Chaptar Summary: Yo! I'm back in action with Chaptar 3. In today's episode, Kyoya goes out of his way to recruit the broken Hikaru. It turns out her father has been cheating on her mother with someone else which caused her to get upset. As they get to bond with one another, they are ambushed by a new group. Will the Hot Topic Krew prevail or... be defeated!
Warning: slight gorey parts but nothing bad.
Hikaru sat in the corner near the restrooms at the mall, sobbing. She couldn't believe it, her father, the one she trusted and loved for years cheated on her dear mother Ruben with that no good hedgehog Amy Rose. The blue haired girl didn't understand why but soon realized her father had a hedgehog fetish, collecting fish sticks on his spare time. Oh how Ryo loved the fish sticks as he usually would feed them to the wild Pikachus out in the back of the house as they went pikur pikur instead of pika pika like regular ones did.
Kyoya inched slowly towards Hikaru, telling Ryuga to wait on the others as he needed to be alone to be able to recruit her.
As much as he hated to admit it, the Gothic angel knew that with the entire Krew with him, they would ruin his chances of obtaining a new member as he could picture what exactly will happen.
Doji will of course, start barking and run on all fours and end up chasing his tail because wolves are canines and canines are dogs so they do that. Damian would be in his own world, thinking about the people in space who died due to the evil Dedede and how they were going to be missing all the KoRn in the world. It pained the Kill La Kill Kerbecks but he knew he must move on somehow.
Next, Nile would be confused. He was the only person he could trust as Nile would wonder what the fuck the other members of the krew were doing or if they drank that disgusting, bubblegum and grape soda. Then, there was Ryuga. He of course would talk about taking lives but then get sidetracked and be a dick to Miranda because for some reason, he just really hates her.
Miranda of course, will bitch back and then go on about how she gets porn of herself, all the men Flock to her, and whatnot and Ryuga would just say they're chubby chasers, attracted to her fat. It would be all chaotic like the time he went to Washington DC to see the statue of Abraham Lincoln as Angel Gingka sat on it, asking the sixteenth president of the United States for presents as if he was some sort of god.
It would be a total disaster. Anyways, Hikaru eventually wiped her eyes, looking up as she noticed the Goth she wondered what he wanted recalling that back at the Smash Blade Manor, Kyoya always scoffed at everyone, telling them to go die in a corner or even eat their own feces. She glared at him as their eyes met face to face.
"What do you want?!" said Hikaru, giving him an attitude.
"Hey, I didn't come here to have you bark at me like that man," said the edgy angel.
"Oh, what did you come here for?! To laugh at my pain and misery?" replied Hikaru, frowning in disgust.
"I came because I know how you feel.I too always feel pain and misery having people always call me that stupid fucking nickname Kyoyo. It disgusts me and ever since that stupid goddess, nobody calls me Kyoya unless its people like me," replied Kyoya, sighing.
"People like you?"
"Yes. There are people like me who also suffer because of this. We're broken and we support each others backs. I can give you all the support I need. After all, we krew are family... so, what do you listen to?" asked the emo Leone.
This would confirm if Hikaru was truly broken or just a poser like those who were insured by Flo from the Progressive Commercials. it didn't help that the talking box had a thing for her and wanted to get into her pants and do things to her such as hit her from the back, hit her from the sides, hit her in the middle as it will make her want to ride.
"...Nightwish," answered the princess of Ylisse, no, of fish sticks because her father build the castle out of fish sticks at one point. Let's just say neither Fredrick or Hikaru's mother Ninel were pleased.
Meanwhile Miranda sighed, looking around in the mall to see if anyone was there. She saw that the coast was clear, seizing the opportunity as she rushed like moon base alpha on the moon, seeing how she was wearing killer sexy hooker heels or birds, we just don't know.
She went into Torrid, the store that was known for carrying clothes for all the single ladies and plus sized women. The dark sorceress tactician froze in horror as she almost screamed. Torrid, just like hot topic, her favorite store ever, has changed. It was replaced with shit people would find at a Lane Bryant or other preppy, plus sized clothing stores or even worse, AMERICAN EAGLE, HOLLISTER, FOREVER 21, ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH AND AEROPOSTALE!
