A/N

I'm actually surprised that InoxHidan is one of the more popular InoxAkatsuki ships around.

I've never really thought about it, but they could be the foul-mouthed couple xD

(of course Ino is way mild)

Disclaimer needed for Hidan's foul mouth here and P.S I do not agree with the way he calls her in this.

I just wrote it that way because he would behave in this particular manner.

[Ino x Hidan] – Big Bang | Bad Boy

He ran around looking for her, not having time to catch his breath. He would occasionally pause somewhere, frantically looking around for any signs of a rampant blonde Konoha kunoichi.

Damn these forests. Why do they look the same everywhere?

"Ino!" Hidan had given up and decided that it was time to just shout for her attention. "Oi, Ino!"

Stupid girl. Why is she so moody anyway?

His eyes caught a shade of blonde nearby a river, and he jumped down from the trees to land beside her. The girl looked distraught for she was sobbing her eyes out, and she didn't seem to pay any attention to her companion who looked on worriedly at her.

"I was looking everywhere for you." Hidan groaned as he sat beside her. "Could you refrain from running off in the future?"

"Stupid Hidan." Ino continued crying, hugging her knees. "Stupid, stupid, stupid."

"What the fuck did I do?"

"You called me a bitch!" She growled, turning her head away.

"I called you my bitch." He frowned. Was that what she was upset about?

"Doesn't make it any better you know."

She's your girlfriend, not your bitch, his conscience tugged at him. Stupid conscience. Who asked you anyway?

"I'm sorry." Hidan muttered at long last. "You know I'm bad with words."

"On the contrary, I think you're rather good at it. The explicit ones, I mean." Ino rolled her eyes.

"Look." The man flicked her forehead, sighing. "You know what I'm trying to say. I… I'll try, okay? I'll try not to talk about you like that. I'll try not to curse as much. No promises, though."

She bit her lips in contemplation, before nodding her head slowly. It was a big leap enough to have Hidan say such words to her. The normal Hidan wouldn't have agreed and would have dismissed her quickly.

"Okay." She nodded.

"So?" He opened his arms wide. "We're cool?"

Ino leaped into his arms, letting herself soak in the enjoyable moment. "We're cool."

"Fuck yeah!"

"Hidan!"