"An Special Thank to abbydobbie for be the my first favorite in my account. For this, I'm already done rewritten this Act for make it better. Once again, thank you abbydobble and make sure you read my other stories. Stay tuned for Act 5 coming this summer." - Universe 1029.
In Memory of Leonard Nimoy and Orson Welles
May contain some swearing and deaths.
IMP Movie Act 1 (Battle of Autobot City)
In the year 2005.
Wait it isn't? Crap! Well there goes our budget on this movie.
The Heroic Autobot had success won the Lylat War, thus crippling the Planet Venom to it weakest point. So the Autobot are preparing the launch a Full-Scale Invasion on Venom, but not out of the opening like an complete idiots, our heroes using 4 moon base from Pink Diamond to prepare the Attack.
Somewhere on the earth orbit, a spy flew out of an purple moon called Moon base 5 and head to the Earth Moon base.
Moon Base 1, 2, 3, 4. Earth orbit.
The spy looked around the moon and see the Autobots building an army and then landed on the window and put out a camera and start recorded as he see Trey who sitting on the chair and Protoboy try to watch some TV.
"Hey Proto! How the TV today?" Said Trey. He noticed Protoboy isn't listened to him and got angry.
"You f***ing asshole! I'm talking to you!" He shout at Protoboy and then he begin to talk.
"Everyday is Reality show, Talk show and an F***ing Weather news." He turned his chair to face Trey.
"When are we going get a better TV!? I feel like antsy as a cat on the room full of nuclear-powered rocking chair!"
Then an long silence for an moment and then Trey break the silence.
"What?"
"I say I beginning to run out of folksy southern colloquialisms!" Said Protoboy which that not what he say earlier and make Trey confused even more.
"I don't know you're supposed to be smart or just dumb."
"What do you mean by-?" But he got interrupted when Amy walked in.
"Protoboy, if you want a better TV. You're going to get a better TV after you and your teams make an special run to Autobot city on Venus." Said Amy.
"But why?" He's question about this.
"Look Proto, we don't had enough power to launch an full-scale assault. So ready the shuttle for launched."
"Oh man..." He sounded disappointment but Trey came up a idea.
"I even let you to drive."
"Oh boy! I going to get my car and I be on my way! See you later, you son of a bitch."
He got off the chair and ran to the door and grab his car and drive away as Amy ran to the door and shout at him.
"No! He meant the shuttle! Take the damn shuttle! You're not going to drive-! Aw dammit, he's gone. Well that answer the stupid question."
She walk back inside and press the intercom button and Brainy answers.
"Brainy, where is he?"
"He just drive around in circle again." Said Brainy as he see the monitor screen. Then Trey spoke up.
"Just load him once he ran out of gas." Now Tanner talk about this problem.
"What do we tell him, how he got in the shuttle?"
Then Amy came through the door and answer the problem.
"Magic, Tanner."
Then she turns to Brainy which he stand by the computer.
"Brainy! Contact Moon base 3 and 4."
"OK!"
Brainy contact Moon base 3 which controlled by Scourge the Hedgehog.
"Hello, this is Scourge, how I can help you?"
"Just check your position." Then he noticed that his partner is missing.
"Hey where is your partner?"
"High-max? He just leave to Venus, using the wrap pad."
"OK. I going to call moon base 4."
And then he contact Moon base 4 which also controlled by Rotor and Yellow Pearl.
"Hi Brainy. What the emergency?"
"Checking on you. Everything wrong here?"
"Nothing wrong here, Brainy."
"Hey Rotor, can you call Moon base 1 for me? I got important stuff to do."
"Okay Brainy."
Rotor contact Moon base 1 that controlled by Zody and Buster. One of them answered.
"Buster, how your ends?" Brainy replied but Buster is all pissed off.
"Man! I ain't check shit!" He swear at Brainy but Zody give out the answer.
"It all clear."
"Buster, what about Moon base 2?"
"Damn I need some nap, I get tired of this shit!"
