May contain swearing and free toaster.
I.M.P Movie Act 3 (Hunt for the Matrix.)
Unicron. Milky Way.
During the death of Amy Rose and Mecha Sonic, Unicron watch from the far and see the Matrix of Leaderships passed down to Sonic. Then Unicron scream out because once the Matrix passed to the new leader. It will useble and it must be destroyed. That or his stomach act it up again. He need to eat the Matrix and hoped it will calm it down.
10 Miles away to Moon base 5.
The Decepticons almost back to the base. But one problem...
Maximus: "Everyone. We need to lose some weights."
Brutius: "Or we never head back to the Moon base 5."
Joe stand up and tell this:
SCL: "OK everyone listen up, I find out I put the health insurance for the least damaged one and remember no gems. So the most damaged won't work on it."
Dr Wily: "So it's the survival of the fittest."
Joe: "Here a votes: Who is the least?...
least damaged: "Aye."
Joe: ...and the most?...
Most damaged: "Nay."
Joe: ...then who here get laid?...
Scored: "Aye."
Joe: ...and who don't?...
Singles: "Nay."
Joe: ...last one, who like rock music?...
Rock music: "Aye."
Joe: ...and who like pop music?"
Pop music: "Nay."
SCL: "And the "Aye" had it!"
They walk to the injured one and push them off the ships.
SCL: "Alright, there's no need to throw more people out to spac-."
He noticed "Leader" walk to the door.
SCL: "What the hell are you doing?"
Leader: "I need a little walk."
SCL: "But we're in space."
Leader: "I know."
Then she jump out.
SCL: "Can't understand her. Anyway..."
During his talking. Joe walking to the door, while carrying his leader.
Joe: "How pain me to do this."
Scarlet: "Wait-t. I s-sti-ll func-t-ion."
Joe: "Want a bet?"
He throw her overboard. Then she throw a random rope to the door but caught Yellow Diamond foot and drag her to space.
Yellow Diamond: "WHAT THE HELLLLL!?"
Scarlet: "YOU BASTARRRRD!"
Joe closed the door.
SCL: "What the hell, man?! We can fix her up!"
Joe: "Whatever. Anyway, we should forget about this mission and-."
SCL: "Since when you given out command?"
Joe: "When I took your leadership."
SCL: "Like hell you do! I am the leader!"
Then the combiner crew stand up.
*SCT: "Wait! We had the combination cogs and formed any combiner! So we are the leader."(*It means "Shadow Clone-Trooper.")
Soundblaster: "How can you be the leader if their 5 or 6 of you guys? You all the same."
SCT: "Say to the guy who had four robot who look the same."
Bob and Neo Bob walk beside him.
Bob: "Hey! That insulting!"
Neo Bob: "And just for that, let's fight for who get the leadership of the Decepticons."
SCT: "Combiner! Form up!"
They all transformed and combine into Devastator.
Bob & Neo Bob: "F*** that!"
They use the jackhammers to knock down Devastator. Then Everyone fighting for the leadership title.
Soundblaster: "White armor bitches!"
Will kick him in the back.
Will: "Take that!"
Then he got kicked by few villains. The three rental ship rocked back and forth. Then the pilots noitced this.
Maximus: "The f*** you guy doing back there?"
Brutius: "Get under control! Complete control."
Homeworld Armada. Following the other.
The bunch of flagship is follow the other ship and listening what the others are saying. The Diamonds talk about the next step.
Red Diamond: "Man! Those f***ers are really want that job."
Black Diamond: "Where is Yellow Diamond?"
Orange Diamond: "It's appear she floating in space right now. We could pick her-."
Black Diamond: "No need to do that. Pearl, how far are we to earth?"
Black Pearl: "At least 2 or 1 miles left my diamond."
Black Diamond: "Good. Green, you know the plan?"
Green Diamond: "Yes. Once we landed on Moon base 5, me and White will attacked the all of the moon bases so earth is defenseless."
Purple Diamond: "After that attack, we destroyed earth with no one protected it since they all on Venus."
