A Fault in our Game.

I do not own Total Drama. All credit goes to Tom McGillis and Jennifer Pertsch.

"Last time, on Total Drama Pahkitew All-Stars, we brought in twenty-two old players to battle for the million. After another failed attempt to humiliate our campers, and a leech-balloon battle, it was Courtney, the annoying C.I.T that got the boot. Who will go next, find out on Total Drama Pahkitew All-Stars!" Chris grinned.

*Theme song*

Noah woke up, stretching, to find Max using a magnifying glass to try to get the ants off his bed.

"Ugh didn't you learn from last season?" Noah rolled his eyes, grabbing the magnifying glass.
"Evil does not listen to amateurs" Max frowned, folding his arms, looking away.

Confessionals:

*Static*

Noah - "Am I the only one here with brains? I mean, last season Max set his bed on fire using that thing, is he really stupid enough to do it again? I guess I just have to stick it out for now."

*Static*
Max - "Noah is trying to throw off my evil game. No matter, there's no rush to figure out a plan. All will come soon."

*Static*

Confessionals End.

Sky sat outside of the same cave they slept in last year, slowly eating berries. Dave looked at her, walking over, sitting next to her.

"So... what did you want to tell me yesterday?" Dave asked, taking a few berries.

"I just wanted to say sorry about last season's finale-" Sky started, picking up another couple berries. Dave cut her off, a hurt expression on his face.
"I don't want to talk about it."Dave stood up, walking away.

"Attention Campers! Meet me in the clearing. Its challenge time!" Chris snickered.

"Another challenge already! But we haven't even eaten breakfast yet!" Cried Sugar

"I wonder what today's challenge is. I bet Chris came up with something good!" Cried Topher, shoving Amy and Samey aside, rushing ahead.

"Listen Samey! This is my season! I won't let you get in my way again! When I say something, you do it! Got it?" Amy shoved her hand into Samey's shoulder, pressuring her to decide.

"But I-" Samey started to answer, sighing as she caught Amy's death glare. "Ok..." Jasmine frowned, walking up to Samey.

"Why do you still let her push you around? You're you, not Amy's assistant"

"Yeah but if I don't do what she says she'll tell everyone to vote for me..." Samey sighed "My life has just been Amy's shadow." Jasmine frowned, placing a hand on her shoulder.

"Make your own decisions and be proud about it. Don't let her treat you like a slave. I'll be there to back you up." Samey smiled.

"Hurry it up campers! You're wasting precious time that you could spend getting injured!"

"Finally you're here. It's a half-hour show you know." Chris frowned.

"Today, we'll be doing dodge ball like in the first season. I bet Noah remembers this" Chris smiled, looking at Noah.
"Whatever. Can you hurry it up already" Noah muttered, looking down at his feet.

"Fine, ruin the moment. You'll send five players from your team out at once. If you get hit with a ball, whether it was thrown by your team or the other team, you're out. If you catch a ball you can bring a player back into the game, and the person who threw it is out. The first team to three points wins." Chef grinned, tossing a ball up and down as Chris spoke. "You have thirty seconds to get into your teams. Ready, go!"

"I'll go in the first round." Noah stated, not wanting a repeat of the first season.

"Alrighty then, I can go in too. How about me, Noah, LeShawna, Max, and Izzy." Jasmine suggested.

"Ok, who's going to go out first?" Heather questioned, hands on her hips, lips pursed.

"I guess I can" Dave volunteered, stepping up.
"I can use my spells to get the other team out!" Leonard smiled, looking at them.
"You're not a wizard! We need actual dodge ball skills!" Dave cried angrily. "I think it should be me, Heather, Ella, Duncan, and Sierra. Heathers strong and Duncan knows how to play." Dave pointed out.

"I have a strategy that worked well in the first season." Duncan smiled "On my mark, we all throw them at the same person. The only one that might be a problem is Noah..." Duncan cracked his knuckles. "But he won't know what hit him."

Dave nodded, walking onto the court.

"Alright on my whistle!" Shouted Chef, holding the whistle in his hand, blowing it.

"Izzy gunna win!" She cried, grabbing a ball from the center, throwing it at Ella, missing and hitting Leonard off the bleachers.

"Oopsy!" Izzy giggled, stepping back to grab another ball.

