A/N: When I started this chapter, I had a very different outcome in mind, but then, I thought this was more true to Kai. Because *SPOILER ALERT STARTS HERE* to be honest, I don't think Kai ever actually had a girlfriend. And he might still even be a virgin. *SPOILER ALERT ENDS HERE* Disclaimer: I still have no rights to the Vampire Diaries or it's characters, sadly. Okay, on with the story. Thanks for reading and all the other fun stuff. Hope you enjoy.

September 5th, 1989

It was the first day of Kai and Jo's senior year. Kai, Ryan, and Aaron walked in the through the double door, Kai in front, of course. It looked like some chick flick, you know? The ones where the popular girl has two less pretty girls following her around, the wind is blowing their hair back, and everything is in slow motion while some awesome song plays. Except, there was no music, and no wind blowing through their hair. Though, everyone was staring and it felt like everything was in slomo.

Krista's boyfriend; Dylan came up to Kai. "Stay the hell away from my girl, got it?" He sounded seriously threatening.

"Or what?" Kai asked.

There was a silence and everyone was waiting for fight to break out.

"I hope you know that she only slept with you because she felt bad. Oh, and she wasn't a virgin the night you slept with her. And another thing, Parker? She said that you were terrible in bed even if it was you're first time." Dylan was trying to destroy Kai's ego.

He looked around seeing everyone staring at him.

"I…." Kai was uncharacteristically quiet.

"You what? Huh? You're embarrassed 'cause I just destroyed your ego, Parker? Aww. Look, Malachai Parker's ego is as small as his dick. Which just reminded me! She said your dick was barely this big." Dylan pinched his fingers together.

"She also said that she totally faked her orgasm to spare your ego." Dylan laughed in Kai's face.

"You think you're cool, right? Trying to ruin my ego. Well, let me tell you something, I'm not gonna go run and cry. I bet you're just jealous that my dick is bigger than your 2 inch dildo and I'm way better in bed than you'll ever be, admit it." Kai countered and then, smirked.

Dylan backed off and walked away defeated.

"You got guts, Parker. I like you." Krista said as she came up behind him.

"Ha. He only destroyed his own ego by walking away." He informed her.

"Yeah, I should really dump him, shouldn't I?" She wondered out loud.

Kai wasn't sure if she was being serious or not, but he wanted to give her his advice anyway. "My advice? Dump him during lunch and destroy his ego even more. You can do better than a dick like him." He said.

"You're right. I can. And I will. Mr. Malachai Parker, would you say yes to being my boyfriend?" Krista asked as she was on one knee faking a proposal.

"No."

"No? What do you mean 'no'?" She sounded offended as she got up off her knee.

"No, that's not how it's done." Kai said and then, he bent down on one knee and asked, "Will you be my first girlfriend, Ms. Krista Vorrez?" This is cliche and stupid. Why am I doing this? Kai wondered in his mind.

"Yes." Krista said with a gleaming smile on her face.

Kai kissed her hand and then got up. "Of course, you'll have to break it off with Dylan before we can officially start dating." He explained.

"Why, yes, of course." She sounded like a woman from a much earlier decade. The 50s maybe? Kai wasn't sure, but she had it spot on.

First period:

"Dude, that was awesome! I mean, you totally just scored your first girlfriend!" Aaron said with excitement.

"Yeah, what a perfect start to our senior year. You lost your virginity to Krista freaking Vorrez AND now you're dating her. Unofficially of course, until she officially dumps her current dickbag of boyfriend in front of everyone during lunch." Ryan added.

"Don't say anything about me and Krista to anyone until after we make it official, okay?" Kai asked nicely, which was an odd thing for him.

Lunch:

Kai, Ryan, and Aaron were on their way to the empty table towards the middle of the courtyard.

Krista walked up to Dylan and started saying "You've been a horrible boyfriend all summer and I don't even know why the hell I dated you in the first place. You ignored me more than half of the time and you never once took me on a proper date. And-"

Dylan cut her off. "Where the hell did this come from? I talked to you everyday, bitch. And I took you out on proper dates every single week. So, whoever put her up to this, show your cowardly face." He yelled so that the entire student body heard him.

Everyone was looking at the scene in front of them shocked. Meanwhile, Kai was smirking.

Dylan saw this and then walked up to him like he was some tough guy. "You! You put her up to this, didn't you? You little good for nothing dickface." He said trying to sound tough.

Kai just laughed. "Is that all the insults you got, tough guy?"

"You think you're cool, right? Pretending to not be embarrassed earlier and now this? You must think you're something else, but you're not, Parker. You're a loser and no one wants to date you. Not to mention, you have no friends." Dylan pointed out.

Kai woke up in a sweat. It was just a dream. He never had any friends and he was still very much so a virgin. He never went to the party because it was invite only and he hadn't been invited.

He got dressed for his first day of senior year and went to school. It was a boring first day as always and no one even noticed Kai. He would always be unnoticeable.