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We're socially inadequate, so we'll play otome games.

Feliciano was blushing darkly as he gazed intently at the television, biting his lip in eager anticipation. The game controller shook in his hands as he watched the scandalous actions on the screen. His knees gave out and he eventually was laying on his chest. He saw Ludwig staring at him and the TV with a hot blush and swayed his hips seductively. "Like what you s-OW! SHIT!" Tomato juice dripped from his head as he turned to Lovino with a snarl. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

The Italian looked over to Feliciano, holding another tomato as a warning. "Quit being such a whore, Feli." He sighed. "You sound like the Spanish Bastard." Antonio heard him and pouted, resting his arms on the Italian's shoulders.

"Mi pequeño tomate, you wound me so!" He said dramatically, before leaning down and whispering in his ear. "Besides, we all know what kind of games you have on your phone~" Lovino slapped him, face as red as his nickname. "I said not to call me that!"

Feliciano cleaned off the tomato, dragging Ludwig to the TV and sitting in his lap, thinking about how he felt like a muscular pillow as he held the remote up to him. "Wanna try? It's great practice for making friends!"

Ludwig looked away, obviously embarrassed. "D-Don't you think this is more for...you know, romantic relationships?" The Italian shook his head. "What?! No way! This is totally for making friends - Just try it!" He reset the game, watching the opening screen with Ludwig.

"Welcome to Yaoi Boys Academy 7~! Please enter your name below!"

"Yaoi Boys...?" Ludwig asked curiously, unfamiliar with the concept. He shrugged, entering his name and starting the game.

"Hello, Ludwig!...Oh, come on, you don't recognize me? It's Alfred!...Your best friend since childhood?"

Ludwig scoffed, ending the conversation. "I don't even know you. Are you trying to manipulate me, 'Alfred'? If that's even your real name..." Feliciano chuckled nervously. "You're overthinking it a bit, Luddy."

As they continued playing, Lovino and Antonio sat down next to them, watching every mistake Ludwig made. He made a habit of being mean to every student, claiming himself to be "tsundere" and that if they "couldn't see his feelings, they weren't worth his time."

Lovino rolled his eyes, before hearing the door creak open and looking over, seeing two eyes staring at them and screaming.

"T-THERE'S A MONSTER AT THE DOOR!" He screeched.

Feliciano screamed falsely, using Lovino's cowardice to get close to Ludwig, hugging him tight. "Oh Luddy, I'm scared~!" He whimpered, sniffing his hair with a perverted grin. Ludwig held him close, scared that someone was going to attack them. "S-Stay calm, Feli."

Antonio laughed cheerfully. "Mi amigos, monsters don't exist!" He walked over to the door, about to open it. "You all are so parano-"

"Give it back..." A raspy voice whispered, meeting Antonio's eyes from the door, the Spaniard letting out a girlish shriek and hiding behind Lovino.

The door opened slowly, showing a small Japanese boy about Feliciano's age. He wore the school's uniform, only rather than slacks he wore a short, red plaid skirt that went above his knees. He held a camera in his hands.

"Huh? It's a girl." Antonio said dumbly, earning a smack from Lovino. "It's a guy, idiot! Use your brain for once!"

The Japanese boy pointed to the game on the screen. "That game. It's mine." He then pointed to Feliciano. "He took it and ran." Feliciano paled, looking to the floor, before he was pelted with another tomato. "Owww!"

Lovino removed the disk, much to the disappointment of Ludwig and Feliciano, who both whined softly. The older Italian rolled his eyes, handing the game to the boy. "I'm really sorry about my brother's behavior."

"D-Did he touch Alfred...?" He asked weakly, voice barely a whisper. Lovino looked confused, before Ludwig tensed up. "Um...vell..." He sighed. "I kind of pushed him into a lake."

The boy was silent for a moment, before tackling Ludwig. He clawed and bit at him like a savage, before being dragged up by Feliciano, who was enraged.

"Don't touch him, you ignorant sow."

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The boys sat by the coffee table; Ludwig had made the Japanese boy a fruity confectionery and tea to apologize.

"Watashi Kiku Honda." He took a sip of tea, turning on his phone and showing his lock screen; A picture of Alfred, who was shirtless. "This is my boyfriend, Alfred."

The club members shuffled awkwardly, weirded out by how attached Kiku was to the character. Feliciano gave the other a fake smile. "R-Really? How long have you two been going out...?"

"3 years." He said simply, not noticing the false attitude in his grin. The group's faces went white, not sure on whether to be afraid of the boy or take pity on him.

"O-Oh." Feliciano bit his lip. "So, is that all you needed...?" Kiku shook his head, before bowing his head in shame. "I-I really want to make friends..." Tears filled his eyes. "Alfred says I should have other relationships, so...please let me join..."

Feliciano was sobbing hysterically. "T-That's so sad! Of course you can join!" He hugged Kiku tightly, sobbing onto his shoulder.

The other three just sat there, not daring to say a word.

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