Black Diamond: "Let's hope Pink and Rose on that planet."
Brown Diamond: "Then what we doing to do with the Decepticons?"
Black Diamond: "We kill them of course. Now let's move forward!"
Purple Diamond: "I wonder how Yellow doing?"
The armada fly faster to the Moon base 5.
Unicron. Outside the earth orbit.
Many failed gems, fallen villain, Yellow Diamond and Scarlet floating in space. Which came across Unicron who is calling them.
Unicron: "Yellow Diamond... Scarlet..."
He waited them and then he shout.
Unicron: "HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU ASSHOLE!"
They been blow away and they grab and drag on one of his horns, then Yellow Diamond float to the mouth hole.
Yellow Diamond: "Who the f*** say that?"
As Unicron begin to talk, she got blow away.
Unicron: "I am Unicron."
She grab the horn again. Scarlet flow to there.
Scarlet: "Where are you?"
Unicron: "I am the planet you see right now."
Yellow Diamond: "What do you want with us?"
They got closer to his mouth.
Unicron: "I'm going to level with you, I eaten a planet that doesn't settle well so I need the Matrix. You know what is it...
Scarlet: "What the Matrix had to do to you? It's the only thing that kill you."
Unicron: ...It's also can cured my stomach problem and destroyed it inside, so I need your helps...
Yellow Diamond: "Why you need our help anyway, I always did what you can't do."
Unicron: ...Explain to me...
Yellow Diamond: The point is that Matrix bearer: Amy Rose is dead and the Matrix died with her."
Unicron: ...No Yellow, the point is that you are a fool. It's pass on an new Matrix bearer: Sonic. I need you to kill him and take the Matrix...
Scarlet: "What our rewards for us?"
Unicron: ...Since you two beginning to pissed me off, but fairly well, I tell you: I'll give you two an new armor and new names...
Yellow Diamond: "And?"
Unicron: ...Also new ship and troop to command and I pay all of you higher than what the Shadow Clone-Troopers had...
Scarlet: "And?"
Unicron: ...And an free toasters and free Immortals for all you...
Both: "And?"
Unicron: ...And nothing! After all, you belonged to me now...
Both: "I belonged to nobody!"
Unicron: ...Perhaps I misjudge two of you. Hey, how strong the diamond is?"
Yellow Diamond: "The diamond is the strongest so that no one can't shattered it. Why?"
He opened the outer shell of his mouth.
Unicron: "Then process on your way to oblivion."
Then red light spend all over at them. Yellow Diamond's gem is glowing magma red and Scarlet *soul also glowing magma red. (*Get it the Undertale references?)
Yellow Diamond: "AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH! NO! NO!"
Scarlet: OK! WE OBEYED! WE OBEYED! AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!"
Then the red light turning into green light and both are also turning green as well.
Scarlet: "Are we turned into the f***ing hulk?"
Unicron: "Incredible."
During all that shit. Yellow Diamond and Scarlet reforming and turn their armor with new cybertronian techs.
Unicron: "Behold, I give you..."
Yellow Diamond received an orange cannon, purple armor and new helmets.
Unicron: "*Galvatron" (*Both of them got their new names and it's going to be like that til Act 7.)
Scarlet received new fusion cannon, black armor and an spear.
Unicron: "And Megatronus."
Then he pull all the wounded to him and reforming all of them.
Unicron: "And these shall be your minons."
14 Peridot, 20 Ruby, Krackus, Smytus, Vexus, Dr. Sconpio, Megabyles and Flowey the Flower turn into Scourge and the Sweeps.
Unicron: "Scourge, the trackers and his henchmen: The Sweeps."
17 Quartz, 52 Citrine, "Leader", E-vay Eggman, Orbot, Cubebot, Black Cuervio, and Meta turn into Cyclonus and his armada.
Unicron: "Cyclonus, the warrior and his armada."
Quartz soldier: "I won't call that name again."
Cubebot: "Me too!"
They exploded cause Unicron anger them for insulting the name and He open his outer crust.
