[Mature Content. If you like, you read. If you like, you DON'T have to read. If you don't like, then don't read the fucking fanfic.

Trigger warning: Kankri will bend to my rules and will act as a badass.

Thank you- Yanase]

Kankri's P.O.V.

You sit further in the chair as your dancestor, Karkat, was going through a marathon of his rom com movies.

"Karkat, must we watch anym9re of this 69ring shit?" You sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose, this was the 7th movie yet, and he seems to have no intention of stopping any time soon.

"AH, SHUT UP FUCKASS. WE'RE WATCHING ONE MORE, AND I THINK YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE." He says with a tiny smirk playing on his face. You groan and lean further into the chair. You see him get up and move near you, and his face turns beet red.

"I'm sitting with you for this one." He says in a whisper. You nod and you see the title screen of the movie say,

Wedding Crashers. You look at him and he snuggles into you. You rest your hand on his waist as the movie begins.

Towards the middle of the movie, you look down at Karkat to see him asleep in your lap. You smile and close your eyelids along with him for some much needed sleep.

Karkat's P.O.V.

When you woke up, Kankri was holding you in his lap. You blushed, but didn't move, seeing as you was enjoying the attention you was receiving. The only ones who were able to touch him without triggering him were you and Cronus.

And Cronus was you rival, even if he didn't know it himself. He knew everything about him.

Well, that was almost everything. You knew that Kankri could be just as much of a bastard as you could be. He acts like a older, meaner you.

He rejected Kankri when he confessed, and he came to you. At first you was confused, he wasn't talking like he usually would, he wouldn't eat, and he would NOT for the love of God, sleep. It had you worried the few days, but on the 12th day he stayed here without leaving, he came to you with a weird question.

{Time skip- 2 years ago}

"Ah, Karkat. H9w are y9u?" He says as he sat down near you. You look at him and say with uneasiness flowing through you,

"I'M GOOD. WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT IS YOU. HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?" He just smiles and you find yourself on edge suddenly.

"Kankri, what's wrong?" No one knew that your quirk left when you were truly scared, on edge, or frightened.

"I'm fine. Why d9 y9u ask?" He says with that same creepy smile on his face, and you suppress a shudder.

"Kankri, what's wrong? You're not acting like yourself, you're not giving long and boring lectures, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" You scream, and he moves closer to you.

"Kankri. Stop it." He's in your face by now, and he finally stops smiling.

"Karkat." He says and waits for you to respond.

"Yes?" You reply, completely scared shitless.

"Fill a pail with me. Now." He breathes out as he crashed his mouth to yours. You gasp and he thrusts his tongue inside your mouth. You moan and squirm trying to get out of his vice grip, for someone so small, he sure has a killer grip.

He finally stops his assault on your mouth, and you gaze up at him with half lidded eyes.

"Kankri, what did you mean by 'fill a pail with me'?" You say breathlessly, and he gives you a grin you've only seen Cronus do when he's trying to pick up a chick.

Kankri Vantas was acting like a fucking player.

"KANKRI, SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU! YOU NEED TO STOP THIS! KANKRI LISTEN TO M-"

"Y9u talk way t99 fucking much. Less talking, m9re sexing." He says as he places a finger to your lips. He takes your lips again and pins your arms to the couch. His hand goes to cup your face, and you open your eyes. He pulls back when you do, and you speak.

"Kan...kri...are...you sure...about this?" His eyes widen at the question, and then that very same grin played on his face again.

"I'm pretty sure I wanna fill a pail with y9u Karkat." You nod and flip him over so he's under you. He smiles and wraps his arms around your neck and you ask a question that's been in your head for awhile.

"Kankri, what about you being asexual? You know, never filling a pail, nor quadrant? Are you really sure you wa-"

"Y9u really talk t99 fucking much. And if I'm asking y9u t9 fill a pail with me, why are y9u 6itching a6out it?! I'm h9rny, s9, fuck. Me. Now. Karkat." He pronounces each word towards the end in your ear, and you feel all restraint gone.

You kiss him with a passion that had him withering under you. Soon clothes were thrown around and you looked at Kankri once more.

