AN: ... I just finished writing this so excuse the mistakes or OOCness, I didn't really check. I just... Two chapters in one night because I wanna apologize for the long hiatus.

mAD aS ThE PhaNTom wanted for it to be smut the last chapter, but... I didn't comply. And so. I tried to write a little something something... But. It's like... rated PG-14. XD So uh... I tried? And I wanted to write something really smutty but just... this happened. ^^;

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F = Fingers

I giggle as I lightly tug at Patty's hair. "So tell me, what's it like for Kid to date Chrona?"

She squeezed her new huge panda pillow and giggled into it's neck. "It's interesting for sure! Kid keeps kissing her and then keeps saying 'oh how I wish we could do this symmetrically...' with this wistful look on his face! It's so fucking hilarious!" She cackled and fell back onto her pillows.

I giggle along and then Liz rolls her eyes, grabbing some popcorn from the middle before adding, "Chrona has even come to me asking how to fucking kiss perfectly symmetrical just so she can please him. Wanna know what I said in response?"

We nodded.

""Hun... If you want to have a good kiss then you have to tilt your heads. That leads to good things like making out and sexy times because it feels so good." and then I just laughed so hard because of how red she was!"

Tsubaki shook her head and let out a sighing laugh as Patty and I friggin lost it. Oh god that was lovely.

(Oh, and if you still haven't guessed, we're having a sleepover at Kids/Patty's/Liz's house.)

"So you two who are actually in a relationship," Liz starts, going up on her knees before pointing at Tsubaki and I, "tell us the juicy details. Now."

I grin and winked. "Oh you wish Liz."

Tsubaki just sort of sat there, squishing her pillow to her chest and blushing. "W-Well..."

"TSUBAKI SHALL START!" Patty declared. She sat up, grabbing some popcorn (and spilling).

Tsubaki sighed and squished it more before whispering, "He and I sort of... did... it..."

We gasped so loud. She sat there blushing and then we wooted and congratulated her.

"OH MY GOD TSUBAKI YOU DIRTY, DIRTY GIRL!" Patty shouted. Tsubaki just stared at her wide eyed, blushing before she turned to Liz.

"Good going Tsubaki~ I bet it was so horrible!" she said, cackling.

I just squeezed her thigh before grinning up at her. "It didn't hurt did it?" Because if it did, there would be some serious shit to go down between me and Blaskstar... If he only cared about his pleasure and not hers I'll -

She blushed - finally reaching tomato stage - and stuffed her face into her pillow before shaking her head. She said something, but it was muffled by the pillow.

"What'd you say Tsubaki?" I ask softly.

"H-H-He was very good..."

I blush a bit at that, and look over to the twins as they quiet down from their talks of bets and cuteness and such.

"Oh~ Tsu-Tsu, do tell~" Patty said teasingly, flinging a piece of popcorn in her general direction (and hitting me).

"I-I-I - " she chocked up and hugged her pillow again. She had this small grin on her face before saying, "He was really sweet... A-And kind... And gentle... And - " cue more blushing, "And he is uh... rather... large..."

I was taken aback that she'd admit that so freely before giggling like mad. "Oh my god Tsubaki!"

She smiled at me, blush lessening and said, "I guess that's where his height went to..."

We all laughed like hyenas.

Tsubaki quieted down from her angel like laughter and lightly shoved me. "Your turn Maka."

I sigh and turn onto my stomach, leaning to get some popcorn. "Hmm... What topic would you like to know?"

"Sex," they all said at the same time, Patty being the loudest.

Now I blush and shove the rest in my mouth before thinking. "Hmm... Well... He is really, really good with his fingers."

Tsubaki looked away, blushing softly and Liz and Patty had matching cheshire-cat grins on their face. "Tell us a story Maka~" Liz said.

"Yeah! One that'll make us cream our panties!" Patty shouted, giggling before flopping onto her back.

I blush at that. "R-Really?"

The two twins nodded quickly before Tsubaki shrugged, her eyes saying "do what you want".

I sigh and think. "Well... The other day, he comes home from his part time job at the motor shop and he's all sweaty and greasy - in a good way - and then... He just walks in, only his muscle shirt and his jeans hanging low on his waist and his leather jacket was over his shoulder." I cleared my throat, feeling the blush rising from my neck. "Uh... Basically he looked hot as eff." We giggled, grabbing for some more popcorn. "Um... Next, he sort of just... goes to the bathroom after greeting me, and I'm kind of Really attracted to the way he looked. He usually doesn't wear muscle shirts, but... he has these really thick, strong muscles and it's just - oh my god, it's so hot." I groaned and shoved my face in my pillow. Everyone was blushing at this point, but I surely won at blushing the hardest. "Do I have to continue this...?"

They all looked at each other before nodding slowly. Pfft. The pervs.

I sigh and look down at my freshly painted red nails. "Well... I say he looks hot and he gives me this grin and he just... strips his shirt in front of me before turning on the water. I'm pretty sure he wasn't doing it on Purpose but he just looked so friggin smexy. Holy shit, I now have a thing for backs. His is so friggin sculpted!" I exclaim, looking up from my pillow. "Like, no joke! It was so... Firm!"

"And how do you know it was firm?" Tsubaki asked.

I blush again and look down. "Because I walked over to him and just... trailed my hands down from his neck to his waist. His back is so sculpted..." I shiver a bit just thinking of it. "Yeah... And then... He turns around and all I remember is feeling reeeeally good from him kissing me... And then... We kind of... stripped and then..." I blush. So hard. I can't speak... "U-Uh... He shoved me in the shower and then he used his fingers... all over my body. Like holy fuck..." My mind went to his hands on my boobs, groping and squeezing them hard, pulling my nipples... And then him trailing lower to my -

"Did the very, very clean Maka have sex in the shower and the Curse?"

I fling some popcorn at Liz before we all changed topic.

But... Yeah. I had a very nice dream that night when we went to bed. And I made Soul help me out with it the next morning when I went home.