Booth&Brennan are having a boy yay, can't say im too excited for what's coming though if all the reports of six months passing are true, it's gunna be the gap between six and seven all over again!
-bones-
28. Complain
"Oh— gross! Mom! Dad!" Christine groaned entering the kitchen, dragging Michael by the hand, "Addie is like right there." She stated, tilting her head to where Addison was sat on the couch reading.
"I just ignore them." Addison mumbled without looking up from her book.
"See, why can't you be more like your sister?" Booth questioned, moving slightly away from where he'd had Brennan pinned against the counter.
"Because we have people over. Henry has like two friends in his room, and Michael is here."
"I don't understand?" Brennan stated, moving back to preparing dinner.
"Me either." Michael shrugged, shrinking back immediately when Christine glared at him.
"Because, it's just— it's weird and gross."
"So, having parents who are still married, and still very much in love, is weird and gross now?" Booth questioned.
"No, just— it's gross to see because kissing leads to stuff, and it's totally gross to think about your parents in that way. As far as I'm concerned you've done it three times and that's it."
"I like that logic, means they haven't had sex since I was made." Addison smiled, head still buried in her book.
"Bones, why does our nine year old know what sex is?"
"Booth, it's a natural process, why should age matter?"
"Because she's nine, Bones!"
"I knew when I was nine." Michael stated, "Although, that was because I walked in on something that I really don't want to recall like ever, it taught me to knock on closed doors though."
"Okay, stop, everyone stop, enough talk about that, it wasn't the point of the conversation. What I was going to say, Chris, is that I don't really care if it creeps you out because I love your mom a lot and I plan to keep kissing her, and making love to her, until I no longer can."