From Girldog321: "Bill's first thoughts of being in Dipper's body in Sock Opera?"
ABSOLUTELY! Anything having to do with this episode gets me excited!
The Flesh and Blood
He tugged hard on Pine Tree's small hand and almost laughed at how easily he slid right into the body as it collapsed. The first thing Bill registered was how oddly heavy his eyelids seemed. It seemed that the kid was tired.
It had been such a long time since he had inhabited a body. Did he even remember how to stand up? He pushed himself up with his hands, feeling a little shaky, and opened his eyes with a broad grin. Pine Tree, who was something akin to a ghost now, watched the demon with growing horror and Bill felt his grin widen. Excellent.
"Sorry, kid, but you're my puppet now!"
Bill grabbed the laptop from where it sat by the window and threw it to the ground as he cackled. Hey, these noodle arms had some strength in them after all! He crushed the contraption with his foot, not having to look up to see that the kid was both shocked and horrified by this new twist. He could hear the kid panicking as he tried out his legs, stumbling forward with a chuckle.
Approaching the mirror, the demon studied the boy's body, cackling as he slapped himself to fight the tired feeling in his bones. Oh, how he had missed being out of the mindscape! Being in a fleshbag the first time was entertaining, and he had no doubt that this would be even better.
"Whoo! Pain is hilarious! And two eyes?" He stretched out the body's face to get a better look at them, pulling down on the lower lip to examine the teeth at the same time. "This thing is deluxe!"
"I don't understand - why are you doing this?" cried Pine Tree. "I thought we had a deal!"
Oh, how naïve this kid was. Bill released his grip on the face and turned to look at him floating high above in distress. Hilarity aside, Pine Tree needed to understand that he was being punished like this for a good reason.
"Look kid, you've been getting way too close to figuring out some major answers. I've got big plans comin' and I don't need you gettin' in my way. Destroying that laptop was a cinch. Now I just need to destroy your journal! Race you to the bottom of the stairs!"
Bill flung himself backwards and cackled as pain stung all over his body as he tumbled down. He definitely needed to make deals with this meatsack more often; this was way more entertaining than it had been with that Gideon kid. Even if he was only doing this to teach Pine Tree a lesson and get him out of the way.
Ooh, I wonder if he's got any human soda in this house?
Rather short one-shot, sorry. But it was fun to write and I hope you like it!