A/N
Yeah, I wouldn't lie. Zetsu was probably the most difficult character to write so far. :/
[Ino x Zetsu] – Kangnam, Cheetah & Jessi | My Type
When he had first taken her hostage, the other members of Akatsuki had all looked on at him weirdly.
She wasn't a normal shinobi, being the daughter of the Yamanaka Inoichi of Konoha. Some secretly wondered if there was a loose screw in his head, but that was a fact they were already made aware of. Zetsu, after all, was a little different.
For one, he had two minds.
"Why, of all people, do I have to be stuck with him?" Ino muttered incoherently but the guy heard her just fine.
"Ino chan, you're hurting me." White Zetsu had sighed sadly.
"If you're that unhappy about it, we can always kill you to put you out of your misery." Black Zetsu had taunted her.
His taunting had kept her quiet for the next few days. Ino, however, was not satisfied. After having heard from Hidan (that loudmouth) about how it wasn't Pein nor the Akatsuki idea but instead Zetsu, to keep her hostage, the girl had confronted the man about it.
"Why me?" She had asked him. "Why did you want me as a hostage?"
"Just because." Black Zetsu had attempted to dismiss her easily.
"Because you're our type!" White Zetsu chirped in.
"W-What?"
An uncomfortable silence followed, with the girl still as confused as ever. The man turned his back on her, frowning at the absurdity of it all.
"White Zetsu likes you." Black Zetsu tried to cover his tracks, but it proved futile.
"What?!" White Zetsu exclaimed. "We both like her!"
When the two had continue to argue with each other, Ino had plopped down in the corner of the room she was in.
This situation is ridiculous. What did I do to deserve this?