He meowed somthing to the others and they started eating. Hm~, tobi is a good boy.
"Good boy, pumkin" i said, as soon as those words came out of my mouth, his head shot up and he started jumping up and down meowing over and over again. I couldn't help but giggle. Deidara meowed somthing to tobi and tobi stoped and started eating, but it looked like he was sad. Revinge!
"Princess~ you shouldn't be so mean to pumkin, you never now he might be your knight and shining armor" i said smirking at him. Hidan, kisame and kakuzu laughed. I laughed myself. The rest just smirked, expect deidara and tobi. Tobi was smiling and jumping and deidara was growling and glaring at the food. Poor pizza.
"Now my little kitteys, hurry up and eat, if you want more bring me your bowl,k" i told them. They all nodded and started eatting again. I stooded up and walked into the living room. Churuko was sitting on the floor in front of the tv, lexi and emily sat in love seat and Aoi was laying back in the recliner. I sat down on the couch. I started eating my pizza and looked up to the Tv. There where 4 people in a old building walking around. One big black guy, and some other white dude who looked like that guy from That movie, Inside man. There where 2 girls with them. They started talking about some rats and stuff. Then the power went out and they went to grab flashlights. As soon as they did they power came back on. Infornt of them was a elvator.
"Oh look the elvators on" the black dude said. They started walking towards it and then it opened and a whole bunch of rats came out. I mean the whole elavtor was full of them, all the way to the top. They started running and got spilt up from one of the girls. It then went to commecieal. I turned to Aoi, since the recliner was by the couch.
"Whats this called?" i asked her. She looked to me.
"It's called zoo, its about animals trying to take over and stuff, it's pretty cool" she said then turning back to the TV(A/N: i have watched this episode and i love this show, you should watch it).
"Hmm" i... hmmed and turned back to the show. It was good. About 5 minutes later i felt clawing at my leg. I looked down and saw all the kitten's sitting there with bowls in there mouths. I sweat droped.
'Are you kidding me' i said to my self. I was about to get up until i heared a squeal and a flash of a camra. I turned around to see lexi and emily taking pictures with there phone's. I sighed and stood up. I walked into the kitechen with the kitten's behind me.
"Ok set your bowls down and i'll give you some more" i told them walking over to the pizza. I then rembered something, something important.
"LEXI, WHERE'S THE BREAD STICKS AND MY PIZZA SUB" i yelled.
"I PUT THEM IN THE MICROWAVE" she yelled back. I walked over to the microwave and opened it.
"MY PIZZA SUB" i yelled with joy. i qucikly took it out and grabed a piece before walking back over to the pizza box's. There was 3 pizza's left. I gave them to zetsu, kohan and pein and itachi, kisame, tobi, deidara and sasori some bread's sticks. I got my pizza sub box and walked out of the kitechen. I stoped in the walkway of the kitechen before turning around.
"Snowflake, drocke follow me" i told them, walking into the hallway and walking towards the stairs.
"I'm going up to my room,k" i said stepping on the first step.
"K'z" they all said. I walked up the stairs with the to kitten's behind me. I finally got to the top and walked down the hall to my bedroom. I opened it and let them into my room before shutting and locking it. I walked over to my bed and set my pizza box down. I picked up hidan and kakuzu and set them on my bed. I climd onto my bed and leaned against the head of the bed against the wall. I pulled my box onto my lap and opened it. I pulled two pieces of my pizza sub out and gave one to them.
"Here, it's a pizza sub it's really good" i said reaching into the box for the last piece, my piece. I sat the empty box on my night stand and pulled my laptop on to my lap. I put the pizza in my mouth and turned on my window's 8 HP laptop and went to internt explore app and went to youtube. I searched up She wolf (Falling tp piece's) by David Guetta ft. sia. I closed my eyes and started to sing along.
'A shot in the dark
A past lost in space
Where do I start?
The past and the chase
You hunted me down
Like a wolf, a predator
I felt like a deer in the lights
You loved me and I froze in time
Hungry for that flesh of mine
But I can't compete with the she wolf who has brought me to my knees
What do you see in those yellow eyes?
'Cause I'm falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces
Falling to pieces
Did she lie and wait
Was I bait, to pull you in
The thrill of the kill
You feel, is a sin
I lay with the wolves
Alone, it seems
I thought I was part of you
You loved me and I froze in time
Hungry for that flesh of mine
But I can't compete with the she wolf who has brought me to my knees
What do you see in those yellow eyes?
