Naruto was chillin with non-ice Gray, Sasugray/Sasuke, when he heard a sound coming from the bushes. "Yo wat you think that noise was my man" Naruto-Kun~~ said the Sasuke-Chan~~, "Mang I dont know why dont chu check it out ma negro" Naruto skedaddled over to the bushes to check out the noise that was emanating from them.
"Ogedy Bogedy Boo" - said the inanimate, floating father son big ball x100 rasenshuriken rasengan that was hiding inside of the bushes. "What is poppin my foxy-man-kun~~, Naruto was confused at what was lying in front of his eyes, but he took this opportunity to whip out one of his fox tails :^), and penetrate the Rasengan with it.
"Oh yeah fox-man-chan~~, uguu nyaaaaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~", said the rasengan.
"HIDDEN TALENT JUTSU CUMMING LOTUS FLOWER"
Naruto shouted as he came like a wild Zabuza sensei in a coursing river, while Juvia-senpai~~ spilt water into it thats how much he came a lame came.
He turned to the Rasengan and said
"Believe It"
The End, kiddo