Tony's POV

Tony was fucking pissed off, once again everything was his goddamn fault. No one else made any mistakes, Fury and Steve, with ice bitch Hill are chewing him out for what went wrong. He just sat there calm, no emotion, and thinking how he kill each one of them tonight. Well all of them except Bruce, who was still out of it and Loki, who honestly looked like he wished he could sow everyone's mouth shut.

'Fury, him and his dumbass leather pirate look. He has been going on for twenty minutes about how I am a disgrace, I always endanger people, I am a wildcard. Fuck you Fury' he thought.

I hate to say this, I wish Hall was here. He would at least point out that I wasn't the only one that made mistakes. He would at least tell everyone to shut up, Tony turned to take a peek at Bruce, 'poor brucie, he must be dying over there, at least Hall would have a hoagie or two for him. Once again, no Hall again for a battle, third one he has missed, Lucky bastard.'

Bruce POV

Why can't everyone just shut up, I am starving and thirsty, Yes Tony, screwed up, whoopie fuck do, like that is anything different. Everyone sucked on the mission, everyone, but no one else can accept it. I know Tony is furious, he is so quiet and calm, just like Mt. St. Helens, before it blew up. Wow, what a difference we are without Hall around. Poor guy, he has been in DC for two weeks with committees, meetings, and budgets. I wonder what his reaction will be when he gets back.

Hulk

Banner, Hulk hungry!, be quiet!, I miss Hall!

Banner

I know Hulk, so do I.

Loki POV

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, that is what you all sound like, will you all just fucking die. So there can be some silence, so Tony blew up the wrong target. Who gives a fuck, it was ugly looking building anyway. who ever picked out the paint for it, they should be shot. No wait a better torture, make them sit and listen to all of us yell, whine, bitch, and moan. Look at that giant oaf of my brother, he is standing up. I swear everytime he talks everyone's intelligence falls down.' "I think we all share some blame." he says, ' truly you are so wise, jackass.

Thor

"I think we all share some blame." really, that is the best I can come up with. Wow I thought it sounded smarter that than. Great my brother is looking at me, He's giving me that stupid look, wonderful, another afternoon of insults from him. Why does everyone beat up Man of Iron, but everyone made mistakes. Lady Widow, she almost died when Tony told to shock the target, how was he suppose to know that it would make it stronger. Barton missed some targets because he was falling asleep. Lord Rogers, told Tony where the target was at, but then it moved. It sometimes happens. I miss Hall, I am told he in the Capital with his government.

Clint

God will you two just shut up. Steve and Fury, I wasn't so awesome today, who the fuck am I kidding, I sucked ass. I missed 7 times, the last time I did that bad, is when I was like eight years old. We all sucked today, Widow almost got killed, it wasn't Stark or Jarvis's Fault, like anyone would have known what would happen when she used her Widow Bites on the fucker. "This is bullshit, we all were off," Oh great, that is what I get for opening my mouth, now they are on me.

Tony

Wow I am impressed someone other than Thor said something, well at least they are off me for a little, Loki looks he is ready to go on a tri state murder spree, Bruce looks like a coma patient. God What do you want from us Fury, we are human, well one of us is a jolly, wait he is probably not jolly, so a Hungry green giant, Loki is a giant walking icy pop, and Thor is an idiot and an alien.

Bruce/Hulk

Hulk- Tell him to shut up Bruce

Bruce- I wish I could I don't have the strength

Hulk- I do

Bruce- God, please don't it will make it only worse, then we will have to sit here longer

Hulk- Oh Okay

Natasha

I swear to motherfucking god, shut the fuck up. What the hell are you bitching about, Steve you weren't the one who almost died. what the fuck, something is not right here, Jarvis is never wrong when telling us about this stuff. I swear to Lenin, if you are involved in this Fury, I will end you. It will take the Hulk to stop me from killing you. So what, Tony blew up the wrong house, you were the one that told where to go. You didn't tell him that it moved. God you are lucky you are cute. I wish Hall was back, he is going to fucking off the wall mad. When he finds out everything. Barton you better get your ass fixed. Thank god, Thor was there to overload the machine circuits.

