So I had just finished the last class when I thought of a clever subject for the next lesson. "A top ten list! That's a brilliant idea!" The only problem was that I had no idea what to make it a top ten list of.
Best fanfiction? Too broad.
Best steampunk fanfiction? Too niche.
Best lemon? Fuck no. Or, yes? Fuck, I don't like lemons either way. Except with a meat dish or in my drink. Wait, that came out wrong! It sounds a bit confused now, but I mean it in a culinary sense, not in a pervy way! I hate the word "pervy." It's the bargain bin word for "perverted." Come to think of it, I don't much like the word "perverted" either. Not in the modern sense anyway. The original meaning I rather like. Have I gone off-topic? I can't even tell anymore.
After a lot of thought and backtracking to the original subject, I finally decided on the subject of my top ten list. Then I decided that everyone always makes their lists be a top ten (Except when it's a top 100 list, in which case, screw you. I just skip the first 90 and move to the top ten.), so I decided to be different and made it a top nine list. Unfortunately, I didn't have nine different fics to put here. So there are eight. Just stick one you wrote in the number nine slot. It'll make you feel better, really. It made me feel better.
Here is my top 8 list for the Best Ever Examples of Good Fanfiction. Ever.
8. "Astoria's Guide to Slytherin Guys" by OurLoveIsForever. A Harry Potter fanfic.
7. "A Hero" by Celebony. A Harry Potter fanfic.
6. "Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi" by Bleedman. A Powerpuff Girls fancomic.
5. Ambrant Arandel's fics.
4. "The Hallowed Ed" by Spikender. An Ed, Edd, & Eddy fanfic.
3. "No Daughter of Mine" by Blue Dragon. A Wheel of Time fanfic.
2. "Adventures of the Fandom Heartthrobs" by Amara Anon. An Inuyasha, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter crossover.
1. To hell with it, I can't choose. There isn't anything which I can put in the number one place without the possibility of something supplanting it. To this end, With Strings Attached can hold the number 1 spot until a better one comes along. I give it two years at most before I have to make another bloody list.
Want to know what I'm really waiting for? A musical about a bunch deaf people! I apologize to anyone I might have offended, but I really think it's a terribly funny idea. If anyone who attends this class knows how to make Youtube videos, you have my permission to run with that idea under the condition that you send me a link so I can watch it.
Consider that your homework.