"I have a diabolical plan to-GAH!" Max cried, falling to the ground after being hit in the knee.

"REVENGEEEE!" he cried, standing, rubbing his knee, walking off to the sidelines.

"Nice shot Dave!" Called Duncan, throwing his ball at LeShawna.

"Oh I know you didn't almost just hit me!" She cried, grabbing a ball, throwing it next to his head. Frowning, he picked it up.

"Go for LeShawna." he whispered to Dave. "Ready, go!" Duncan aimed his ball for LeShawna, barely missing her. Dave did the same, throwing it when she turned, hitting her in the back.
"Yes! Score one for the Dave-man!" he cried. Noah frowned, watching Sierra closely.

"FOR CODYYYY!" she cried, throwing it at Noah. Eyes widened, Noah dodged the ball, it brushing by his ear, but not touching him.

Confessionals:
*Static*
Duncan - "Maybe Dave isn't as weak as I first thought. Maybe if I can keep reminding him of his anger towards Sky, it'll motivate him to work harder. Heh, easy."

*Static*
LeShawna - "Maybe Duncan ain't so bad after all. If I can just get my team to learn about his strategy we might actually have a chance here! But if we lose, I can guarantee that Sugar is going home. The girl just sat around eating a cabbage. Of all things, why a cabbage!?"

*Static*
Confessionals End.

Sugar sat on the bleachers, a half-eaten cabbage in one hand.

"Ya'll play weak! You'd never win a game of dodge ball on my farm! Now put some effort into it!" She cried, slamming her foot down.

"What does it Look like we're doing? Having a tea party?" Noah snorted, turning back to the game, to see a ball flying at him. Noah's eyes widened, being pushed back into the glass by the force of Duncan's throw. Groaning, he held the ball up, showing he caught it.

"What! How did he catch that! You'll pay for that bookworm!" Duncan threatened, walking off the court.

Noah beckoned Samey into the game, holding his stomach in pain.

"Oh dear! What a delicate little birdie! You should hide until our horrible game is done!" Ella exclaimed, letting the bird rest on her hand.

"What, is she doing?" Noah asked, confused, throwing the ball at Ella, hitting her in the knee.
"Oh dear!" she cried, skipping to the bleachers.

"Was she always like that?" Noah asked, turning to Jasmine.

"Yep" She said, giving a quick reply.

Confessionals:

*Static*
Noah - Noah slowly lifted his shirt, revealing a bruise on his stomach. "See? This is why I don't do sports." Noah groaned, letting his shirt fall.

*Static*
Ella - "Chris said Ii couldn't sing again. He never said I couldn't talk with my animal friends!" Ella said, holding a finger out to the bird sitting next to her.

*Static*
Confessionals End.

"Come on people! We need to win!" Heather cried, throwing a ball at Jasmine, knocking her over.

"Alright its Izzy's turn now!" Izzy grabbed the ball, spinning in a circle, throwing the ball into the glass before it hit her in the face.

"Haha that was fun! Come on Noah you can win!"

Confessionals:
*Static*
Noah - "I actually thought that if those hit me, I would get really injured. See, since I'm not athletic, I'm not all that strong, and if I'm not that strong, I get hurt worse than others."

*Static*
Sierra - "I only volunteered to do dodge ball so that Cody wouldn't get hurt. If my Codykins got hurt, I could always nurse him back to health though!"

*Static*

Heather - "How did the bookworm last this long? He didn't do anything in the last dodge ball challenge! Oh he is so going down now!"

*Static*

Confessionals End.

"Ok Samey, when I say Go, throw your ball at Heather. She's the biggest threat." Noah explained, handing her the ball.

"Wait, why should Samey get to do this? She'll just mess it up!" Cried Amy, hands on her hips.

"Just ignore her!" Jasmine yelled, holding Amy back.

"Ready, go!" shouted Noah, throwing the ball at Heather, hitting her in the back. Samey frowned, instead throwing it at Dave, missing.

Dave frowned, throwing it at Samey, hitting her in the shoulder. Walking off, she rubbed her shoulder.

"I told you Samey can't do anything useful!" Amy cried "You should have never brought her back Chris!"

"What can I say? I like the fighting." Chris replied, smiling.

Noah grabbed the last ball on his side, throwing it at Sierra, missing, the ball aiming for Cody.
"CODY! I'LL SAVE YOU CODY!" Sierra cried, swatting the ball away.

