"Welcome back Total Drama fans!" Chris announced, holding his arms up excitedly as he began the show, "Last time I made your happy little campers do a repeat of a challenge from our very first season of Total Drama, as they all competed in yet another awake-a-thon, but this awake-a-thon was harder." Chris chuckled evilly, putting his hands to his sides. "This time, I made it night permanently, the only sad part is that Izzy ate all the turkey, which was supposed to make everyone drowsy.. Oh well" Chris shrugged as he started to walk along the beach, the sun slowly rising behind him.
"Max took the boot last time for his team just hating him, that and he failed. Epically. Let's see who fails on this exciting episode of Total Drama Pahkitew All-stars!" Chris announced loudly as the camera zoomed out.
Theme Song and Intro
"Yarrrr matey's!" Chris screamed through the speaker system, waking up every camper with the microphone's harsh squeels, and Chris gave a hearty chuckle once he had gotten it to stop. "Sorrreeeee" he apologised, before continuing. "Get down to the beach for today's challenge!" He called through the microphone, and each team had been dazed enough by their rude awakening, especially so early in the morning after the awake-a-thon had just finished.
Gwen groaned as she started walking to the dock, side-by-side with Ella as she sang quietly to a bird that was pirched on her finger.
"Do you mind?" Gwen question sharply, and walked ahead as Cody fell in step with her.
"Not now.." She muttered tiredly, and Cody frowned at her slightly, slowing up his pace to walk with Dave and Leonard.
"You're not a wizard." Dave retorted as he crossed his arms.
"Uh, my wizard powers show otherwise" Leonard claimed, raising the wand into the air.
"Are you guys still stuck on this?" Cody asked, and both boys nodded. Cody rolled his eyes, too exhausted to bother trying to argue, but giving Dave sharp whisper.
"He messes up a challenge and we can get rid of him." Dave nodded his agreement, and walked faster to avoid Leronard's rambling about some useless spell.
"I bet this will be fun.." Noah muttered as he walked through the forest, lagging behind his team as they walked faster.
"Oh cheer up, maybe we'll get a food reward again!" Owen tried to encourage him, but only recieved an eye roll.
"I'm sure Chris wouldn't give us a food challenge considering you'll eat anything. The last time that it was 'last person there eats a rotten egg' you got there first just to eat it" Noah said sarcastically.
"Because it's food, Noah!" Owen cried, pulling him into a tight hug against his soft and bouncy stomach. Noah yelped, pushing against Owen, who carried him to catch up to their teammates.
"I say we get rid of Amy next" Jasmine whispered gently to LeShawna. LeShawna looked up at Jasmine, clearly not on board.
"Why? She can be a bit rude but she's got game. If anyone goes, it's Topher. Boy's whacked up!" She rested a hand on her hip, and Jasmine thought for a second before nodding.
"You're right, if we're going to win we need to get rid of Topher. I like the way you think there" Jasmine smiled, earning a sly grin from LeShawna.
"Are you done chatting yet?" Chris asked softly as the campers arrived at the beaches in groups.
"Good, because we have a challenge to get to!" Chris shouted angrily. "It took you all fifteen minutes to get here! Fifteen!" Chris sighed, before pulling out a Golden Chris statue.
"A few of you may remember this item, found in Total Drama Action and it made it's appearance in a few other seasons. I had more of them made!" He chuckled, holding it out so that the campers could all see.
"For your challenge today, you have all day to search the entire island for your statue. You'll know it's yours because you'll have your team's logo on it, which shouldn't be too hard because, who can't tell the difference between a Tiger and an Eagle?" The campers shrugged, looking around the little beach as Chris continued his spiel. "First team to bring me their statue before nightfall wins immunity and someone from the other team will go home. Questions?" The campers looked at each other, before Leonard raised his hand like a school-kid.
"Am I allowed to use a spell to make their statue dissapear?" Dave scowled, groaning angrily at Leonard's 'suggestion'. Chris narrowed his eyes at the boy, and shook his head.
"Nnnnoooo.. However if you find the other team's idol and not your own, you may re-hide it, but you cannot carry it with you." Leonard sighed, dejected as each team mumbled something to each other.
"Each team will get a cruddy old compass and a rusty shovel to help find their idol, not that the items will be important at all." Chris grinned, and Duncan groaned.
"If we don't need them, why are we getting them?"
"Because I like to make you carry around unneeded things. Ditch it and your team will be penalized. Don't make that same mistake that Sierra did.." Chris shuttered, and Cody cringed back as he remembered that, and was glad that the girl was gone. Besides, he like someone else, and Sierra freaked him out.
"Chef!" Chris called, and Chef made his way over, shoving a rusty shovel and a cruddy compass to both Duncan and Bridgette.
"Ready.. Go!" Chris shouted, raising an airhorn into the air and pressing onto the button, and each team ran off.
"I say we go this way!" Izzy shouted, running off into the forest. Unable to see any other way, her team followed her.
"Guess we have no other choice." Bridgette shrugged, shoving the compass into her pocket and handing the shovel to Topher, who had offered to carry it.
