Please note: If you send me a request through PM, I probably won't ever get to you because I will not remember where I planned to fit you in. It is ten times easier for me to reply through a review, especially since I am trying to do these in chronological order so I don't play favorites. Sorry, but I am honestly bound to forget you so please don't do that anymore.

From Guest (Guest): "These are really really good! So you think you could do one from the government agents who were in the episode one of season two and have been following the pines all over town like at the sock opra and such."

Oh my gosh, yes, I will definitely! Let's see if I can remember all the places they were, crap... Cheesy title up ahead!


Partners in Crime

Powers sighed for the fifth time as his partner fiddled with his program. "Trigger, will you sit still? The show is going on, and we need to be alert," he hissed under his breath, holding his playbill up to hide his face.

"The pages keep tickling my nose," Trigger whispered back. "I don't want to get a paper cut!"

"A paper cut on your nose?"

"Yes! They hurt!"

Before Powers could tell the man to stop being childish, a firework shot into the crowd and they both swerved to avoid it. Shocked, Powers noted that they were coming from the stage where those twins had been fighting before. His eyes narrowed. He had missed something important, he knew he had. Something had definitely been off about the fight and now he had no idea what it was.

"What's going on?" hissed Agent Trigger next to him.

"I don't know... But I plan to find out."

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They had been trailing the Pines family to the mall, Agent Powers feeling a sense of determination to figure out this family's secret. Strange things seemed to happen around them in this small town, and ever since both the zombie incident and the fireworks at the play, the two had made it their mission to follow them at all costs. Their recording device in the Mystery Shack wasn't bringing back much about anything mysterious or supernatural yet either.

"There they are," Trigger pointed out, snapping his partner out of his thoughts. Powers looked down and spotted the group with their handyman below on the first floor.

"Excellent work. It seems like the old man is leaving the children and that... man-child. I'll follow Stan Pines, you track those kids."

"Yes, sir." Trigger casually headed to the escalator and Powers kept his eye on the old man below as he followed his footsteps. What was he carrying? It looked like some metal contraption of a man panning for gold. Certainly suspicious...

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Trigger fumbled with his cell phone as he dialed his partner's number. He had gone to the bowling alley to trail the Pines while Powers dealt with some issue with the recording device (he mentioned something along the lines of "It's like we're picking up some Larry King show instead of the targets," when Trigger had asked), and it looked like Stan was bowling with forks for hands. The man had demolished quite a bit and now the twins were apologizing and promising to pay for the damage as they tried to escort their guardian out without a fuss.

What was with those weird hand contraptions? Some sort of alien weapon? Powers needed to know about this.

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"Was that the Pines twins?" Powers hissed to his partner as a truck drove by. He could have sworn he spotted a certain trucker hat inside.

"Maybe you're overreacting a little, sir," Trigger said. He was a little tired from chasing this family all over Gravity Falls. Why didn't they just confront Stan themselves and end this mess?

Powers frowned. "I thought I saw that boy. In that truck that just passed by."

"Sir - "

"Let's move along, Trigger."


If anyone guesses the little Easter Egg from a Season 1 episode I added in, you get a free internet hug.