Full Summary: Kyoya and Nile's favorite place to shop was Hot Topic. It was their home, their scared place and even more, the place where they hooked up. However, what happens when an evil magenta dinosaur blader by the name of Tithi takes over the mall goth paradise and changes it to sell pop culture items?! Will they reunite all the edgy goths to rise against Tithi and his evil prep cronies or forever be doomed to join the pressures of society. Join Kyoya the leader and his Krew as they fight through many different obstacles to restore Hot Topic back to its original state.

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One day at the mall, Nile and his lover Kyoya were hanging out at the mall. Nile wore a Slipknot shirt while Kyoya had Iron Maiden because they are hardcore. They held hands, the dark angel scoffing at the preps and those who stared at them.

"Oh I never," said Rosalina in a southern accent before fainting.

Nile couldn't help but laugh as he took a sip of his hardcore Capri-sun, embracing his lover. They always went to the mall to go to the greatest store ever, Hot Topic. It was paradise for the hardcore mall Goths and all others who loved wearing black.

However, today it was replaced by a lighter, newer Hot Topic that sold ONE DIRECTION, ANIME AND CARTOON MERCHANDISE AND JUSTIN BIEBER!

Kyoya gasped, dropping his Capri-sun as he fell down to his knees. Nile glanced inside, seeing preps such as Angel Gingka, Kenta, Toon Link, and even Princess Peach were shopping inside.

A girl who looked like she was cosplaying Hatsune Miku almost walked inside. She wore a hair clip, cat ears, Hatsune Miku t-shirt, rainbow socks, and some cool shoes from japan. Her bag was full of anime merchandise as Kyoya gagged.

"Gross! Its Angel Gingka's weeaboo girlfriend Lana." scoffed the dark angel.

"Ew, how gross! What did they do to our store man?! They've ruined it! It was where we first met too."

Kyoya embraced him. "I know Nile, I know."

Another person walked by but froze in horror. They rushed over to the glass door, seeing that they sold no black or especially… NO BLACK NAIL POLISH!11!

"HOW DARE THEY RUIN MY STORE WITH THIS STUPID SHIT!" screeched the figure. It was a tan, hot big boobed girl with white hair and looked super edgy, yet was obviously a Hot Topic person just like them. She growled, wanting to unleash fury of whoever did this.

Damian the dog freak cried at his store as it changed. " HOW DARE THEY TAKE JACK AWAY FROM ME!"

Doji went to the dark side when they kicked him out as Ryuga himself was always edgy. As they saw their precious store transform into mainstream pop culture galore, they screamed.

"WHO RUINED HOT TOPIC?!" YELLED ALL OF THEM AT ONCE!

Little did they know, an evil magenta dinosaur blader was behind all of this. Tithi wanted payback.

Kyoya had an idea as Nile and him gathered all of the mall Goths. "We must fight against the evil Tithi and his prep cronies as we are… THE HOT TOPIC KREW!"

"KYOYA, THE LEADER!"

"NILE, THE GENERAL!"

"OW, THE EDGE!"

"RYUGA, I TAKE LIVES AWAY!" The L-drago blader glanced as they did they battle poses.

"And… whoever this fat chick is," said the dragon freak as he was also an asshole, then again they were all assholes. All except Nile…. somewhat.

"IM NOT FAT YOU ASS! IM FULL FIGURED AND HOUR GLASS SHAPED!" snapped the woman. She smacked Ryuga as she decided to take the role of tactician because what else was there left.

"MIRANDA, THE FUCKING TACTICIAN! I WILL GET MY LINKY-POO BACK FROM ZELDA!"

They all did their victory poses as two teens glanced at them and shook their head.

"Wow what the fuck is going on?" said Chris as he looked at the Goths. He was rich and loaded with the dosh (cash).

"I don't know," replied Masamune. "But what's with a weenie, a dragon freak, a rejected Kill La Kill Kerbecks, emo Leone and a fat chick doing some kind of Power Rangers shit? I thought Smash Blade was for fighting not doing this crap."

"Same dude." They laughed as the Goth kids made mental notes to KILL THEM FIRST.

Chaptar one end