Unicron: "And this is your new ship but you don't get the free toaster."
Then an purple ship came out of it and fly to them.
Unicron: "Now go and kill him and grab me back the Matrix."
Galvatron: "I find him and ripped him apart..."
Megatronus: "...Until the Matrix is brought to you."
They fire their cannons and flew over there.
Both: "To Moon base 5!"
The *purple ship (*Let called it the "Noble Star.") head back to the earth sphere as Unicron followed.
Unicron: "Remember, bring it's back to me so I can destroy the Matrix."
Moon Base 5. Earth Orbit.
The Homeworld armada landed on the platform and the army walk to see this so called "coronation" which Joe is become the new leader as the Combiners play their thombones.
Black Diamond: "What the fresh hell is this?"
Blue Diamond and SCL walk to her.
Blue Diamond: "Long story short, he is the leader."
SCL: "If I hadn't lose, I will still be the leader."
Blue Diamond: "Welp. No body can be the winner except him."
Then Joe shouting about the trombones.
Joe: "Get on the coronation already!"
The Combiners confused and replay their theme.
Bob: "Oh for f*** sake."
Bob grab his "nullray" and fire at the trombones then he throw to Soundblaster and he point at them.
Maximus: "You guys lucky that we didn't join the fight..."
Brutius: "...Or we wroop all of your asses."
Once Joe crowned. His given out his "first" command.
Joe: "As the new leader of the Decepticons, my first command is-."
The Noble Star appear and one fighter flew to his position.
Joe: "Who the hell interrupt my coronation?!"
Cyclonus transformed and releashed both Galvatron and Megatronus.
Galvatron: "Coronation, Joe? This is bad comedy."
Joe: "Yellow? Scarlet? Is that you?"
Megatronus: "Here the hint!"
Galvatron point her fusion cannon to Joe.
Joe: "My god, what you do? Shoot me with that carrot gun? That stupid!"
Then she fire the cannon and Joe laughing as he burning alive.
Joe: "That all you got with your carrot gun? (Laughing) It burn as hell but you two looks stupid!"
Everyone watched this and confused why he dying yet.
Susan: "Why he is not die right now?"
Cal: "Maybe he hadn't feel no pain during that."
Susan: "Or maybe he burning so much, he already died."
Cal: "That explain this."
Then his body turned to grey and fall apart also die at the same time.
Joe: "I regret not-."
He disintegrate and his crown fall toward their foot and stomp on it.
Galvatron: "Will anyone fill his shoes?"
Red Diamond: "What the hell happened to both of you?"
Megatronus: ""I explaining to you."
Megatronus walk up to where Joe died.
Megatronus: "We been repaired by Unicron and he gives all of us an new jobs...
Cal: "And that is?"
Megatronus: ...To find and gives the Matrix and in return to him so his stomach problem is be solved...
Bob: "What in is for us?"
Megatronus: ...You all get more money and immortal if you can help us...
SCL: "Say good than us. Then we will help you and get that reward."
Megatronus: ...Good! Then let's prepared our suppy and we leaves in 2 hour or less."
Neo Bob: "Then what are your new name was?"
Both: "Galvatron and Megatronus!"
SCL: "Cheer for them for no reason!"
Everyone cheering for no reason.
Megatronus: "Also thank to the movie scripts, we had to cut you background characters out because Panel Removal. Some of you still here but get less Screen Time. Now we started the Panel Removel thing starting with Soundblaster."
Soundblaster: "*F*** you Scarlet!" (*And that the last time you hear from him.)
Moon base 4 and 3.
Rotor and Yellow Pearl checking everything wrong around the moon.
Rotor: "It look like there an large fleet on Moon base 5."
Yellow Pearl: "Is that bad?"
Rotor: "I don't know. Maybe I contact Moon base 1 for this."
Then the wrap pad power up and revealed White Diamond who point a gun at them.
Rotor: "Oh shit, *Pablo!" (For the names "Pablo" is her new name who given by the Space Camerabots Scientist who revived her for their little project and also slavery.)