She wanted to know who the fuck did this, who ruined the other back up store with the other clothes?! Miranda did not like this one bit as someone was behind her, laughing in the most obnoxious way ever. It was like, hearing SpongeBob Squarepants laugh the night away like Tarzan boy.
"Dahahahahahahahahaha!" chuckled the douche canoe.
Turning around, Miranda saw it was none other than her nemesis, her ex-best friend, Princess Zelda Harkinian Nohassen Frida Kalo.
"Aww is the little pudgy witch mad that I bought the rights to the Torrid line?" mocked the Hylian princess, smirking. Miranda's blood started to boil as she wanted to rip the daylights out of her, however that would make link mad and Miranda didn't want to make link mad.
"Shut up you dumb skank," snapped the sorceress. "How many fucking times to I have to fucking remind you that I'm not fat?!"
"There's no need to remind me dear, after all, you remind me all the time. Just look at that disgusting attire you're wearing. those pants look like they're about to bust, that shirt that's stretching is crying for mercy and just look at all that shit you're wearing. No wonder nobody loves you," taunted Zelda, being the prep that she was.
"Grrr, fuck you ya stupid cunt!" Miranda sneered, giving Hyrule princess double middle fingers, the most ultimate Goth thing anyone can ever do. Zelda rolled her eyes, finding it to be the most stupid thing ever. Instead, she laughed once more, this time more like a dying sea urchin than anything else.
"Well, look at the time! I have to be heading over to my lunch date with... LINK!" Zelda laughed again before walking away. Miranda growled under her breath as she moaned.
"God I want to fucking kill her so badly..."
"So, Torrid huh? Tell me again how you're not fat again," said a voice from behind.
The white haired woman screeched a bit, turning around just to notice Ryuga and the rest of the krew to include some blue haired chick who has no ass, who had no tits, who didn't even had no boingy bits.
"Satan Judas!" Miranda retorted, sighing. Lucas just shrugged, exchanging looks with Damian as he seemed to be collecting his thoughts. The dog freak had a strange feeling about today however couldn't pinpoint it. Perhaps he felt as if something or someone was watching their every move.
Kyoya looked around, not noticing that a member was gone since that member was usually known as the forgotten one. No one knew what they did or how they even did anything, they just figured that's what they do.
"Ahem, today I am here to inform you of a new member. She is broken just like us her trash of a father cheating on her mother with Amy Rose," told the dark angel. Everyone nodded, understanding and leaning onto his every word.
"So, who is she exactly?" asked Damian.
Nile gave Hikaru a slight nudge, as if telling her to introduce herself. After all, members of the Hot Topic Krew needed to be strong to survive against the horrors of preps, haters and of course, the evil Tithi.
"I'm Hikaru, the female," she said, introducing herself. Everyone was quiet, before clapping. Miranda was the only one confused as hell, glancing as she wondered who even gave her that title.
Ryuga smirked in her direction, as if trying to taunt her as he was always a dick to her. Truth be told, he just hated Miranda. Then again, Ryuga hated everyone.
"Hikaru the female, huh," said Nile. "Wait... Miranda's a girl too, why does Hikaru have such a strange title?!" questioned the general.
"Miranda doesn't count," said Ryuga. "She's her own species, the species that comes from McDonalds as she was born to her parents Ronald McDonald and Grimace the... whatever the fuck that thing is."
Miranda growled, rolling her eyes as she made a mental note to mess with Ryuga's senses later. She looked around, noticing a member of the krew was missing.
"HEY! STOP THAT ANIMAL!" shouted Benkei. Many didn't consider him as an animal because he was civilized and wore a red tie, hinting that he was a professional CEO of a big name company, particularly, Dole.
The Hot Topic Krew looked over, Kyoya slapping himself mentally before sighing while Nile just shook his head.
Doji was running around, full on animal mode as he ran on all fours, almost barely wearing any of his people clothes.
"WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF!" said the wolf, making his way toward the crowd.
People screamed, Pikachu jumping to the size as Doji ran into Daisy, causing her to fly.
