NOTE: I will probably (only about a 14% chance) not be online or able to get online from Tuesday until Sunday next week. I'm so sorry, but I have to travel and I will be very busy. I highly doubt I will have any time for this during next week. So don't expect any updates next week. I will try and do as many as I can this weekend and once I come back I will definitely write a ton more requests (because I have so many).

From Little Miss Anon (Guest): "can you write one story of Monsterfalls again? specifically about Bill..."

Yeah, sure thing! Bill is supposedly human due to the magic water changing him from a monster into a human being, I guess, so that'll explain a bit in the one-shot. Enjoy!

Ridiculous

This was completely and utterly those kids' faults.

Bill had known what the river did, watched it transform those others into monsters (he chuckled to himself in the mindscape at Pine Tree's reaction to becoming a deertaur - of all things, the kid had gotten a deer? Priceless) and he had imagined that it only did just that. There was no way he could possibly be affected by such things.

Of course when he paid the kids a visit when they were by that same river - Shooting Star was in it actually, much to her brother's chagrin - trying to figure out the cure, he had not expected the girl to splash him. The pain that came next as he was abruptly thrown from the mindscape made him gasp and he fell to the ground, landing on knees that had definitely not been there before.

"Whoa!" Pine Tree backed up, his ears flattening on his head as he drew back in shock. Bill lifted a hand up and growled at how it had become fleshy and human-like.

Oh, yes. This was definitely their faults.

RIDICULOUSRIDICULOUSRIDICULOUSRIDICULOUSRIDICULOUS

Over the next week, the former dream demon stayed in the woods, seething at how he had been changed like everyone else in the town. He stole food from that diner and eyed the Mystery Shack angrily, longing to just barge in and force them to change him back.

But they couldn't. That was the worst part about it all: the kids had no clue what to do, nor did Stanford.

Heck, not even Bill was sure. He himself had imagined that demons, especially omnipotent ones like him, couldn't be transformed into humans. The possibility of a reversed transformation had been absurd and ridiculous. It had never crossed his mind.

These twins were more trouble than anyone else in this small town, that was for sure.

RIDICULOUSRIDICULOUSRIDICULOUSRIDICULOUSRIDICULOUS

The next time he spotted the kids, Bill stayed in the shadows. He watched behind a tree as Pine Tree, who dragged a red wagon filled with water in it and his sister around, argued with Shooting Star about some sort of creature. The former demon could honestly care less about the monster they spoke of, mostly because it was a harmless beast, but also because they were here. They had done this to him. There was no way they would get away with this.

He continued to hide after they left, following them back to the Shack as Pine Tree heaved the wagon up the steps of the porch. He ignored the mermaid's teasing remarks, her twin brother snapping at her with half-hearted annoyance before rolling his eyes at her giggles.

Those two could laugh and roll their eyes all they wanted. It didn't matter that he'd get his revenge and finish his initial plan for Gravity Falls.

They truly had no idea what the ex-triangle was like when he was mad.

Eh... Sorry it's short, but I got writer's block. I still hope you like it!