White Diamond: "Stop calling that name! It's White Diamond!"
Yellow Pearl: "What are you doing here Pablo?"
White Diamond: "First: My name is White Diamond. Second: We, the Diamond Authority are here to destroy your worthless planet by take down the Moon bases."
Rotor: "How you do that?"
White Diamond: "By me and my Topaz who is on Moon base 3, killing your member by now. And now I going to kill you-."
Suddenly Scourge call in.
Scourge: "Sorry to interrupt you speech but you should send someone better then this one next time."
White Topaz: "Forgiven me, my diamond."
Scourge: "Also their an planet moving to my location and it started to eat this moon so all of you had to leave quickly before you end up like me-."
Next thing they hear is statics. Rotor and Yellow Pearl turned to White Diamond but she drop a grenade and wrap away before it exploded.
Yellow Pearl: "We going to survived. Right?"
Rotor: "F***."
They got suck up and Moon base 3 and 4 got eaten by Unicron who is moving to Moon Base 1 and 2.
Moon Base 1 and 2.
Buster and Zody monitoring something then they see Unicron is coming at them.
Zody: "What the hell? Is that Unicron again?"
Buster: "It got to be Inky, that bitch!"
Zody: "What the hell you think it her?"
Buster: "She trick us last weeks. Now she doing this again."
Zody: "What she had to do this!?"
Unicron take his horn and pin it on the moon and start to eat it.
Buster: "Damn her! She shaking the moon!"
Zody: "First: I don't think that her. Second: I think this moon is breaking apart."
Buster: "I'm sure that her."
Zody: "Oh screw you Buster! I'm calling Autobot city."
Buster: "Don't you f***ing dare call them."
Autobot city. Venus.
The citizens walk out the bunker and the G.U.N robot is rebuilding the city so as the Autobot. Rose found Steven sit on the ledge with Flash.
Rose: "How you two been?"
Steven: "Flash's mom dead today, so not good."
Flash: "I can't believe she dead again."
Rose: "I sure you can- wait what?"
Steven: "What do you mean "again"?"
Flash: "My dad and mom dies alots. And before you ask, I lose track of their deaths and revived."
Rose: "They died because...?"
Flash: "Because they saved the earth for many times."
Steven: "Wow. They sound like weird. My mom died so she can give life for me, but yours... wow."
Rose: "But I'm sure you can feel fine without your-."
Zody: "Come in Autobot city. Repeat come in Autobot city."
Then Soundwave received a message from Moon base 1.
Soundwave: "Wait! I picked up an faint signal."
Soundwave play the message.
Zody: "We're in trouble-."
Buster: "Yeah! Inky is messing around with us!"
Zody: "No! Unicron is attacking us again. We are leaving and warn the other about this!"
Buster: "And if this is all Inky thing. Throw her to Striker Island and let her rot on that island like Al Capone!"
Zody: "No! God dammit Buster! We need to leave right now-!"
The message got interrupt.
Maylee: "Zody!"
Phyllian: "Buster!"
Sonic: "And dammit, it's Alcatraz."
Back on the Moon base 1.
Zody and Buster ran to the escape ship and ready to system.
Buster: "I still say it was her."
Zody: "And I say We need to leave and start the engines."
Buster: "OK. And this ship is re-fueled?"
Zody: "Now you mentioned-."
Buster: "THEN FLOOR IT!"
They fly out of the moon but stop in midway.
Buster: "What the hell? Out of fuel?"
Zody: "I forget to this re-fuel. Sorry."
Buster: "Zody you mother fu-"
The ship got suck into the mouth.
Back to Autobot city.
Buster: "-kerrrrrrrrr-!"
They heard their channel before its cut-off.
John: "He taking down the moon bases!"
Trey: "Quickly, call Moon base 2!"
They contact Moon base 2.
Pink Pearl: "Knuckles. Tails. Their an planet-."
Knuckles: "I notice it already eating 3 moons and Unicron is heading to us."
Tails: "We going to try to slow him down."
Knuckles: "It may not work just like the last time but we had to try."
