It was a nice relaxing day in the tower. Robert was watching old 80's TV shows, since Jarvis had found a station that ran old A-Team reruns, when he heard the elevator open up.
"No way! I love this show!" someone yelled from behind him. Robert felt the couch move, and when he looked over he saw Clint looking like a kid in a candy store.
"Really? I never would have guessed." Robert just shook his head and went back to watching the show. After two episodes, he had glanced over at Clint, who hadn't moved from his original spot. "Okay, who would be Face?"
"Really? That's so easy; Tony, obviously." Clint answered without hesitation or looking at him.
"Yeah, Tony. Alright." Robert agreed. "What about Hannibal?"
"Hmm, Steve?" Clint replied with a tad of thought.
"Yeah, I guess. And Murdock?"
"I don't know?" Clint said, finally looking at him.
"Really? Come on, you ." Robert informed him-that was so obvious.
"Me?" He asked dumbly.
"Yeah, you. Everyone else is either shooting lasers, machine guns, aliens, or magic, and you're sitting up high kicking ass with a bow and arrow." Robert rationalised, explaining his decision.
"Yeah, kicking ass! Here's the tough one. B.A.?"
"Hmm Thor.? Nah, too silly, and too much hair." He replied thoughtfully.
"Yeah, wait, yes." Clint chuckled which quickly turned into a full-out laugh.
"What the hell, Clint, what's so funny?"
Clint took a few moments to compose himself. "She'll kill me, but… Tasha."
Robert laughed as he imagined Natasha as B.A. "True, true."
"Did you two idiots just compare me to a five foot ten inches black man with a mohawk and gold chains?" Natasha asked, appearing behind them.
Robert and Clint turned around to see in horror that the redhead assassin was looking down on them.
"Well fuck, yes, we did, because nobody fucks with you, and you can kick everyone's ass," Robert explained, hoping she didn't go all assassin on their arses.
"Plus you really love me," Clint added, "a lot. Remember that, dear?"
"True, but you are both going to pay during sparring." Natasha warned.
"Awww fuck!" said the two in unison. Then the show ended and a new show came on: The Addams Family .
"Another classic, show, okay who is Gomez?" Robert asked
"Guy acts weird and has stupid grin, so I'm going with Stark? Okay, how about Morticia?" Clint offered
"Pepper with dark hair." Natasha smiled to herself as she replied. "And before you two say it, I could see myself as Wednesday."
Robert and Clint nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, I could see that, what about Lurch?" Natasha asked the others, turning to look at them..
Robert and Clint looked at each other just as Steve enter the room. They turned around to look at him, and both started laughing; due to the extensity of their laughter, they fell off the couch.
Steve looked at Natasha with his usual confused expression. She simply looked at the TV screen just as Lurch was saying, "You rang?" She turned to look at Steve and let out a laugh. Steve just shook his head and left the room, with a look of confusion.
The three of them regained their composure. "That was funny. Okay, what about Knight Rider?" Robert asked
"Well that's not very hard. Michael Knight is Stark. Kitt?" Clint stated.
"Duh. Jarvis." Robert answered quickly and arrogance.
"I am insulted that you would compare me to that poor excuse of an A. I."
The three of them just started to laugh again, whereas, Jarvis let out a sound of him sighing.
Robert slowed in his laughing. "Wait, wait. MacGyver?"
Clint smiled. "Ah hell, that's easy. It'd be Banner! Wait, who'd be Herman Munster and his wife" Clint inquired.
"Steve wins again. Darcy, I could see being Lily." Robert chuckled. "Hey, did you ever see the Mork and Mindy?"
"No, I don't think I did. Did that one have Robin Williams in it?" Clint answered with a raised eyebrow.
"Yep. Mindy could be Betty Ross, though who'd be Mork? Oh my god!" Natasha replied.
Clint asked. "Who?"
"Loki!" Natasha suggested with laugh. Clint and Robert busted out laughing at that thought.
"Totally. Dukes of Hazzard? Bo is Thor, Luke is Bruce." Clint was crying from laughing so hard, none of them were really able to control themselves right now.
"Could you imagine Thor yelling that Yee Haw in the General Lee?!" Robert yelled out.
Tony and Bruce entered and looked at the three of them.
"What the hell are you all laughing about?" Tony asked.
Clint looked at the two. "Yes, Bruce is Macgyver and Luke Duke. Tony could be either Face, Magnum, or Michael Knight."
Tony and Bruce just looked at each. "You guys are insane. Wait, did you do Saved by the Bell, because I could totally be Zack."
"Alright- Loki is Screech." All of them started to laugh, as they heard Robert's answer.
"Wait, Bruce is the dude from Quantum Leap." Clint inputted.
"Yeah, Natasha is Xena." Nastasha just smiled and nodded in agreement.
What none of them knew, was that throughout the entire conversation, Pepper, Jane, Darcy, Betty and Maria were listening.
"Yeah, Earth's Mightiest Heroes, defenders of all humanity."
"We are totally doomed," Darcy commented, you could hear her sulk by the tone in her voice.
