Disclaimer I do not own Naruto... Cause it would have been a totally different story if I had BELIEVE IT!
"I HATE THE FOREST!"
"OI SAKURA QUIET DOWN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET!"
"DON'T YELL AT ME TO BE QUIET!"
Sasuke sighed. Two and a half days, that was all it took for Sakura to go awol and Naruto to...well be Naruto.
"YER THE ONE YELLIN YA KNOW!"
And there it went when Naruto got all hyped and what not that crude accent came out and if it did when Sakura was in her moods…
"SHUT UP YOU COUNTRY BUMPKIN!"
"GAHH!"
Sasuke sighed this was supposed to be the strongest team?
Still, two and a half days and they had yet to run into a team with a scroll, either people were avoiding them or they were just unlucky.
"Crap"
Sasuke turned to his teammates, Sakura still had her hands around Naruto's neck but had stopped shaking him at the seriousness in his voice. If it was one thing the kid was good at was his nose. Maybe not as good as Kakashi (after all the man had to be part dog or something) but Naruto had a good sense of smell and it would not be the first time that he sniffed out an enemy,
"I gotta piss"
BAM!
"NOT IN FRONT OF A LADY YOU NIMROD!"
Sasuke sighed, if this was the strongest team he would hate to see the weakest.
"Alright we're really in a bind, we got a scroll…"
"Thanks to me!"
"NARUTO SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO TALK!"
"HEY IT'S TRUE! DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT!"
"You really want credit for getting jumped while taking a piss?"
Naruto gave Sasuke and his stupidly smirking face a glare and Sakura sighed,
"Whatever, thanks to Naruto's stupidity not only am i scarred for life but we got the scroll we need, can i continue?"
Both boys nodded,
"Good, now we have just about a day and a half left but the fact is… we're lost."
Team 7 was lost. They kept trying to get closer and closer to the tower but every path they took either lead them into a trap, genjutsu or a monster that lived in the forest. To say they were irritated was the understatement of the year.
"So what's the plan?"
Naruto said,
"Honestly i have no clue"
…
…
….
"I vote new team leader"
"SHUT UP NARUTO! I DON'T SEE YOU COMING UP WITH A PLAN!"
Sasuke wondered how much trouble he could get in if he knocked them out and finished the test with them in storage scrolls,
"Why don't we just open the scrolls?"
"Because we were told NOT to"
Sakura scolded, but Naruto paid no mind,
"But aren't ya curious? Don't ya want to know? Just a little peek"
HELL NO!
Sasuke snatched the scrolls from the blonde, no way was he going to be swayed by him, every time Naruto started coaxing it never ended well,
"We're not opening it. We'll just have to keep running, even if it takes us all night."
Sakura nodded she really loved when Sasuke took charge but at the same time...really? All night?
"Damn"
Sakura turned on Naruto watching him move to a stand,
"If you say you have to pee again, i will show NO MERCY NARUTO!"
But Naruto stayed silent and that brought the other teammates to alertness,
"How many?"
Sasuke said quietly as he hid the scrolls,
"Three, it's a team alright"
Sakura stretched her back,
"Great, first we're lost and now this?"
From out of the shadow three other genins appeared. Sakura deduced they were from the sound village from the headband, but two were wearing masks so she couldn't see their faces. The only one not wearing a mask was the white haired boy with large glasses on his face,
"I don't like leaf village ninja."
The boy said as he stepped closer and Sakura had a feeling the boy was a little off in the head,
"So we came here to kill you"
Screw a little there was something legit wrong with him!
"But i guess we can take your scrolls too."
Just great…