epic rap battle of snart
mokou vs. seto kaiba
go
mokou:
fuck dude you're skinny
i could put you in a binny
and roast you up and sell you as food
dude
if you're rubber i'm glue and i've got plenty of crew
all you've got is a card game- boo hoo
seto kaiba:
my rap game's got blue eyes, a dragon to its name
what've you got, a bird stand? that's lame
i'm the king of duel monsters, that's always the same
when people say 'kaiba' they think of my name
but that's not all, i've got a lot of dollars too
have fun with your 2 sen in your economically unstable slough
mokou:
you fool you can't please poeple with a silly card game
all I need to make smiles is some meat and a flame
also i've killed an immortal moon princess like twenty billion times
so there's that, what're you gonna do with your rhymes?
seto kaiba:
i tribute summon blue eyes white dragon with your rhymes and your fat ass
your rapping's so pathetic i thought i'd fucking pass
oh and that wasn't a compliment, it lowers your level by 2
so i synchro for azure eyes, who steamrolls you too
[wrry noise]
mokou:
ha, you fool, you're weeb shit lord supreme
our series has got some prestige to its memes
if you don't rember hapy day, kid, you're gonna get so maimed
i activate my spell card! rise, eternal flame!
seto:
uh your series is for nerds
seriously who plays shootemups this isn't the 90s
there's not even a bluee eyes white dragon
do i need to buy team shanghai alice or somehting
mokou:
nonono wait don't do that-
who won? who's next? you decide