During Buster's swearing talk. Knuckles who on Moon Base 2 heard him and answer the call.
"What the hell you're problem?"
"Just checking you Motherf***ers Knuckles. Got some problems with me? I can kick your ass anytime." All that talk just made Knuckles mad.
"What the f*** did I do?"
Then Tails who also on Moon base 2 called Protoboy who he on the Shuttle.
"Hey Proto. How did you got on the shuttle? I saw you drive around in circle." Tails question him and Protoboy give his answer.
"Magic." An long but short silence because Tails confused what the hell he saying and turn to Robotman.
"Okay then? Please my daughter that I miss her. But tell her not to worry, I'll be home as soon we stopped the Camerabots War for good."
"Will do, Tails."
Shortly the Shuttle finish the preparation. Amy press the intercom and tell them if they are ready.
"Rob, is your crews ready?"
"No."
Amy put her hand on her face and sighs.
"I'm kidding. We're Ready."
The Shuttle is standing by and ready to launch.
"Brainy, start the court-down."
"And I don't want hear your stupid radio jokes."
Brainy look at Amy angry
"F*** you."
The Shuttle engines fire up and Brainy count it down.
"Five... four... three... two... one..."
Commercial Break!
The Shuttle try to move but nothing happening.
"Why aren't shuttle not moving?"
"Don't worry, I got this." He turns the key but it in the wrong way.
"No, you don't got this, we're not even moving."
"I say I got this!"
"Let me try." Robotgirl push Protoboy away and she turns the key in the right way. Suddenly the engines burst out flames.
"I hate you."
Then the shuttle moves up and fly away.
"Now all we need is a lot of energon and a lot of luck."
Suddenly the Wrap Pad power up and appeared Pink Pearl.
"Hi everybody. Just check how thing on my diamond's moons." Everyone turn to her.
"Thing are going great!"
"I noticed one of your teammate left his posts. Why he left and leave his partner alone?"
"Probably High-max had go to check on Autobot city." Then Brainy got off the chair.
"Speaking of Autobot city, I'm heading off to Venus."
He walked to the wrap pad and he warped away.
"May I come along with him?"
"No Pearl. We need you to stay here and get Pink Diamond to come here. I want all of your Moon base stay an secret fro-"
Moon Base 5. Earth orbit.
Meanwhile, the spy left the Moon base 1 and see the another spy came from their mission and head back to Moon base 5 where the Shadow Clone-troopers waited for more villain who come here via wrap pad. Cal noticed the spy and informed the SCL*."
"Look like your spy came back from the Autobot's moon base."
"Good." The spy give SCL the outdated recording tape.
"At least I have a good spy who never failed me. (whisper and talk fast) Douche-bag say what. " (*It short for Shadow Clone-trooper Leader.)
Bob heard something and replies "What?"
"You." SCL point at Soundblaster.
"Play this outdated piece of espionage technology."
SCL throw the old tape to Soundblaster.
"OK."
Soundblaster transformed into his alt mode and before he play the tapes, he had to tell them an quick note.
"Note: The tape you used is pretty old and crap, so you kinda get a video and audio feed."
The Tape plays.
"I want you to make a special run to Autobot city at Venus."
"But why?" Suddenly Trey break out of his character.
"Look Protoboy. To order to get the angle view for the spy, it will be front of your f***ing face. you're too stupid to see it."
Then the static appeared and other villain question why the video is static.
"The rest of video is kinda shit, but the audio is pretty bad. All it say something about cats and rocking chairs. I'll fast forward it to the end."
He fast forward to the end and the video came back.
"Now all we need is-" Now Amy break out of the her character.
"I ain't say that shit again! Now for my sponge-bath."
The video ended there because Soundblaster don't want to see the sponge-bath.
"Nice try both of you! Stick to your script." Then Cal give everyone the answer to what they up against.
"It appeared the Autobots is try to launch an full-scale assault on Venom and headed to Venus to re-supply themselves." And Bob further the answer.