"HI IM DAISY," said the other princess, flying off as she broke part of the roof, indenting it in the shape of her body.
Suddenly, a bullet struck Doji as it got him back to his senses. Kyoya turned around, looking as he noticed Zeo Abyss and others. The mercenary was accompanied with none other than Lucario, Kenta, and Sonic.
Soon, their leader showed up, causing Kyoya to give the finger.
"Kyoyo, you need to stop this. I don't want to hurt you seeing how we're like brothers but this so called Hot Topic Krew of yours has got to go!" said the light angel.
"Who's gonna stop us?" taunted Kyoya, smirking. He knew he could beat up pit however he knew killing him meant the end of the world as we know it, to include his death.
Angel Gingka glanced, doing their cool poses as it shined bright like a diamond, giving off a Rago vibe as he was joined in by his own team.
"ANGEL GINGKA THE LEADER!"
"KENTA THE GENERAL!"
"GOTTA GO FAST!"
"LUCARIO, PREPARE TO DIE!"
"ZEO ABYSS, IT'S MY MISSION TO OBLITERATE YOU!"
"And we're the... CUTE TOOT HOUSE!" they all shouted in unison.
Everyone clapped at their fabulousness except the Goths. They hated them and wanted them gone. Chris and Masamune clapped passionately, finding their poses beautiful.
"Now that's what I call perfection," said the Striker blader.
"Of course," replied Chris, agreeing. "These guys have the skills to make the world go round in lots and lots of sweet, sweet dosh."
The two high fived one another. Kyoya almost hit one of them with an arrow, however, something struck it before he could KILL THEM BOTH!
"THORON!"
Running through the monsoon, beyond the world til the end of time.
Hikaru recognized that voice from somewhere. Turning around, she noticed a familiar face standing on the table as he looked elegant, having beautiful posture that could have strike the vogue pose at any moment.
Damian took note of his appearance, noticing he stood out from the rest of the toots. He appeared to have a nice, muscular appearance almost as if he was... an emo or even worse, A CHINESE SCENE KID!
"What the fuck," said Kyoya.
"Who the fuck is that?," said Nile, making an annoyed face. It's almost as if they didn't know who he was or rather, he never paid much attention since he mainly hung out with his boyfriend.
"That's... Dashan, the..." Hikaru paused, staring as the hot topic krew bundled up with one another.
"Correct Hikaru," replied the master tactician. He smiled a bit, almost as if it was to taunt the crew as he posed.
"DASHAN WANG, THE GRANDMASTER TACTICIAN! I WILL TIP THE SCALES!"
Angel Gingka clapped, amazed by their tactician. Unlike Kyoya's tactician, his tactician was calm, collective and cool.
"AUGH! WHATS THIS FUCKING EMO MUSIC SHIT PLAYING?!" yelled Doji as he was magically in his Goth clothes again.
Dashan frowned, shaking his head in utter annoyance.
"Tokio Hotel is not emo. Besides, it reminds me of someone... a certain someone I have to settle a score with," said Dashan, the totally not emo scene tactician.
"And that is?" Ryuga said, being a smartass. He just wanted to start the fight so he could take lives to include lives of all the innocents because Ryuga had a thrill for killing.
"Her...!"
Everyone gasped, turning around as they would suspect at him to point at Hikaru but instead, it was none other than Miranda.
"The fuck..? What did I do...?!" the dark sorceress tactician said in bewilderment.
"Don't you remember me?!" said Dashan, kind of in the mixture of annoyed and upset. One didn't understand him while others would call him Red Giraffe, asking if he served gigantic gourmet burgers.
"We went to fat camp together."
"... Fat camp?! I don't remember that shit. What the fuck, are you trying to deceive me because it ain't working. All of you are the same, full of pride, arrogance and ego. It's filled in your heart as-!"
Dashan cut her off. "SHUT UP YOU FAT BITCH!"
Ryuga was amused by all of this. There was so much he was learning about Miranda and he loved all of it. It was like he was the paparazzi, trying to get into her life as she ran away like she was running in the 90s. Miranda frowned, letting the emo ass man talk.
