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Gajeel was chillin & grillin by da junkyard, eating some traaaaaaash, when he came across the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life. She gave him a stiff look, like she almost had no expression but really wanted the metal man that was Gajeel.
Gajeel approached her, and without no word or warning whipped out his telephone pole, and began to thrust into the lovely woman getting as hard as a steel beam but in this case could be melted by jet fuel, he thrusted in deeper and deeper into the lovely woman, she gave out no sound or feeling to this man thrusting inside of her with his metal detector.
Gajeel let out a mighty ROAR! as he filled the woman with his nuts and bolts, Gajeel put away his crane and wrecking balls and began to walk away as he turned and winked at the woman, he let out a smile and said "Your Jet fuel melted my steel beam, baby"
That was the last time Gajeel ever saw the chain link fence.
The End, fags