Steve

What the hell is wrong with everyone. Oh great Natasha is glaring at me. This team is falling apart. Barton you are falling asleep. Banner you would not calm down at all. Tony you blew up the wrong target again and you almost got Natasha killed. I mean what the heck, Hall goes away for two weeks and we fall apart. Good now Fury is yelling at them, what a team we are,. Loki and Thor actually did better than the rest of us. Strange why is Tony smiling.

Natasha, Clint, Loki, and Thor

His phone lite up, now he is smiling. WTF

Tony

Great now what, probably Pep bitching about me, missing a meeting again. Let me take a quick look. As Tony just glanced at his phone, his mood changed for the better.

From Jarvis

Hall coming, knows everything, is majorly pissed

Okay good. Let's see how you two like it.

Fury is in mid rant, when suddenly WHAM! everyone turned to look at where the sound came from. There in the doorway was Agent Hall, and he LOOKED pissed. He walks in the meeting room, his one eye is twitching.

Thor, Clint, Natasha, and Hill

Oh shit he is here, this is going to be bad.

Loki

Oh good now things will get interesting.

Banner/Hulk

Banner - Oh Hall is here

Hulk - Oh he looks mad

Banner - that would be an understatement

Hulk- Hall Smash?

Banner - possibly

Agent Hall

I have had it, I was in Washington DC for two fucking weeks, with fucking Congress. Trying to get funding for S.H.I.E.L.D., trying to do this and that. What do I get in return, Fucking monkey flying bulllshit. Everyone is beating up on Tony, Bruce looks a vegetable, Loki is annoyed, Thor is the usual, Natasha is glaring at Steve and Fury, and Clint just looks done.

"OKay What the fuck is going on! I got Jarvis blowing up my Phone in the middle of the Senate Arms Committee, I get home late every night and what do I see. BULLSHIT, everyone immediately goes back into their old habits. I may not be there, but I am watching your performance, and it sucks ass. So I am not going to sit here are yell at you like children, No!, here is what going to happen, we are going all shut up. We are going to leave here and go somewhere and eat some food, before Banner goes into a coma." Robert took a deep breath

"There will be no talk of missions, making fun of people, hurting feelings, and we are going to relax and chill the fuck out, but before that, Director Fury, Robert turned to walk towards him, "I have a question for you." Fury looked at Robert, with a moment of curiosity, and his face turned to shock.

Robert had already had his arm flying forward, he nailed Fury in the middle of the face. He made contact, the Director went stumbling backwards and then tripped over a chair. He fell sideways and landed on his side. Everyone in the room was frozen in shock, they couldn't believe their eyes. Robert lowered his arm, as he walked over to the Bleeding director, Fury could see the rage in his face."

"So motherfucking help me to God, If you ever withhold any information to any team that you send in to clean up. Especially the Avengers, I will personally find out where, you buried Phil Coulson, I will resurrect him, and then me and him are going to beat the living shit out of you, tie you down to the ground, cover you in honey, and then drop two thousand fire ants on you. Do I make myself motherfucking clear."

"Twice, because someone on the team could have died. you did not give out all the information right away, You could have gotten Widow and Steve killed, you knew that the creature got stronger off electricity, but you didn't tell her. Thor, thank you for saving her life, and with Steve, you knew that they could have Stark Weapons so that they could get it to look like Tony, murder Steve. Loki and Hulk, thank you for your quick thinking."

The team was in pure shock,"Yes you are probably thinking Jarvis hacked you again. Not this time, see I have friends in the N.S.A. and the C.I.A., they owed me some favors So they found the information." Fury finally started to get up on his feet, "You want us die, keep pulling that shit. You want to keep secrets that is fine. but the second you send people into fix, help, or what the fuck ever, you better give out all the information."

Fury just nodded, he was in pure shock, he could not believe that Hall did what he did. Yes Hall was right, because Fury should have told the team about that,"You are right, it will never happen again."

"Fucking better not!" and with that he helped Fury up. "I am still pissed at you, but you did help me out with lot of things, so I owe you that."