"And the shuttle left from the moon base, means they already headed to Venus right now."
"So aren't we ignoring the cats and rocking chair thing or the sponge-bath thing?" Said Susan who the only one witness and hear about the sponge-bath but everyone ignore it. Then Will walk out from the wrap pad.
"Huh guy. There is three ships, Star Destroyer and the armada waiting for you." This news bring joy to SCL's ears behind the helmet.
"Good. Then let move out already." He and the other left to meet their partner except Susan who she realize that everyone are ignoring the sponge-bath thing.
"So we are ignoring what tape say."
Shuttle. Far from Earth.
Meanwhile on the shuttle, four robots continue their routes and doing their job until one of the crew member: Robotman noticed there are three ships coming from the behind.
"What the hell?" The crew member take notice on this.
"What wrong?"
"What are we going to do about this?" Then Robotgirl grab the radio.
"I don't know. I calling the broadcast station."
She turn on the radio and calling the station.
"Hello? This is the shuttle crew, come in."
Then a voice came through and begin to respond their SOS.
"Hello this is Henry, can I help you?"
"Look like we're been followed."
"By who?" Protoboy grab the radio and answered that.
"By three rental ships."
"Do you think you can handle it?"
"Yes, I think we can handle it." Robotboy responded.
"Ok. But just to make sure, I'm gonna to start an early warning signal for Autobot city. Probably see you later."
Henry ended the call and they look at each others.
"Rob, aren't you sure we can handle it?"
"He's probably right, it just three rental ships, maybe full of thieves or stuff. We can handle it."
"Proto, there nothing we can worry abou-"
Suddenly an explosion came from the wall to revealing SCl, some First Counter trooper, "Leader", General Tai, Yellow Diamond, some clone-troopers, Yellow pearl, four villain, two Lime Peridot and Bob burst and tear through the blast hole.
"Yellow Diamond?"
He jumped out of his chair and pulled out of his weapon.
"Aw shit! Decepticon!"
"Rot! Auto-bitches!" Shouted SCL and then he throw a gun to Yellow Pearl and process blasted Robotboy and he fallen down.
"OK, who next?"
She pointed the gun back and forth. As she doing that, Robotgirl stand up and grab an rifle.
"How about you?"
Robotgirl shot Lime Peridot in the head. Then Galaxy stand up and start to shooting randomly.
"Scavenger's gone crazy with the blood lust! Scavenger's gonna make a name for himself!"
Eventually he shots Robotgirl chest, causing her back to exploded.
"Damn. I been shot by Mixmaster!"
"I'm Scaven- Woah!"
He avoided Robotman shots who shooting at him
"F*** you Mixmaster!"
Robotgirl fell and her mouth puff some smoke and died.
"Get your iron ass up and help me!"
Both Robotman and Protoboy shooting at the Decepticon. They hit another Lime Peridot, but the others fired back. Robotman get shots first and then Protoboy. At the end, both robot fallen and perished. SCL walk forward and impressed about First phase.
"Damn! First phase is going swell."
"Well done for the attack on the shuttle. But you going call me an idiot so why bother."
"You're an idiot Bob."
He walked away and Bob look at him.
"Un-huh"
Another villain grab the controls and begin to move the shuttle. Yellow Diamond been wondering about this since she and Blue got to the Moon base 5, so she begin to tell him about this grand plan of his.
"So why we need this shuttle? We could simply attack Venus with no sweat."
"Look, my plan is this: My clone brothers needs some money for our homes. The bank threaten to take our home away, so we think of a plan and the plan is just simple. The Mobians is endangered species since the Gryps Conflict had ended when the Titans been annihilated. They feel no longer welcome on earth because the Titans made from them and the human feared the Mobians will restart the conflict so the human banished them to the planet Venus. And again, since they are endangered species, mean their price goes up. We can sell them for $100,000 each if they are alive or dead and we can take down Autobot city along...
"And why we need to destroy Autobot city?" Said the Leader who she doesn't give an crap about him.
