On the fifth day of Andromeda
My true love gave to me:
Five, drunk Elcor!
(Transcript recorded in Flux bar on Citadel)
R: Excitedly: did you see the new Blasto movie?
S: Joyfully: yes.
J: Boastingly: I saw that one as well. Blasto 97.
T: With exasperation: there is no Blasto 97. Uncertainly: is there?
R: With confusion: I do not know. No. Yes. Noooooo...
E: Questioningly: 'No', 'know', or 'nose'? Which one do you mean?
R: With more confusion: What?
E: ...
J: Helpfully: That was a line from the movie. Blasto says 'nooooo...'
T: With skepticism: I do not remember that part.
R: Clarification: I was not referencing a line from the movie. I was expressing that I did not know if there was a Blasto 90-67.
J: With confusion: I thought it was Blasto 97. Is there a Blasto movie we have not seen yet?
S: Excitedly: there must be. We have to go see it. Blasto 90-67.
E: Blastooooooo... nooooooo...
(Security footage from Flux dance floor)
Five Elcor staggered and howled on the dance floor, bumping into each other and moaning in baying monotones. Most of the other people that had been on the dance floor had retreated to avoid being trampled on.
Others had left the establishment simply because they got sick and tired of the chorus of Elcor singing the theme for Blasto at the tops of their lungs.
"And he'll sting you bad,"
"And he'll sting you baaaack,"
"And he'll... wing it to,"
"Toooo, win the day baaaack!"
"He's Blasto, ready to fight!"
"Blasto, ready to bite!"
"He's Blasto, he's back tonight,"
"To win the rights!"
"Blastoooooooooo!"
The five of them staggered into each other as they swayed and 'danced' drunkedly, one of them(note: Erekth Val), loosing his balance, and staggering into a nearby table, falling on top of it, drinks spilling all over his body, and the two Salarians that had been sitting there glared at him, starting to yell furiously at the Elcor.
He lifted his head to give one last long, lonely cry of 'Blastoooo', before he lay limp, passed out. His companions did nothing about the situation at the Salarians took his credits as compensation for their drinks, thought they gave out, as one, a long cry of 'nooooo', before resuming their singing and staggering.
(C-Sec report: disturbance in Flux)
Cap. Tactus to Exec. Pallin;
Reported five Elcor arrested in Flux at 03:20 this morning for disturbance of the peace and disruption of commerce. Report two counts of theft by Salarian drunkards. Report one count of biotic assault by a Drell merchant. Elcor group reportedly became wasted at Flux bar, before moving to the dance floor, nearly injuring several bystanders by recklessly throwing their weight around, while singing the Blasto theme and being general nuisances. Two Salarians reported near injury when one crashed into their table(note: said Salarians soon arrested for theft of said Elcor's credit chits).
One passed out, the remaining four moved to the markets after being kicked out of the casino. They continued to howl the Blasto theme, and began harassing a Hanar salesman and his Drell compatriot, proclaiming that he was Blasto, and they were his biggest fans. When the Elcor refused to remove themselves from the premise, they resisted arrest from nearby officers. The Drell used a biotic attack on the four, knocking them out, and he has agreed to pay a fine for use of biotic hostilities.
Charges will be made later today; the five Elcor are being detained, as are the Salarians. The Drell, as previously mentioned, has agreed to pay a fine in exchange for being let off with a warning.
End report.
I'm so sorry guys! I meant to update yesterday, but I was having computer problems! Ah, well. Twelve Days of RoI wasn't finished on time, either. I guess it wasn't meant to be...
And yes, I did try to style this like a Shadow Broker dossier, I couldn't think of any other way to present it. I tried it a few other ways, but they didn't feel right.
Solana was Garrus' sister; she is named, but only ever mentioned in passing. We never really meet her. I'm glad people are enjoying this, and I'm glad to have turned Celtic on to a new game. And I hope I didn't disappoint with the drunk Elcor!
Look up to next time; we take a brief flash into the life of a new character...
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