"Anyways, we were close friends, kept in touch afterwards... until you never showed up at my birthday party."
"You've got to be fucking kidding," said Kyoya. This was already getting stupid, but of course, emos whine about everything and don't realize people have lives outside them. Not everyone can make it to a shitty birthday party or let alone not every plan falls through.
Miranda was confused throughout the whole thing as Ryuga loved every bit of it. He felt like a serial killer after the murder was done, joyful and full of life.
"Dashan... It's just a birthday party," said Hikaru. "Not everyone could always fall through with their plans. We're human after all..."
She gave a dirty look to Doji "In before you make a Daft Punk reference."
"You don't quite understand Hikaru...I was always alone for most of my life, no one attended anything of mine let alone I had no friends. I was that kid who was picked on, called gigantic gourmet burger every single goddamn fucking day of my life. I felt like giving up at one point however my parents forced me to go to some stupid camp, only to realize I finally made a friend... and what does that friend do, not show up and I never hear from them again! You should know this, your father's a fucking dumbass who eats oranges like an apple!"
"Can we just get to the killing already?" said Nile, bored. Kyoya nodded in agreement while Ryuga didn't care.
"No," said Angel Gingka. "I'm getting into the story as Dashan suffered so much."
"Goddammit Gingka-stain no."
"Yes."
Suddenly, while they were all off-guard, Dashan gave a vague signal to the other members of the cute toot house as he casted Elwind in the krew's direction, causing each member to split up.
Kyoya was with Angel Gingka as he got ready to fight, however instead, the winged horse blader decided to take him to the arcade to settle things in Dance Dance Revolution.
"What the fuck, I thought we were fighting," said Kyoya.
"Nope. We're gonna spend the time as brothers," said Angel Gingka. Kyoya groaned, wishing he was someone else.
The others were split according to their job and profession. It was Kenta versus Nile, Sonic versus Damian, Ryuga, the physics professor from Harvard vs. Lucario, the psychology teacher from Stanford. Last but not least, it was Miranda vs. Dashan as they were all split up. The only one not involved was Hikaru as they had no one for her. So she shrugged, going to Starbucks to get herself a mocha frappucino because all girls love going to Starbucks for overpriced coffee.
Each fight went on as each member of the krew were getting their ass whooped! It turned out they underestimated the cute toot house as they were more powerful.
"Playtime is over!" shouted Damian. He had enough of hearing Sonic go YOU'RE TOO SLOW over and over again.
"KERBECKS CONTROL!"
He slowed down time, thinking about Jack, his grandfather Gerald Way and of course, the space colony. He punched Sonic in the jaw, knocking the speedy blue ball of fast out and into the wall. After that, he pulled on Sonic's arms and... RIPPED THEM OFF.
Blood began to splatter everywhere, causing the blue hedgehog to scream in pain and agony not expecting ow the edge to do that. Afterwards, Damian grabbed an eyeball, physically pulling it out as the retina ripped off, more blood coming as Sonic was dying. Soon after, Sonic the hedgehog was no more as he was dead by the hands of Damian.
"End game."
Ryuga and Lucario were at neck to neck with one another, fighting with their dragon powers.
"Just give it up," said Lucario all justice like.
"Never. I'm here to kill, not to spare lives," he said edgily.
Lucario smirked. "I have a confession. I was the one who murdered Adachi... his screams were beautiful, watching him tremble in pain and fear as he drove himself into madness, eventually dying."
"You... fucking... dick..."
Ryuga unleashed his full fury, causing Lucario to expand. As the blue Pokémon got bigger and bigger, he exploded as blood went everywhere, covering Ryuga as it was raining guts.
"I'm satisfied."
Nile and Kenta both huffed, staring at one another while glaring. They used to be friends, inseparable even but however, Kyoya ruined that. Kenta hated the dark angel and wanted Nile back, the old Nile he knew.
"Nile, you can still change... that angel is a bad influence on you," exclaimed the boy from Onett.
"He's my boyfriend. Kyoya means the world to me and there's no way in hell I'm giving that up... PK FREEZE!"
