A/N: special fangz 2 my gf (not like that, i kno what u're thinking) XXXblodyblackrainbowXXX 4 helpin with the stroy and spellin! U rok, gurl, OMS!

Suddenly Yuuichirou stood up and dragged Mika out of the door holding onto his pale white hand with black nail polish. He was wearing ripped jeans with a blacck MCR Rox shirt and looked really sexah. (A/N: c isnt he soooooo hawt?) Yuuichiho looked back at Shnoa as he dragged Mika out of the classroom. Dark misery was in her depressed eyes. He guessed she was totes jelly that he was in love wth Mika and not her. Anyway, he went upstairs to the roof of the school and locked the door to go inside. Then…..

Yuuichivo kissed Mika passively and they started frenching and took off his clothes and felt each other up. Then Mika took off Yuu's shirt and took of his own pants and they fell down on the roof. Then he was about to put his boy's thingy in his when…

Kureto showed up on a broomstvick! "STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMMPLETONS!111l!" HE grabbed Yuichiro put hm on the broomstick annd took him away!11!

"Yuuichirou. Thou must kill Mikaela Shindo!" He yelled.

Yuuichio thought abt Mika and his sexah blue eyes and his goffic black hair and how his face looks just like that awesome despair bear Monokuma. I didnt understand so I wondered if Mika had gone out with Shino before me and they broke up?

"Nooo, Kureto!" I yelled back.

Kureto gave him a sword. "No, I wont do it! Pls!" I begged despervately.

"Thou must!" He screamed in his ear. "If thou does not, then i shill kill thy bestest friend evah Shnoa!"

"How did u kno?" he asked in a surprised way.

Kureto got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his fsve. "I hath pyrokinesis." he answered cruelly. "Amd if thou doth not kill Mikaela, doth not kill Mika, then thought know what will happen to thy beloved Shnoa!" Then he grabbed Yuuichiro and flew him back to the roof of the school. Then he angrily flew away on his broomstick.

I was scared and mad and didn't know what to do. Suddenly Mika came up to me.

"Mika!" I expelled. "Hi!"

"Hi." He said back in a depressed tone. His face was sad but sexah bcoz he was wearing white foundation with really thick black eyeliner that made him look like a vampire panda. It was sexah.

"Are you ok?" I asked sexily.

"No." He said.

"I'm sorry Kureto kidnapped me suddinly!111!" I yelled.

"That's okay." He sad still depressed. And we went back into school together making out.

I hope you're prepared, cause the rest of the story's gonna be just like this!

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(For reference, this was published on April 1, 2016.)

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