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It was a nice Sunday evening; Agent Hall and the rest of the Avengers were watching football on TV. The Steelers were playing the Ravens, it was a good close and Steve were trying to explain football to Loki, which actually wasn't that difficult for him to learn. Around halftime, Loki and Thor excused themselves to their floor, saying good night to everyone.
About an hour later, there was a piercing sound in the tower, "BOOM!" Robert, Clint, and Natasha immediately had their weapons drawn out, Bruce started to breath deep, trying to relax, Steve jumped over the couch and ran to his room for his shield, Pepper a had a look of concern on her face, and Tony just started to yell, after he spilled his drink on himself
"Jarvis, what the hell was that!" he yelled
"That was Mr. Odinson, who was using the microwave again, may I remind you that is the seventh one." the A.I. replied in a tired voice.
So everyone relaxed a little, and they went to investigate, they went up to Thor and Loki's floor. As the elevator's doors opened up, they were greeted with smoke and a yelling god.
"You, jackass, mindless Oaf, I told you what to do, How the in the name of Asgard did you screw up a Tv dinner," Yelled Loki
"I did what you say, it is not my fault, it happens sometimes, I took it out of the freezer, took it out of the box, and put in the metal box, set the timer for 30 mins."
"Why in the name of Odin would you cook it for 30 mins, you are supposed to cook it for 5 mins. Let me see the instructions." Loki shouted
"It is not my fault, I followed the directions on the box," Thor pointed to part he read, Loki lost it.
"You fucking idiot!, those are directions for the oven, are you stupid as a bilgesnipe." Loki bellowed
"Ooops." Thor answered; Loki looked like he was going to explode.
"Guys, calm down now" Steve commanded, last thing they needed was two gods beating the hell out of each other
"Jarvis open up the vents please and tell the fire department they are not needed," Tony asked, while rubbing his forehead, 'So this is what Fury probably goes through with us.' Tony thought to himself
"Right away, Sir" Jarvis replied
"Loki, Thor, what the hell happened," Robert asked waving the smoke away. He could feel his blood pressure rising
"We were watching a show; then Blondie the brain-dead said he was hungry. So I told him to make a meal from the freezer, he asked how to do it. So I told him, to use his brain, and read the instructions. Next thing I know there is an explosion and smoke everywhere." Loki excitedly shouted.
Robert rubbed his forehead a little, "Thor, is this true?"
"Yes, it happens sometimes." Thor answered while shrugging his shoulders
"Sometimes!, fuck that, All the time with you, you mindless buffalo!" Loki shouted
"Buffalo?, don't you mean buffoon?" Steve said
"What the Hel, ever, Buffoon, Buffalo, bozo, it doesn't matter, you are an idiot." Loki yelled
"Alright enough of this, Thor please clean up the mess, and tomorrow, I want you on my floor at eight am, Jarvis please make sure Thor is awake and alert in time." Robert stated
"Yes, Agent Hall, that will not be a problem," Jarvis answered
Robert turned to walk out, "Why, what are you going to do," Clint asked
"School's in session." Robert said as the elevator doors closed, with a smile.
7:55 am
The elevator's doors opened up, and Thor, Steve, and Loki stepped out on to the floor, to see tables, a desk, three whiteboards, and notebooks with pencils. "Well good you are early, why are you two here as well?" Robert said dressed in a nice polo shirt and jeans.
"Well to be honest, I don't fully understand it either," Steve said
"Stark and Pepper told me to come since, they claim I share part of the blame." Loki sneered.
"Well you do, that is correct, but anyways, come, the more the merrier. I will grab some more notebooks and stuff for you." Robert said, as he left the room to grab more items, he came back a short time later. He handed a blue notebook to Steve, a green one of Loki, and Thor had a yellow one, "Okay I am going to explain this once, so listen. I am the teacher, you are the students, please be respectful to me and each other. If you don't understand, please ask. Everybody good with that."
Everyone was quiet, so Robert began., "Percy Spencer invented the first microwave oven after World War II from radar technology. Named the "Radarange", it was first sold in 1946, The countertop microwave oven was first introduced in 1967. A microwave oven heats food by passing microwave radiation through it. Yes, Thor."
"Is this the same radiation that Dr. Banner is always talking about?
"Yes and no, Dr. Banner has gamma radiation, which is the deadliest type, microwave is towards the bottom of the scale, good question."
"Now in a kitchen there are three main ways to heat food, stovetop, oven, and the microwave. Here is a microwave, the main things you should know , the start button, stop/cancel, open button and number buttons." Robert stopped everyone was paying attention, he was especially surprised by Loki's attitude, not one remark yet. "Now, you never, never put an form of metal in it. I don't care if Jane, Darcy and Pepper tell you to put it the microwave. You do not do it. Unless you are in some enemy headquarters and Natasha is telling you to do it, because they are trying to make a bomb or something." Robert paused to take a drink.
"If you have a question about something, you will ask someone or Jarvis, before you put it in, or else." Robert commented
"Or else what?" Loki inquired
"Well, I will leave that up to Tony and Pepper, and they will be allowed to do anything they want, non lethal, I think." Robert said.
"Cooking in it, takes a good judge of things, a coffee cup will take 30 seconds, a frozen steak will take much longer, an egg will take 40 seconds to a minute, and warming leftovers can be anywhere from 2 to 7 minutes." Robert could tell now he had their attention.
1 pm
Five hours later, seven stupid questions, twenty good ones, four smeared remarks (that has to be a record), they were done. Well Robert hoped they were done, they left and Robert started to clean up.
"Agent Hall"
"Yes Jarvis, how can I help you."
"If it means anything, I think it will get better."
"Thank you, I hope so."
A few days later, everyone was watching a Disney movie, Lilo and Stitch "Now I see why Robert loved that little guy." Jane said.
"Does anyone else think that galactic leader woman could be Fury in another life" Tony said
"Nah, she has a heart" Clint said drawing laughter from everyone
"Totally, let's have some drinks and popcorn," Darcy stated.
Jane and Pepper started to get up, "No, I got it, Thor would you like to come and help." Steve said, Thor looked nervous, but then he nodded and got to follow Steve.
They walked into the kitchen, Steve started to get the soda and glasses, he pulled a box of popcorn out and handed it to Thor. "Three minutes each bag okay." Thor nodded and Steve carried out the drinks.
Thor was incredibly nervous, but then he remember the lessons, when in doubt read the box. So he read them, and read them again, Jarvis was watching from above, Jarvis could have died laughing watching a God be so nervous, instead he patch the video to the room next door so everyone could watch.
Thor opened the plastic bag, he pulled the brown bag out of the plastic 'so far so good'
He opened the door to the microwave 'good', then he closed the door to it 'moron', Thor reopened the door and put the bag in it, then closed the door.'okay better' he pressed the timer buttons, five minutes, then cancel, three minutes, then pressed start. He got a bowl out and waited, the timer went off , he went to open the door , carefully grabbed the bag.
He remembers on the box, it said it would be HOT, so he opened the bag slowly away, from his face, he gently poured the bag into the bowl. He opened another bag and put that in the metal box, and set the timer for three minutes. He carried the bowl out with two hands out to TV room.
He saw everyone standing looking at him, "What?" was all Thor could say. Then he got a round of applause from everyone and a kiss from Jane. He saw that kitchen was on the TV, and that everyone was watching him. So after that Thor became the official Avenger Popcorn Maker for the team.
He still blew three more of them, before he had to attend the defrost class which was 2 months later. Robert still considers it a victory.