Ring

Ring

Ring

"Why the hell, isn't Hall answering his phone? It is nine in the morning." Fury said.

"I don't know, sir?" Maria answered.

"Hello, this is Jarvis, How may I help you Director Fury?"

"Jarvis, um hi, Yes, do you know where Agent Hall is?"

"Yes, he is sleeping sir."

"Sleeping, why the hell is he sleeping. Wake his ass up!"

Sir, I can't do that, because Agent Hall has had basically four hours of sleep in seventy hours, because of missions, congressional meetings, and paperwork."

"So, I don't care, every agent has to go through that!" Where is Stark?"

"Sir, may I remind you of Agent's Hall condition, and what happened the last time he was in a similar state of sleep. He filled out the reports all wrong, you could not read the writing, and he fell asleep in the middle of you, yelling at him for the reports with the rest of the Avengers.."

"Did that really happen?" Fury asked Maria, she nodded her head.

"Oh, well then, I don't need to cause myself more stress. Well I need the reports."

"Sir, I do understand, and I agree the reports are necessary, If you will allow me, I will wake Agent Hall in three hours, or if he would wake up before that. I will assist him in filling out the reports and you should have them all completely done before the Avenger meeting at three o'clock this afternoon, sir."

"Well, I guess that would be okay, thank you Jarvis, and um, have a nice day."

"Thank you sir, and may you have a nice day too as well, or at least until the rest of the Avengers show up."

"Thanks, good bye"

"Good-bye" click!

Fury put the phone down, he looked at Maria, who was just looking at her boss

"Did you just get told off, by Stark's A.I., and what to do." She asked

"Um, Yes, I think I did, but it was a hell of a lot easier than dealing with any of them."

The light got brighter and brighter, as a faint sound got louder and louder, Robert's brain slowly return to conscious, he felt sore. "UMM, Uggh, fuck." Robert mumbled out, the sound got louder and louder, his ears recognized it as a Metallica song, 'Enter Sandman', "Nice song choice Jarvis, I am awake."

"Good Morning Agent Hall, well you have 45 seconds of the morning left,"

"WHAT!, Shit" Robert eyes flew open, He jumped out of bed, his foot hit part of his dresser, he yelped in pain and sat back on his bed. "Jarvis, the hell, why did you let me sleep so late, shit Fury has to be pissed at me."

"Agent Hall, please relax, your body was completely exhausted, and you remember what happened the last time, besides Director Fury called already and I explained everything."

"What, aw shit, you did what, what did you say to him, was he pissed."

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"At first he was mad, but after I assured him that the reports would be done in time and you would be rested and not fall asleep in the meeting. He was in a better state of reasoning then. There is cup of coffee, with some leftover breakfast on the table with your medication, your laptop is up and running,"

"Oh, um, Wow, um, how did you do the computer and stuff?" Robert was rubbing his neck and started to stretch out.

"Captain Rogers, after he cleaned up from breakfast this morning, I suggested it to him, and he said that he wouldn't mind helping out."

"Wow, okay, well thank you Jarvis. That was very nice of you and Steve." Robert went into the bathroom, and then he came out, got dressed in some old clothes. He walked out to his living room and there was a cup of coffee, still hot, with a plate that had a metal lid on it. He took the lid off and saw the bacon and eggs, made into a smiling face. Robert just shook his head, 'I don't know about that guy sometimes.' He sat down and started to eat, he looked at the reports on his computer after taking his pills, and saw that everything was filled out.

"Jarvis, what did you do."

"Well Agent Hall, There was excellent video coverage, and from your notes, so I filled out the reports for you. So all you have to do is review them, print them out, and sign them. I would like to go over the attack plan with you, I noticed some things that were missed."

"Jarvis, well once again, thank you very much, you definitely outdid yourself today so far. Also good judgement call, on not printing everything and sending it out."

"Thank you Agent Hall, I do try to do so. Oh, Captain Rogers with Agent Barton and Romanoff are approaching your door."

"Thank you Jarvis, you can let them in"

"Certainly Agent Hall"

Steve was about to knock on his door "you think he is up" Clint asked.

"Jarvis told me what time he would wake him up, when I brought the breakfast down." Steve said, just as he was about the knock, the door opened and they saw Hall in the living room.

"Sometimes, he is too accurate and creepy," Clint said.

"I agree, but after today I love that guy. Especially when he told Fury to cool it."

"So welcome back to the land of the living. you were out this morning. You confused the hell out of the Thor at one point, He was yelling at you and you didn't move at all, he just stood there with a confused look on his face." Clint joked.

"Wait, back up there, did you say that Fury talked to Jarvis? why?" Natasha asked.

"Yes he did, Jarvis can you replay it please before it gets deleted."

"Right away Agent Hall"

So Jarvis replay the entire conversation, when it was over, Clint just shook his head, "Well I know one thing Tony is going to get yelled at for." he said

"Eh, what else is new, So anyways, Jarvis what did you want to show please." Robert asked

The TV turned on, Steve and the others sat down. The video feed played of the battle, which was some moron that he got fired from his biochemist job, and decided to get revenge by making giant leeches, well talk about the slowest targets in history. Fortunately no one died, no serious injuries, a school and some other buildings got damaged, but nothing a billionaire couldn't handle.

Natasha and Steve were basically not involved, they helped evacuate people, Tony, Thor, Loki, and Clint were having a field day with target practice, Loki would freeze them, then the other three would light them up. Banner help with the injuries. "Okay Jarvis what are we missing?" Hall asked

"On the other side of town, I was monitor all alarms and video footage. I found this," as the video played, it was some guy in the worst looking Iron Man Costume, running out of a bank with somebags of cash."

"You have got to be fucking kidding me, oh I can't wait for the press and Congress to get this one, I can see the headlines already, 'Billionaire robs bank'. Robert signed as he rubbed his hands on his face.

"Actually no Agent, I saw the matter, and patched the information to the local police, who were able to apprehend the suspect before he got too far. But that is not the issue."

"Let me guess, you tried to tell Tony, and he wouldn't listen again." Natasha stated.

"Or he was so bored that you told him and then he forgot," Clint added.

"Neither, Sir told to me tell Rogers and Romanoff to do so, but I don't have access to do that. When I tried to explain to him that, he muted me."

"Didn't we have the same issue of Jarvis talking to everyone last time in a battle, and Tony said he will get it done?" Steve said.

"Hmmm, no wonder Fury has high blood pressure. Okay Jarvis thank you, I will bring it up at the meeting. Please blow the image of retard Iron man with the money bags in hand. Add them to my meeting folder."

"Yes Agent Hall, right away."

"Yeah, this is going to be fun again, Well do you have anything you would like brought up." Robert asked, everyone stayed quiet, "Well thank you for coming over, actually what did you want."

"Hall, there is a problem that does need to be address, you are not getting enough sleep. Is there a problem." Steve asked, "You fell asleep in the van again."

"Yes I did.' well besides, the missions, reports, meetings, going to D.C. and dealing with those morons. I just have a lot on my plate, and the press with Loki is a lot too." Robert, was annoyed at himself. Then a thought, "Maybe you can help me out."

To Be Continued