"Hey.. Wait..!" Noah called, stumbling a few steps before stopping to rest besides a tree as he attempted to catch his breath.
"No time!" Owen shouted, picking Noah up as he ran by, trying to catch up with the rest of his team, who was stopped at a cliff face.
"Now where?" LeShawna asked "No way I'm jumping off that onto a tree" She pursed her lips together, glancing over the edge, earning a scowl from Amy.
"We should look around then" Suggested Samey, who was quickly shoved back by her sister.
"Let's look around!" Amy suggested, smiling at her 'own' suggestion, earning approval from Tipher, and Noah and Owen who had just arrived. Jasmine shook her head, and began to climb one of the taller trees. Izzy began to search through a group of shrubs, as if she was a racoon looking for food in a dumpster, as Owen and Noah started to search along the roots of the trees. Topher searched around in the grass as Bridgette, LeShawna, Amy, and Samey began to inspect rocks and areas further out, searching for any glimpse of the Golden Chris.
"Hurry up!" Heather scolded her team with a scowl "This idol could be anywhere and you people are slower than snails!" Gwen rolled her eyes, picking up her pace.
"We can't lose!" Leonard said confidently as he raised his wand once more. "You have a wizard! I can easily cast a locating spell." He smirked, earning annoyed groans from the entire team.
"You doubt my skills?!" He cried, enraged, and the whole team murmured their agreement that he was crazy.
"We should split up." Cody suggested, and Heather scoffed.
"No way, if one of us finds it we can't communicate, I bet Chris wants our whole team there if we win."
Confessionals
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Duncan - He shrugged, looking at the camera almost guiltily. "I gotta give Heather credit, that's pretty smart.."
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Heather - "Of course I'm right" She scoffed, "I've made it to the final three and to a finale, I'm so winning this year."
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Leonard - "Those fools.. They'll see!"
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Confessionals End
"Hey guys!" Izzy called, holding up a statue. "Check it out, I found the Eagle's statue!" Jasmine hopped down from the tree she was in with a rough landing, examining the statue.
"I bet ours is on the opposite side of the island if theirs is here.." She commented, taking the statue from Izzy.
"They're probably on the other side of the island if we went this way, then. They might have ours." Bridgette claimed, Samey nodding in agreement.
"Let's hi-" Samey started, before getting shoved to the ground by her hateful sister.
"Let's hide it!" She said with an innocent smile as she tried to take Samey's idea. Jasmine narrowed her eyes and shoved the statue to Noah, who carefully held it and examinied it over as Jasmine aproached Amy.
"Stop taking credit for Samey's ideas, it's ride." Jasmine growled angrily, and Amy pursed her lips.
"Why? Samey is always wrong" She scoffed "I cheated off her math test at school once, and she got one answer wrong!" Samey flinched back, looking back and forth between the two.
"If Samey is always wrong, then why do you take her ideas?" Jasmine questioned, and Amy opened her mouth, not knowing what to say.
"Oh, snap!" Topher cried, and Amy looked at the ground, muttering something inaudible. Jasmine rolled her eyes, stealing the statue back from Noah and began to climb a tall tree.
"We'll hide it up here, it won't be easy for them to see, and then we can start headin to the other side of the island" Jasmine instructed as she ticked the idol into a tight spot between two branches that were thickly covered in leaves, and jumped out of the tree. TYhe team murmured their quiet agreements, and started the trek to the other side of the island.
"Hey guys, look!" Cody called, holding up a statue.
"You found it?" Rodney questioned, picking his head up from a bush that he was searching. Nodding, Cody held it high so his team could see it.
"Lemme see that" Duncan raised an eyebrow, plucking it from Cody's hands and examining it. "It's not ours." Duncan grinned, revealing the Tiger's logo on it.
"I think we could have a bit of fun hiding it." Heather rolled her eyes, looking at the statue that Duncan held in his hands.
"I'll turn it invisible!" Leonard said quickly, jumping foward with his wand. "Magicus.. Spellicus.. Turn Invisible-us!" He cried, swinging his wand and knocking the statue out of Duncan's hand, and into the bottom of the pond next to him. Duncan growned, ripping his beard off.
"Lay off with your dumb spells, will ya? You've ruined the fun!" Leonard flinched back at Duncan's words.
"There's no way I'm going after that.." Gwen muttered.
"Ditto with creepy goth girl." Heather said, frowning slightly as Dave squirmed uncomfortably at the thought, quickly comforted by Sky's gentle touch on his shoulder."It's okay.." She murmured gently "No one's making you go in." Smiling, Dave nodded, turning to look at her.
Confessionals
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Noah - "Gotta give Jasmine some credit, she's really smart" he shrugged, crossing his arms. "Why do I do these things?" He shuddered slightly, scrunching his nose at the pungent odors that inhabited the outhouse confessional.
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Jasmine - "Maybe it would be nicer to have Topher around. At least he's not torturing poor Samey, like Amy does..."
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Cody - "I think I'm getting better at these challenges!" He beamed at the camera "So far I've done pretty well, and I don't have to deal with Sierra, score!"
