It was a dusty night at the guild hall, there had recently been a sandstorm that was pretty da-rude, that was caused by max trying to show off his skills to a new member of the guild. So they forced him to stay the night by himself and clean all the dust up using no magic just a regular broom that was lying around. Max thought to himself "Damn dis broom be pretty sexy, we have a lot of common we both love sand inside of us, and we are both stiff at the moment" he said smiling sexily towards the broom.
"Oh broom I have always loved you" max shouted towards the broom, He then began to insert the broom into his backside, a place no one had ever even been before. he was pleasured by the broom for the next few hours. After he was finished he said in a whisper into the brooms handle "That was rough"
The End