"Ni-san…"

Jerking his head up, the Crimson Satan came face to face with his little sister. Rias Gremory who was currently hugging a stuffed anime character, and pouting cutely like any other five year old girl.

"Sorry Imouto." He said putting a down the old tome he had been reading. "Was I reading aloud again I could read you another story if you want?" he said about to close the old weather bound book. "No!" The little girl said her pout increasing "I wanna see it end!"

Chuckling a little the satan picked up his little sister placing her on his lap before pulling the book closer.

*ahem*

"Looking up from it's wonder, the Primordial cried for what his creations had done out of necessary evil."

"They having Judged the world unsavable, Erased it all, Obliterated everything down to the atom by converting it to energy which was then used to awaken it."

"Looking at the once thriving dimension that was now overflowing with almost limitless uncontrollable energy, that would surely annihilate weaker beings within Milliseconds."

"The Primordial could only cry harder at what a beautiful world it's creation had been forced to destroy, as it watched the white expanse fade to blackness."

"After some time the Primordial resolved to make a new world, better than the last, One that was worthy for the Judges to protect."

"Lifting a hand the earth was weaved into existence, with a wave water brewed into the oceans, a swing and air blow through the sky, a clap and tree's, and plants rooted themselves into the ground. Finally he took the tears he had cried for his creations, forging each and everyone into pure white being that we would call the gods."

"Each god forming from the tears soon fell into a deep slumber much like the Primordial himself did often. Looking down at his sleeping judges, who by right of inheritance as the so called first children, were technically primordials by right."

"He would not deny them their titles as they had earned it if only for bearing the faults of their species. But not falling to them either, If nothing else they were Primordials in will alone."

"With a smile he named the last of the predecessors as the Primordials of the dimensional gap, and guardians of the second world."

"Tearing a hole in the very fabric of the universe and forming another on the other side, he shoved his new creations into the new dimension, content leaving the newly christened primordials, to their sleep before stopping."

"It suddenly felt the need to create, to create a being like no other…"

"Weaving the energy that was swirling about the newly christened Dimensional gap, into a new draconian form, before leaving the dimensional gap, for eternity."

"Uncountable amount of time later, The three newly made Primordials wiped tears from their eyes, The Primordial had left them something worth more than every drop of wealth in existence. The creator had left them it's legacy and they would sooner die than fail to protect it."

"For-*ZzZz*"

Looking down the Satan was greeted with the sight of his little sister in a deep sleep. Putting down the book of mythology, he picked up the girl and carried Rias to her room.

Tucking her under the covers he kissed her on the forehead whispering a "Goodnight Imout."

Before retreating back to his study, collapsing into his chair he stared at the book.

The book wasn't a normal mythology textbook, as it drifted into the human world from the dimensional gap about two month ago. It was made out of unknown material that was stronger than diamond… He also learned it hurt like hell when Grayfia whacked him with it.

He had sent every major faction a copy of the book as well, they were now on the lookout for any such beings as these so called guardians.

What was most disconcerting about this was that devils,angels, fallen angels...etc of all ages and variety were reporting to have met people fitting the descriptions given on the back page of the book.

The description given weren't exactly that description in actuality they gave three thing that stood out about each that were as follows.

Hair black as night, Glowing Crimson kaleidoscope eyes, and the mark of lighting on the left arm.

Hair vibrant pink, Shining Emerald eyes, and The mark of a sakura blossom on the right arm.

Sunny gold hair, Ethereal Sapphire eyes, and whiskered cheeks.

And that was the end of the book.

Now again since they were meant to be all powered primordials of the dimensional gap, it wasn't all that surprising that there was a lot of sightings. So it really wasn't all the strange or offsetting.

No it was when Azazel did a spit take and Michael nearly had a heart attack when the description of the second one was given out.

For the next hour no one was able to get anything out of the angels… till Azazel stood up as slow as a sloth, till he was standing his full six foot one. His face a mask of complete and utter seriousness. Everyone was sure whatever he said next would be some sort of profound knowledge.

Then he spoke-

"I LOST MY FUCKING VIRGINITY TO A PRIMORDIAL!"

-And all was right with the world.

Michael on the other hand took a few more moments to respond and when he did it was in a sort of dreamy state, Like he didn't realize he was speaking… With in retrospect he probably didn't.

"So that's what she meant when she said Azel-kun lasted longer…" everyone in the room sweat dropped besides Azazel who was instead in possession of a rather scary looking smile at the moment.

Shaking his head Sirzechs standing up he slumped his way into bed.

As he drifted of to realm of sleep there was only one thing on his mind.

It could wait till tomorrow.

NO FLAMES MORTALS!

Hello everybody… Excuse me but I'm going to be horribly frank here for a moment…

I Don't Have A Fucking Clue Where I Pulled This Story From Nore Do I Have Any Idea Where it is going…

On a softer note… nah thats all I got

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