On the Twelfth day of Andromeda,

My true love gave to me;

Twelve points of pride!

Gunfire sang all around them as they ducked for cover. Garrus felt a bullet graze his shields as he pressed his back against the barrier he was hiding behind. Beside him, Grunt swore loudly.

"Well, what now!?" he barked.

"Grunt, I can't believe i'm saying this, but..." Garrus sighed, closing his eyes. "Do it."

A manic spark burned through in his silver-blue eyes, and Thane looked at the Turian with a 'are you crazy' sort of face. Garrus shrugged. There was only one way they were going to kill twelve Abominations without getting killed themselves...

"Hey! Pyjaks!" Grunt strode into the open, slinging the Cain off his back. Common belief was that Grunt using the Cain would rip a hole in reality, and extinguish peace in the universe for decades to come.

With a maniacal laugh, the Krogan charged up the weapon as the Collector Abominations turned to face him and screeched. They held up their arm cannons, and Grunt let the round fly.

"He, he, he..." The abominations went sky-high, and the Krogan looked on, eyes burning with pride as he stroked the side of the gun tenderly.


Slightly inspired by RavenStudios ME adaptation where Grunt has an obsession with the Cain. I swore, yet again, that I posted this yesterday...

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