A/N

This is as crack as it can get!

Why Tobirama?

Why not? (: (yeah, i like him, he's cool. i'm sorry)

[Ino x Tobirama] – Gfriend | Glass Bead

Life was a little difficult to adjust to, in the modern world.

There was much he had to catch up on for the shinobi world constantly moved forward each day. Tobirama had intended to use his time wisely, but it proved futile in front of the Yamanaka's next successor.

"I didn't realised the Yamanaka family had decreased their value by so much." Tobirama had remarked snidely once, seeing her train.

He hadn't wanted to be mean to her, but it seemed his mouth had other plans. Was it her innocence that had drawn him to her? He often found that he wanted to protect her but he knew she was a kunoichi. And he most definitely knew that kunoichis can take care of themselves. It didn't make sense for him to want to protect a girl who could protect herself.

"You know," Ino ignored him. "For the second Hokage, you have a pretty foul mouth."

"You know," He mimicked her. "For a Yamanaka, you are pretty lousy."

The girl stopped before glaring at the white-haired man. Hokage or not, the man needed to have more manners.

"You know," Ino snarled. "Nobody asked you. Why are you even here anyway? "

"Did you forget?" The man sighed. "The Edo-Tensei couldn't be reversed so I'm here, permanently. You could have paid a little more attention."

"I knew that." She rolled her eyes. "I mean, why are you here? Watching me train?"

Her question took him off guard for some reason. Unbeknownst to him, a small blush crept into his cheeks as it dawned on him that there were legit reasons to why he was watching her train. It was simple; he liked her.

"Huh." Ino caught on quickly seeing how embarrassed the second Hokage had become. "Didn't know you had feelings in you."

"Shut up." The man growled before turning away. "I'll be going. I have more important things to do."

Ino grinned as she eyed his back. Honestly, it was so simple to read him.

"See you tomorrow?" She asked and she saw him paused.

Tobirama nodded his head quickly, as he made his escape. The modern world was far more advanced than he had originally thought.

This was definitely going to be a pain.