Sonic: "Then you need to get out of there."
Tails: "We will, Sonic!"
Knuckles: "But you need to get back to earth fast or we all not going to-."
The signal cut short.
Mobius Connie: "*DAD!" (*She shout to Tails cause it her dad.)
Moon base 2 final moments.
Knuckle set up the bomb. And Tails set up the timer.
Tails: "If this didn't stop him, then the Matrix will."
Knuckles: "The bomb is armed. let's get out of here!"
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Knuckles and Tails ran out the doors.
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They get on the escape ship.
Tails: "Hurry! It going to explode!"
The ship launched with some time to spare.
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Unicron grabs and eating the moon.
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Unicron: "Tasty. It need more spice and hot sauce."
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The moon exploded inside of him and the shock wave shakes the ship . Knuckles and Tails happy about this. But they saw Unicron survived.
Knuckles: "Oh hell no! Not again!"
Tails: "Aw shit, what are we going to do?"
They got a message from Unicron.
Unicron: "Die, that what you do."
The ship pull back and toward to his mouth.
Knuckles: "Welp, we're f***ed, are we?"
Tails: "Pretty much."
Then the ship went inside the mouth.
Both: "GOD DAMMIT UNICRON!"
Moon base 5. (Moments before Autobot's Moon bases got eaten.)
After White Diamond and White Topez left to Moon base 3 and 4. Green Diamond and her Pearl ready their weapons.
Green Diamond: "White and her Topez is already on Moon base 3 and 4."
Black Diamond: "After they done, you and your Pearl will goes to Moon base 1 and 2 and finish off those Mobians."
Green Diamond: "Right! Pearl lets go-."
Then they see White Diamond warped back here.
Red Diamond: "White! Are you OK?"
She ran and hug her.
White Diamond: "Stop hugging me."
Black Diamond: "White, have you done the mission?"
White Diamond: "Not exactly, someone say about an planet eater is coming to here."
Galvatron: "What?!"
They see what left of Moon base 3 and 4, now Unicron eating Moon base 1.
SCL: "Aw f***."
Once Moon base 1 is done. Unicron is started to eat Moon base 2.
Yellow Peridot: "What the hell is that!?"
Cal: "It Unicron, the Bloody Asshole in the universe."
Now they see Moon base 2 got eaten and exploded and survived.
Megatronus: "God dammit Unicron. What are you doing here?"
Galvatron: "All the moons and this planet is belonged to us-."
The red light appeared and these two are feeling hurting and dying.
Blue Diamond: "What happen to them?"
Leader: "Remember what Unicron say. We belonged to him."
Galvatron and Megatronus tries to stand up.
Both: "I belonged to no one."
Then they fell down the stairs and now they begging at him.
Both: "OK, we obeyed. We won't fail you."
The red light stopped, they got up and feeling much better.
Megatronus: "Everyone get ready, we're going to Venus."
Black Diamond: "OK. Gems! We're moving out!"
Galvatron: "SCL. After this, continue your mission and I pay you in advance."
SCL: "Sweet! Decepticons let move out!"
Galvatron: "Cal. Stay here just in case thing may goes south."
Cal: "Roger!"
Most of Decepticons get on their ships and head back to Venus.
Autobots city, Venus.
Garnet hold on Mobius Connie who is sobbing. Sonic walk to a random soap box and stand on it.
Sonic: "Everyone listen up. Unicron returned and he going to destroy our home and we need to move fast before he get there first."
Steven: "But what about the other on the Moon bases?"
Sonic: "We will try help them, if not then we revived them after this mess."
Hhog: "I guess we are using the Matrix again are we?"
Sonic: "Yes. Unicron need a new weakness then this shit for 3 time. Well, we are using it again."
Trey: "Holy shit! Keanu Reeves is here!?"
John: "Wrong kind of Matrix."
Trey: "Sorry and beside I don't watch the Matrix at all."
Brainy: "Then how you know Keanu-."
The Decepticons flew down and shot at them.