"It's not too late to stop." Was all you said, and he nods for you to go on. You push your bulge in him and he moans.

You grip his hands and you pin them above his head, you grip his waist and plunge in harder than the previous thrust, searching for his sweet spot.

"Karkat! Ahhh!" He screams and you think, 'Gods, he so fucking sexy. I must have found it." You keep hitting inside him at the angle and he screeches,

"Yes! Hit right there Karkat! Ah!"

You never knew Kankri could get so down and dirty.

You need his request, and abuse that spot. Soon he's panting, trying to say,

"Kar...Kat...I'm...gonna... AHHH!" He couldn't say it fast enough, and you feel him tighten on you as he climaxes. You give one final thrust and climax into him.

You two lay there basked in the afterglow of the most intense sex you've ever have, and you smell a cigarette being lit.

"Kankri?" You see him sit up and go in the room, you follow and see him get in his bed.

"Kankri, what the fuck was that?" He motions for you to sit next to him, so you do.

Silence.

"ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!" You scream and he smirks at you while taking another drag off his cigarette.

"I was h9rny, s9 I needed t9 6e fucked. Simple as that. Why, didn't y9u enjoy it?" He says and he leans on you.

"I MEAN, YEAH I ENJOYED IT, BUT... WHY? WHY IS THE MILLION DOLLAR FUCKING QUESTION. WHY KANKRI, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAPPY BOY I KNEW AS MY DANCESTOR?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

WHY DID YOU CHANGE?! YOU USED TO BE SO HAPPY TALKING ABOUT THEM USELESS ASS TRIGGERS, YOU USED TO BE HAPPY AS YOU WERE... YOU WERE SO UPTIGHT, AND YOU WERE FUCKING HAPPY LIKE THAT! SO WHAT FUCKING CHANGED IN YOU KANKRI VANTAS?!"

You didn't care, you broke down. You couldn't understand, what had changed him so much, was it the rejection from Cronus, or was it something else?

"Want me t9 let y9u in 9n a secret?" He says after sitting there, watching you cry. You just sniffle and nod, watching his reaction.

"I changed 6ecause n969dy wants t9 hear a little shit talking all day. Y9u c9uld say Cr9 had s9me influence 9n me, 6ut n9t much. I started hanging ar9und these pu6s, and I learned t9 fight with my 6are hands.

I n9t the same little 6astard wh9 w9uld d9 n9thing 6ut talk a69ut useless ass fucking triggers all day. 6ut I w9n't sh9w it t9 any9ne 6ut y9u, Karkat. 9nly y9u. I'll sh9w my true c9l9rs t9 y9u and y9u al9ne. 6ut y9u must never tell any9ne a69ut my new attitude, 9r else pe9ple will 69ther the living fuck 9ut 9f me.

S9 get fucking used t9 it. Cause I ain't changing f9r n969dy. N9t even y9u." He finishes and you just stare with dried tears on your face. You sniffle even more and he looks at you and smiles.

"Thank y9u. L9ve y9u." He says as he kisses your cheek and pulls you down to lay with him. Your face heats up and you say with a fake frown on your face,

"Love you too Kankri, you fuckass." You smile and snuggle him in your arms and go to sleep, dreaming about Kankri.

{Time skip- present day}

Since then, you seen more and more of Kankri's new personality. He was aggressive, he cursed, he didn't take shit, and he was a terrible alcoholic. Well not terrible, just bad.

He didn't drink often because he didn't want to be found out, but he stopped caring. You found that he had worse anger problems than you do.

He got into fights with people, and you always had to help him out. He became impulsive, and he always made some kind of dirty joke that stuck in your head for awhile.

But you really didn't care, he was okay in your book. Well, that was if you two aren't around people. He was like an older, worse version of you.

And you fucking loved it. The time you two spent together...

He still complains that you don't fuck him enough, but you do it anyway. He gets worse when he's horny, he won't eat, talk, or even bathe until he's been fucked. You quickly grew to like him more and more because he was so much like you.

And now...

You were fucking flushed for your dancestor, Kankri Vantas, the bipolar bastard.