Kenta dodged it, countering it with pk fire. Eventually he got a signal as he retreated. Nile watched him run off, wondering why the cute toot house existed and what their purpose was even.
Meanwhile, Dashan seemed to be having the most fun as he defeated all of Miranda's Dark Links, before striking her with Arcfire, causing her specter to fly out of her hands.
The dark sorceress was pretty beat up, trying her best to get up however, her vision started going hazy a bit. Dashan approached her, kneeling down as he grabbed her chin, making her look at him.
"How the mighty have fallen. To think that you once lead an army of some sorts during Lollapalooza... but now look at you, you're pathetic, you've lost your touch and even more, you gotten quite fat. And you say people draw rule 34 of you on the internet."
Miranda growled, trying to say something but to no avail, her efforts were useless. Instead, she started to experience fear, realizing that Dashan could give the final blow at any moment. Tears began to weld up, causing her amethyst eyes to shine like Edward Cullen's glittery skin as he obviously shopped at Icing.
The black/yellow haired tactician who was a complete fan of Kanye West's "Black and Yellow" song, looked at her and froze a bit. For a split second, he saw someone, the little girl who was overshadowed by her other, more adorable sibling. He sensed the loneliness she experienced as if they were two kindred souls destined to be with one another. Nobody understood their pain, rejection, betrayal and manipulation better than the other.
As the woman closed her eyes, Dashan just sighed. He couldn't do it. Part of him couldn't strike his final blow, an easy win. Instead, he turned around and began to walk away. He had a new goal in mind, to discover the true motives behind the Cute Toot House and the Big Bad.
"Aren't you going to kill me? You've waited so long," said Miranda. She laid on the floor, trying to regain her energy back before moving.
"There's no point. Besides, you've left me so alone...I don't know why, but I knew I had to find you again," replied the tactician, his back faced to her.
"You're an idiot you know that...I could easily strike you from behind and kill you right now, it's that easy," boasted Miranda.
"Hmph, you couldn't do it even if you tired. We're one in the same, stuck in a monsoon with no way to get out of it," he'd pause for a moment, leaving the gothic girl to be confused. He'd begin walking, before disappearing from her sight.
"Somehow, we need to go through the monsoon, just... me and you."
Meanwhile, Doji tore one into Zeo, causing the Zeo to well, become the hunted. The mercenary was no more as he was now dead, his head lying on the side of the food court. And his body, inside a gumball machine.
The Krew gathered up as Hikaru winced at the gruesome sight, wearing her new, all black attire as it made her look super edgy and hot. Damian held onto the weak Miranda as she muttered something.
"Let's get... some... fucking pizza... I'm starving..."
"It's because you're obese and got your ass kicked," said Ryuga. Miranda gave him a slight glare before sighing. Hikaru just looked at Nile, shrugging with one another as it seemed that they were the most level headed of the bunch.
Kyoya sighed, wishing he could have fought instead of having to hear Angel Gingka talk about the importance of having a food handler's card, puppies, rainbows and of course, that goddess.
They decided to go to the evil, most hardcore Goth pizza place ever, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Rumor had it the machines came to life and attacked people however, it only attacked the preps. since then, it became a hangout for the Goths and whatnot. Everyone ate the pizza like it was no tomorrow, Doji eating his like a wolf because, he's a fucking wolf.
Ryuga smirked at Miranda as she seemed to be staring off into space.
"Nice to know that you're similar to someone fatass..." said the asshole L-Drago blader. "And even better, you were fat as a kid, still fat now. How pathetic... not even fat camp helped you out."
Miranda punched Ryuga in the face before grabbing a slice of pizza.
"Ryuga, do me a favor and fuck off."
Everyone laughed, glad that she was back to normal as she ate pizza, giving her body the food it needed.
Meanwhile, at the headquarters, Angel Gingka entered alongside Kenta and Dashan both of them kneeling down to the Big Bads and Tithi.
"It appears we lost three soldiers tonight," said the angel Pegasus blader.
Palutena frowned at the news, finding it sad. Porky couldn't believe it. He didn't expect the Goth krew to take measures in killing. Meanwhile, Yoshi wasn't surprised nor was Zelda.