...Look, the Autobot city is a massive energy mass-production city. They can make energy for a lifetime. If we destroyed the city, their life worth collected energy will be gone and we can catch all them and sell them for cash for our and you, Leader can have the city. If you can rebuilt the city, you can mass-production it and you can outlast it for a life cycle...
"And what about we got hurt or killed?" Said Neo Bob who he wonder about the safely of this plan.
...Well before we leave, I put up every villains except the Homeworld Gems an health insurance for each of you. If you got any injury, you're all get $50,000 out of your injury...
"Sweets." Cal find this health insurance awesome.
...Now I explain everything, the first phase is we stolen the shuttle and slip through the Venus early warning signal and we landed to the city. Next phase is we took the city but they will fight back, so we had enough fire power to win this mission. Once we destroy Autobot city and catch'em all and sold them, the Autobot will be destroyed forever!"
Then suddenly, Protoboy grab SCL leg and give him two choice.
"Die by Tanner or Die by me!"
However SCL give Protoboy an third choice. "How about "Die on the floor." Then Protoboy realize about that and he knew he's pretty much screwed.
"Aw crap! Maybe I should go to the right leg." Then Yellow Diamond appeared and said this to him:
"Such heroic nonsense."
Yellow Diamond grabs SCL gun and shot Protoboy face, thus killing him. SCL turns to the pilots.
"Now, to Venus! And try not to crash into the damn volcano this time."
The Decepticon armada and the shuttle goes to Venus full speed.
Planet Venus. Autobot city.
On the Planet Venus. Few of heroes running around, getting the citizen to the bunker and the G.U.N drone ready their weapon. Only two heroes wonder what the hell is going on: Francis and Sky.
"What the hell is going on?"
"It appeared the army getting everyone to the bunkers. I wonder why they do it?"
"I don't know Sky. But I need to find out."
They look around and found two Autobots, leading the citizen to the underground. They ran to them.
"High-max! Maylee! What happening?"
"Henry put on the early warning signal and we try to get all citizen to the bunker all because of the three rental ship followed the shuttle."
"Should we worried about the three rental ship?"
"We shouldn't. But to make sure, we prepared our army. Francis! Talk to Henry. He might had something."
"OK! I'm going talk Henry about what is our battle plans." He begin to fly but Maylee stop him because she had an special mission for him.
"Francis, while we get everyone to the bunker, get Maria to find Brany."
"Sure thing!"
And now he jump up and fly away to found Henry.
"Please don't get hurt and came back safe... (whisper) My Love..."
Maylee shout for him about one last thing. "Oh Francis! If she find Brany, make sure she is okay."
After he hear about what Maylee say. Francis found where Henry is and landed next to him.
"Hey Henry!"
Henry turn around and see Francis is next by him.
"Yeah?"
"What is the plan?"
"We are going to broadcast an message to Earth Moon base and hoped they came."
"What if they don't get here in time?" He said as Jenn-Da came out from the door.
"We are using the Autobot city Battle Mode to give us some extra protection."
"Don't you think Battle Mode will by us some time?" Jenn-Da put her finger and think about that.
"Maybe if the Battle Mode lasted, but they will come soon."
"What about the Autobots who are outsides, doing something while we got attacked?" Said Francis who worry about them.
"I don't know, but we need to get ready for something." Then Jenn-da look at Francis.
"In the meantime Francis. I know you will send Maria to spend the word to the Autobot who are outside so I already did that for you."
Francis surprise about that "Thank you for that!"
"Don't thank me just yet, we about to get an battle at our front door."
Random river*. Miles away from Autobot city. (*I know Venus had volcanic activity, but the Mobians terraformed Venus to their new home. That and I have no name for the river.)
On the outskirt of Venus, five people are fishing some random fish for fun and those five people are Steven, Connie, Flash, Sabrina and Chris.
"Good fishing day, eh guy?" Chris and Steven find fishing is fun.
"Yeah! Right Flash?" Said Steven. Then he see Flash who look sad.