"Impressive, but you're still out Sierra." Cody said, inching away.

"At least now I get to sit next to my Codyyyy" Sierra smiling, snapping a picture of him, before sitting and hugging him.

Noah frowned, no balls on his side to pick up. Dave smiled, throwing two at Noah. Noah winced, ducking away from them, quickly grabbing one and deflecting another thrown by Dave. Standing, Noah aimed the ball at Dave, shutting his eyes and bringing his arm forward, letting the ball go. Dave flinched back as he saw the ball coming towards him, unable to move, before the ball hit him in the groin. Falling over, he groaned.

"The bookworm did it!" LeShawna cried, rushing onto the court.

Sky rushed over to Dave, trying to help him up. Refusing to accept the offer, he lay there, getting up a moment after, head hung low.

"C'mon Dave, you tried your best" Sky said, trying to encourage him.

"Yea, and we lost, and I got injured." Dave retorted, turning away to sit on the bleachers.

"That's one point for the Tigers!" Chris exclaimed. "Figure out who's going up next!"

Dave frowned "Can I sit this one out?"

Duncan groaned, giving a slight nod to Dave. "Alright, now who's going to go in?"

"I will!" Sky said, looking around "And, how about Gwen, Rodney, Cody, and Leonard too?" The Eagles murmured their agreement, the five stepping onto the court, watching as the five Tigers walked out, it was Bridgette, Amy and Samey, Topher, and Owen.

"On my whistle maggots!" Shouted Chef, holding the whistle in his hands. Owen tensed, ready to spring for the ball. Chef blew the whistle, Cody diving to get to the ball before Owen, his arm crushed underneath his weight.

"Cody!" Sierra shouted, getting up to help.

"Hold it right there Sierra! If you go onto the court, you'll be disqualified, meaning, the Tigers win!" Chris shouted, flying by her on the jetpack.

"But Cody's hurt!" Sierra ignored the host, rushing to Cody. "Oh Cody don't cry, you're safe with me now." Sierra giggled, wrapping her arms around him into a hug. Cody squirmed, trying to inch away. Bridgette looked at Owen, confused, shrugging.

"That means we win, right Chris?" Sugar said, bits of cabbage flying all over Noah.

"Ugh watch it! There's cabbage all over me now!" Noah frowned, flicking a piece of cabbage off his shoulder.

"Don't be ridiculous! Cabbage solves everythin!" Sugar hollared.

"Yea... The Tigers win the challenge!" Cried Chris.

Confessionals:

*Static*
Leonard - "And I didn't even get a chance to show my Wizardly powers! Fools! They'll all see!"

*Static*

Cody - "I can't take Sierra anymore! She cost us the challenge too! And plus, Noah was fine the many times that Owen crushed him so, I'm fine!"

*Static*
Sierra - "I highly doubt I'll be going home. I know I messed up, but I'll tell people it was for true love"

*Static*

Owen - "What just happened? Like, one second I was on Cody's arm, then the next, we win?"

*Static*
Topher - "Hah! Chris failed! Doesn't he know that when someone goes against the rules you threaten them? Host failllllll!"

*Static*

Confessionals End.

"Eagles, what's going on? You're on a losing streak here people." Chris said, the plate of marshmallows in his hands.

"He's right people! Start acting like a team! We need to win these challenges!" Heather cried.

"Tonight, I have nine marshmallows on my plate. One of you will not receive a marshmallow. If I call your name, you're safe. Dave, Ella, Sky, Gwen, Duncan, Cody, Rodney, Leonard. Sierra, you're on the chopping block for getting your team eliminated from the challenge. Heather you... well... alright, well the last marshmallow goes to Heather." Chris flicked the marshmallow past Sierra, into Heathers waiting hands, a smile spread across her face.

"BUT MY CODY NEEDS ME! I CAN'T LEAVE NOW!" Sierra cried, reaching out to grab Cody, only to be pulled away by Chef.

"Any last words Sierra?" Chris smiled, looking at the girl.

"Yea, my Cody ne-" she was cut off, the slingshot being fired.

"I'm sure what she was trying to say was important" Chef said, a grin on his face.

"Yeah, but who cares? I don't. Join us next time, on Total Drama Pahkitew All-Stars!"