epic rap battles of snart
clownpiece vs the clwon from it
go
piece:
america bitch it's the place to be
it's where all the eagles take a pee
we got walls we got stalls we got lots of pitfalls
with red wite and blue we fight those commie thralls
it:
i'm gonna shank you with a machete
piece:
ha, dude, you forgot your mvoe
you're not a real clown you've got nothing to prove
if you were a fairy you'd go down real fast
i'm an EX boss bitch you should kiss my ass...t
it:
ahahhehehehheh! ahahAHAHAHaHQHhEHEH!
piece:
you're llaughs are weak, your crimes are shat
you make even danny devito look fat
your hair is wack, your ass is flat
i'm a fairy and i've got a better butt than that
there's fanart galore of me
you've got a single page
if i were a dolphin
you would be the sage
...the herb not the compliement
it:
murder clown! ahahHAHaHAaha! ahahAHHahaH!
[shanks clownpiece w/ machet]
clown:
you fool you should've read your books
in touhou fairies don't die, not even to hooks
if you shot me with a gun it'd probably improve my looks
it:
ahahahAhahhha kill murder. i am murder clown
piece:
shit, dude, what's that rhyme
it's not good, like taco time
it also makes me equally constipated
and it looks to me you need your ass liberated
[eagle noise america flag clownpiece transforms into uncel sam outfit]
it:
clowwndie with machete
who won? wo''s next? you decide
epic rap battle of snart