"(sighs) I guess so..." Flash sound a bit down which make Chris pissed
"What crawl up your ass?"
Then Flash's Girlfriend: Sabrina put her arm around Flash.
"Baby, what wrong?"
"I just miss my father."
"I have no care about your father Sonic, he's an asshole." Connie respond to what Chris say.
"Don't listen to him. Yea I also think your dad is an butt hole as some time, I'm sure once he done his duty, you two can hang ou-."
Suddenly the fish pole tugged.
"Hey! I got something."
He pulled the fish pole and caught an whopper.
"Wow! It an whopper!"
"Try ask your mom about the whopper." That joke make Flash confused and a bit angry.
"Say what?"
Then beeps noise sound up. Sabrina grab the bag and an beacon and it tell that the shuttle is coming.
"Look! The shuttle is coming!" Everyone got up and pack their stuff.
"I tell them you molestation me and my girlfriend." He grab his girlfriend and took off by an base-jabber. Chris react to that and got pissed off.
"What the hell?!"
He stand up and chase after them. Steven and Connie look at each other.
"Come on Connie! Let go!"
"OK!"
Connie throw the whopper back to the water and they processed chase after Chris, Flash and Sabrina. Steven grab an random hover-broad and grab Connie and fly after them. Shortly both couples hit an rock and fell. Christ save them.
"If you want to fly. Fly in style."
Christ summon his base-jabber and the three ride on it. Connie take to notice to see the landscape.
"Look! It Autobot city!"
Then Steven look at Autobot city and he turn to Chris
"I want to see the shuttle landing at the city!"
"Nah. Let's look the shuttle landed on Look out mountain. And they are heading off to Look out mountain.
Detour blockage. Below from Look out mountain.
During they heading to there. The crew led by John near by the Look out mountain who working on detour for an possible landslide.
"A bit to right. No, my right!"
Suddenly John noticed the group is headed to them and cause John to move out of move. Thus destroyed his blockage. Steven turn around and analogize to him.
"Sorry!"
"Next time, try to shout!"
Top of Look out mountain.
On the top of Look out mountain, Brany and *Mobius Connie sat on the edge of the mountain side. Brany wonder why they are up the mountain. (*There are different variant for Connie: Mobius Version.)
"Why are we on top of the mountain again?" Said Brany but she see Mobius Connie stair at the land angry.
"Just look at the view... Those damn human built this, after they banished us here. well f*** them. F*** all of them..."
Brany knew about this and she always disappointment at Mobius Connie. "Why you always talk shit about humans?"
"Because my father lost faith with human, so I do the same. I don't give an flying f*** to them."
"Except that Human Steven you deeply in love. ;)"
Then Mobius Connie blushed and anger at Brany.
"N-n-no! No I don't!"
Brany rolled her eyes "Oh come on! You love him. ;)"
Then Both heard something turned and saw our heroes reaches to top and head to the telescope. while Brany and Mobius Connie look at them.
"Look at them human. They sicken me to see them on the planet they banish us. God I f***ing hate them."
"Even the one you loved? ;)"
And once again, Mobius Connie blushed.
"Shut the f*** up!"
Thank to that swear Everyone look at both of them and Steven and Connie walk to them to greets them .
"Hi Brany! Hi Animal Connie!"
"Hi! What both of you doing up here." He questions. Then Brany answered.
"We just sit around here while she talk about how much she love him. ;)"
"(Laughing) That joke never get old."
Anger about that joke, she swear at them."F*** you Brany and Christ." Chris walk to her and tell her about something.
"Look Connie. I know you and Steven known each other and your confused and in denial feeling for him is pretty funny."
She angry about that commit. "But we need to see the shuttle land at Autobot city and it really cool to see it without-."
While they were talking, it was Connie's turn to look through the telescope and saw something wrong and call for them.
"Guys!" They all stop what they doing and look at her.
"What is it Connie?"
"There something wrong with the shuttle."