'Cause I'm falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces
Falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces (Falling to pieces)
Falling to pieces (Falling to pieces)
I'm falling to pieces (Falling to pieces)
Falling to pieces (Falling to pieces)'
Once the song was over, i opened my eyes. Everyone one was there smiling at me. And when i say everyone i mean everyone that was in the house. My friends and sister where just smiling at me,while the akatsuki where wide eyed, Guess they didn't think i coud sing. I blushed crimsion and ran to my bathroom.
"Aw~ come on mai, don't be shy you have a wonderful voice that could bring hatsune miko to her neen's" Lexi said from behind the door. She doesn't understand. I just sung in front of the akatsuki. Thee Akatsuki, the most hottest and most sexiest men on the earth have created where here in my bedroom. They don't understand how embarassing this is for me. Then somthing just hit, and i blushed more. I was about to sing infront of the zombie duo, my favirtore people in all of naruto. Yea that's right, i like hidan and kakuzu. It's not like in a marry me or i'll rape you like it's more like a please fuck each other infront of me and hidan put on girl clothes like. I mean there my faviotre yaoi pairing to. Awww yaoi, the wonderful land of guys fucking guys. Oh how much i wanna be friends with a gay guy, so fucking bad(A/N: this is complenty true, i wanna be friends with a gay guy or gay people and kakuhida is my fav pair).
"Mai, please we're sorry we didn't nock it's just you have such a beatiful voice" Emily said. I didn't listen, i was to freaking embrasse.
"Cough-cough" churuko coughed. Then she started singing.
'You shout it out,
But I can't hear a word you say
I'm talking loud, not saying much
I'm criticized but all your bullets ricochet
You shoot me down, but I get up'
She stop singing. I just sat on the floor with my back on the door, thinking. I opened my mouth.
'I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
Lexi, emily, Aoi and churuko started singing with me.
Cut me down
But it's you who'll have further to fall
Ghost town and haunted love
Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bones
I'm talking loud not saying much
I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Fire away, fire away
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
I am titanium
I am titanium
Stone-heart, machine gun
Firing at the ones who run
Stone heart loves bulletproof glass
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
You shoot me down but I won't fall
I am titanium
I am titanium'
I unlocked the door and came out, face complenty red.
"Now there's our fearless leader" Aoi said, walking up to me and giving me hug.
"LEADER-SAMA" lexi and emily screamed hugging me.
"SISSY" churuko yelled hugging my leg's causing me and my friends to giggle.
"Wait, how yall get in?" i asked, a dark aura froming around me.
"Oh yea, sorry but i have to go home, i feel pretty sick, might be food poison from yesterday" Emily said, backing away from the hug with a nervous laugh.
"Yea and my mom said i have a family reiuon tomarrow so i gotta go home now, sorry" Aoi said. I looked over to lexi who was glaring at emily.
"Lexi?" i asked confused.
"Emily got me sick" lexi said with a huff and crossing her arm's over her chest. I was really confused now... Oh they have to go home and are trying to come up with exuse's.
"Ok, well there's always next weekend" i said with a smile.
"Yea" they all said.
"Well it's already 9 o'clock you uy's should hurry home, and you young lady are in need of a bath" i said pointing to churuko. I grab her hand and walked her to the hallway bathroom. I turned on the water for her and filled it up.
"Call me if you need me or your done ok" i told her before walking out. I ran stairs
Thump
I fell face first ...again.
"Yes i know goodnight Mr. Floor" i said to my floor before sitting up and rubbing my nose. I looked up and my friends where by the door with there hands over there mouths, trying not to laugh. Tch, jerk's. I stood up and gave them a hug.
"later"
"peace"
"Deucus"
They said before walking out the door. I closed the door and locked it. I sighed and went back up stairs and into my room. I layed down on my bed and closed my eyes.
Hey guys, I'm back and OK! thanks for reading and please leave reviews, also tell me if you like yaoi. Ohh I also for got to mention up top that there will be super sad past's and event's that will happened later on so be warned.
Lexi: sorry, she has STM(short time memory)
OMG, YOU REMEBERED!*glomps lexi*
Lexi: AHHHHHH EMILY HELP ME!
Emily: kinda busy here*paint's nail's red*
Aoi: see what I have to deal with*sigh's* anyways, something she also forgot to mention is that more of our friends with come later in the chapter's, Deuce's
Emily: Later
Lexi: peace HELP ME!*trying to push me off*
Bye-bye!