Sonic: "Shit! The Decepticons. Soundwave, you get everyone to safely while most of us goes to space."
Soundwave: "So I stay here then."
Sonic: "Pretty much."
Soundwave: "If you plan may goes south, I get everyone on this planet and rebuild the wrap pad and fight Unicron until you released the Matrix."
Trey: "Sonic, you take the red shuttle. I'll take the blue shuttle."
Sonic: "Got it."
The Cyclonus's armada flew around and shoot at our heroes.
Galvatron: "I am Galvatron, here to kill you Sonic and take the Matrix."
Sonic: "You die trying just like you did few hours ago."
They fire back at them.
Megatronus: "Damn you."
Orbot: "Ow! I hurt. You want me to shoot him?"
Galvatron: "There a lot of Autobot to shoot around but Sonic is mine to kill."
As they continue their firefight. Ginny and others ran to the red shuttle but almost caught kill when the Cyclonus fire at them.
Trey: "Watch out!"
Trey grab Ginny and the other out of the way as the blast exploded.
Ginny: "That was close."
Flash: "You need to be careful."
Then another laser fire at them, Trey grabs Sabrina and get out of the way.
Trey: "Also you too."
Sabrina: "Thank you Trey."
Trey: "Don't thank me just yet."
Meanwhile, Metal Sonic 1.0 try to push the Wreckers away from the wreaked Blue Diamond's Palanquin.
Metals 1.0: "Pleasedon'tthrowthisthrone!Icallitthatpalanquin."
Orion: "I don't know what you say. But we want throw that stupid chair to hit those flying f**s which be the way Tim!"
Tim: "Right!"
Tim grab what left of Blue Diamond's Throne and throw to Meta thus exploded him and died. Then Sonic walk to Metals.
Sonic: "I told you to not keep that throne."
Metals 1.0: "ButIwantthethronesobadly."
Sonic: "I don't know you want that throne, just get on the shuttle."
Orion: "Where are we going on?"
Sonic: "On this shuttle where Trey drive it."
Zeta: "But he suck at it, why we join with him?"
Sonic: "Cause f*** you that why. Now get on it."
John and Trey walk to the blue shuttle.
Trey: Is everyone on boarded."
John: "Yes."
Trey: "Then let get the hell out of here."
Everyone got on the blue shuttle and ready to fly.
Francis: "OK who drive this?"
Trey: "I am!"
Sky: "Is that good? Cause I had an bad feeling about this."
John: "Trey may drive badly, but I'm sure we are going to be fine."
Orion: "We going to crash in the next Act."
Trey: "Shut the f*** up and hang on!"
The blue shuttle flew off to the sky and off to space. Meanwhile, Sonic and his crew almost ready to take off on the red shuttle.
Sonic: "Is everyone on boarded."
High-max: "Yes. That all of us."
Hhog: "I feel like I forget someone..."
Brainy started the engine.
Brainy: "We're ready!"
Brany: "I'm going to the cargo room."
Maylee: "OK. But be careful cause we're going up to space."
Sonic: "Blast off!"
The red shuttle moving then Steven look out the door and Ginny running.
Steven: "Wait! We forget Ginny!"
Hhog: "Oh shit! I going to catch her!"
Pink Peridot: "I better hurry. Cause they dropping landmines."
Ginny tries to run to the red shuttle while the Cyclonus dropping landmines.
Hhog: "Jump!"
She jumped on the door as the landmines exploded. Ginny climb up and Steven closed the door.
Ginny: "What the hell Sonic!? I told you to wait for me."
Sonic: "I'm sorry Ginny. Where were you?"
Ginny: "I getting some snack for the roads."
Sonic: "We don't need snack. We got food already."
Hhog: "Oh god. I don't going to eat some chili dogs."
Sonic: "What wrong with that food?"
Hhog: "Cause I hate their taste and f*** them that why."
Sonic: "You son of a bitch"
Then they argued along the rides. Now they must to earth so they can confront Unicron head on.
Flash: Again, this is going to be a long Acts and days..."
END OF ACT 3.