They all gather around the telescope and Steven look through the telescope and see the shuttle. Steven point out there is something wrong with the shuttle.
"There is a hole in the shuttle."
"What?"
Flash put on his scope which also an sunglasses and find there is an hole in the shuttle and Bob is standing front of the hole.
"Oh shit! Decepticon!"
"Shoot at it!"
Christ, Flash and Sabrina started to fire at the shuttle while Steven and Connie take the others to safety.
On the shuttle.
an moment ago. Yellow diamond look and noticed Bob who standing there, next to the giant hole like an idiot.
"Why are you standing there?"
"To cover this giant hole with my body."
She cannot find an answer to that so replies an honest answer: "I don't see you stupid bullshit."
"I'm pretty sure they ain't see me."
Then Bob is being shot down by the heroes on Look out mountian.
"(sighs) F***ing idiot."
Back on the ground.
Our heroes fire at the shuttle and the Decepticon fire back while John's crew look up the sky and see this shit.
"What the hell they doing?" Question John who confused about this.
"I don't know John. But we should be ready for everything." Auto moves and get the crew to leave to Autobot City while John begin to ran up to the Mountain top.
Shortly the shuttle explosion but not only let all of the Decepticons freed. The Yellow and Blues Homeworld gems armada, Star Destroyer "Finalizer" and its drop-ships and three rental ship came from the cloud, released all of the army of Decepticon. SCL shout the command and Second Phase begin.
"ATTACK!"
"Move out of your way!" Shout Blue Diamond and she fire at Look out mountain and started to break apart. Heroes notice the mountain is breaking up.
"Aw crap, the mountain breaking apart!"
In no time, Christ grab Steven and Connie while Flash and Sabrina run to Brany and Mobius Connie andthey all ran to the cliff as Blue Diamond about to fire an second shot.
"Everyone jump!"
They all jump off the mountain. Just in time because the mountain exploded and fall apart. They landed safe on ground, lucky they landed next to Christ girlfriend: Maria.
"Maria!"
"Christ!" They hug each other but Flash rushed in between them.
"Maria! What the hell is going on?" Then Maria explain all of this.
"Henry put up the early warning signal and the Decepticons are here! I'm here to get all heroes who trapped outside the city. We need go and prepared ourselves."
"We got to go to Autobot city before something goes-."
Out of the blue, Steven point up the sky and shouted: "Look out!"
Suddenly an H.I.S.S tank who been piloted both Dr. Eggman and Baron drop at front of them with some Shadow Clone-Trooper while Bill fly above and begin to turn around and goes straight at them.
"Prepared to die, Auto-F***s!"
He point the turrets at them. Steven summon his shield to protect them.
"You guys can take this tank down right?"
Unfortunately he had no answer and the only word he can say now is: "Shit."
On the background of the rocky mountain. John fights some troopers and kick Eggman off the turrets, point it up to the sky and blasting Bill in the process.
"What the Fu-!?"
Bill got blasted, fell and crash into H.I.S.S tank which hit to where Baron is and the H.I.S.S tank fell along with Bill.
"Son of a-! Mother-!" (Crash noises) He swears while crashing down until he hit the ground. Then John landed next to our heroes.
"Not bad for old timer." John angry about that commit and look at Chris.
"Old time?" At least you still have something I don't, an pair of sunglasses."
Confused about what and why John talk about sunglasses and Brany was first one to answer. "Why you need sunglasses for?" However he had no time for that now.
"No time for that! We need to head back to Autobot city!"
Steven turn around and shout. "Look out again!"
They all ducked down as Bob appeared out of nowhere and fired his weapon but but missed them. With no time to waste, they had to return to Autobot city or they will died.
"Come on! Let's burn rubber!"
"That remind me the time I try to burn rubber, but it goes real bad..." They all moved except Flash who look at the fleet and city. He realized one thing today:
"This is going to be a long Acts and days..."
And he tries to catch up with them and so, our heroes begin to return to Autobot city before it too late.
END OF ACT 1.