"Guess they had to play rough... now, it's time to get serious..."
The stage came once again as she began announcing the members of the Cute Toot House. These ones were stronger to begin with and won't go down as easily.
"Meet the newest members of the Cute Toot House," said the princess. Chris, Masamune and Samus watched with King Dedede.
"First we have our other leader, Lady Palutena!"
Palutena posed as Angel Gingka beamed, clapping for her. He was so proud as he wanted to help her succeed.
"Next is Dynamis, the romantic interest."
A boy who looked like Nile (NOT!) came out as he looked around. He didn't understand his title but hey, most of these titles didn't make any sense.
"Now replacing Sonic is Silver the hedgehog, as the it's no use!"
More clapping ensued as Chris made money ran from the sky.
"Next is Villager, the creep."
A short male wearing a red shirt came up on stage. He had a permanent smile, one that was extremely eerie and menacing, almost as if he murdered before.
"After that, it is I as your secretary. Thank you, thank you."
Zelda bowed, acting all prim and proper.
"Next runner up is... Lana the weeaboo! Since the Hot Topic Krew has her lard ass of a sister, we might as well have the cuter, prettier and skinny one!"
Lana strikes a pose, causing Angel Gingka to blush because she was his girlfriend.
"Nya! I hope we all can be the best of friends and love one another," she chirped, making a cute grin as she did the peace sign.
"Now, give it up for Jigglypuff, the karate expert!"
Jigglypuff jumped in, breaking a huge statue as she bowed. Everyone clapped once more.
"The next member is both a higher head of the Big Bad but decided to join us under a name. It's the lovely Tithi, the murder!"
The Terminator theme started to play as Tithi came out, looking all fucking robotic and Terminator 2 like. He was ready to kill and he was out to kill Nile and Kyoyo.
"And now, for our newest member... Mario the mascot!"
"Its'a me, Mario!" the famous plumber came out as music started to play. Chris brought out the chicks in bikinis as he blared out some Ludacris.
As everyone was preoccupied in their part, Dashan managed to leave without them noticing as he decided to go back to his house located at the Gerudo Wellspring of Truth. His father, Ganondorf was waiting for him.
"Did you kill her?" asked the king of thieves who ripped his title off of Aladdin.
"...Yes father, I've killed her," he answered with a straight face. Ganondorf paused for a moment before smirking. Then he chuckled.
"Good boy... now run off and do whatever you people do," said the muscular man.
Dashan nodded. He couldn't believe he lied to his father like that but felt that all of this was unnecessary. He'd begin to suspect if turning hot topic into something else cursed everyone to do unfortunate events.
He went to his side of his home as it was full of books and statues, photos and paintings of Miranda. Dashan was thankful his father never went to his side of the house or else he would have been turned into a meatball.
As the Hot Topic Krew left the pizza joint, someone watched them from afar. The man was a scaredy cat but felt they could use his help.
He wanted to prove himself for once, even if it means fighting against his own brother.
-The chaptar comes to an end as "Into the Monsoon" by Tokio Hotel begins playing-
Chaptar 3 end.
That's it for today's episode. Bet any of you guys didn't expect the HTK to start getting deep. We're going deeper man. It's going to blow your mind and whatnot. So, we have the CTH and Dashan who does his own thing. If the HTK want to get on their level, they need to recruit a couple of more goths and broken people so they can get ready for the epic battle that's bound to take place!
As for Hikaru's mother, its just Ninel, but Reflet sounded too weird so I went with Ruben (Ninel) instead. I'm curious, who's your favorite character so far and why and two, what characters do you ship together that aren't Kyoya and Nile (we all ship that!)?
Next time in Chaptar 4, they meet a determined, green plumber named Luigi who is overshadowed by his famous brother Mario. Desperate to make a name for himself, he reaches out to the HTK, pleading his way in as he wants to prove himself as his own hero rather than be lumped into the Mario Brothers. Will Luigi be able to succeed or will the HTK deny him entry!
Tune in next episode... Chaptar 4: The Lean, Green, Fighting Machine