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Duncan - "Leonard, dude, not cool. You're not a wizard, bro. Lay off the act" He scowled, scrossing his arms and shuddering.
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Dave - Dave giggled, smiling at the camera. "I-I think Sky and I could actually work out..!"
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Confessionals End.
"You think the Eagles found our idol?" Bridgette questioned as they started searching the area.
"It's a statue, get it right" Amy scolded, "And probably, I bet they hid it in the most gross place ever. In that case, we can send Samey after it." She smiled, satisfied with her idea, earning a few angry grumbles from her team.
"Oh! Maybe it's in the ponddddd!~" Izzy called, standing at the edge of the water as it gently lapped the dirt by her feet.
"Then check there" Jasmine instructed.
"Come on, Noah, we can go together!" Izzy called, grabbing Noah's shirt collar and dragging him into the water. Gagging, Noah struggled to keep his head above the grotesque water due to the fact that Izzy was dragging him.
"D-Did you have to bring me?" He asked harshly as he spit out sojme of the water. Izzy nodded eagerly as she dove under, searching for the idol. Noah sighed and followed her under, knowing there was no way to escape her shenanigains.
"Any sign of it, Topher?" Bridgette called from a bush as Topher and Owen inspected the roots of the trees.
"Nothing!" He called, before choking on a gag as Owen farted loudly.
"Sorrreeeee.." Owen said slowly, dropping the berries he had in his hand before chuckling softly. Spluttering, Noah made his way to the surface and held up the statue as his team looked over at him.
"Alright!" Izzy cried as she dragged him to shore.
"Topher, do you still have the shovel?" Jasmine, asked, and Topher nodded, picking it up from beside the tree he rested it against.
"And I have the compass." Bridgette said, pulling it out of her pocket. Owen picked up the exhausted once more as the campers began to race to the beach. Night had started to fall as the sun set, and the clouds had turned a pinkish-orange color. Bugs flew all around the island now, swarming around the campers.
"Where is it!" Heather cried, looking around the trees that she had been searching.
"Maybe it's not here" Duncan snorted, earning a giggle from Gwen and Rodney. "Ever think of that?" Heather rolled her eyes, hopping down from the tree she was in.
"Any luck, up there, Sky?" Gwen called up to the gymnast. A few leaves rustled and a branch snapped, sending leaves showering to the ground as she jumped down with the statue in hand.
"Got it!" She said eagerly, amiling at Dave.
"Let's go then!" Heather exclaimed, racing off with everyone quickly following her. Sky held onto the idol tightly as Duncan carried the shovel behind her. Leonard sighed, following them, the compass dropping out of his pocket and resting into the soft ground.
"Eagles, you're the first to arrive!" Chris shouted as the Tigers arrived, sighing in dissapointment. "Just show me all your items, and you win" Chris grinned. Sky held out the statue, Duncan held out the shovel, and Leonard fished around in his pockets for the rusty compass.
"... You have the compass, right?" Dave asked nervously.
"Of course!" Leonard said confidently, biting his lip as he pulled out both pockets, but nothing.
"Leonard, you don't have your team's compass?" Chris questioned, and Leonard hung his head in shame, the fake beard falling off as he shook his head no.
"Tigers, I expect you have all your items?" Noah nodded, coughing as he held out the statue, Bridgette quickly pulled the compass out of her pocket, and Topher dropped the shovel in front of him. With a smile, Chris declared them the winners.
"Eagles, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony tonight!" Chris grinned and chuckled lightly. The eagles groaned, a few of them sending glares as sharp as daggers to Leonard.
"Eagles, poor performance today, any by that, I mean Leonard you screwed up hard dude." Chris frowned, eyeing the 'wizard'. Duncan shot Leonard another glare, before returning his attention to Chris.
"I have eight marshmallows here, one of you won't get one, eliminated, yada yada yada." Chris started, picking up the first marshmallow from the tray.
"Gwen" He tossed it to her, and proceeded to do the same for Cody, Duncan, Rodney, Ella, Sky, and Dave.
"Heather, you're on the chopping block bcause half your team hates you. Leonard you screwed up today and you keep annoying people by telling them you're a wizard." Chris rolled his eyes "It's kinda amusing, in a way. But the last marshmallow for the night goes to..." Chris paused, holding the marshmallow up as he looked between the two, before finally tossing it to Heather.
"Leonard.." He said with a grin "Time to send you back to wherever you came from!~" Chis sang as Chef picked up the 'wizard'. Chef set Leonard onto the slingshot, and before he could say anything, Chris shot him off, shuddering.
"I'm glad he's gone.." Chef nodded his agreement. "One more down, and sixteen more to go before we have a winner, and the person who doesn't win, will likely cry like a baby, especially if it's Heather, which will be funnyyyy!" He cleared his throat, and held his arms out. "Find out what happens next on Total Drama Pahkitew All-Stars!"
HOLY SHIT I'M ALIVE. Yes. I'm alive. Not dead. I'm sorry for not updating this awhile ago, school started stressing me out and I ended up forgetting my username and password and stuff. Got it back. I think I've improved my writing a bit, what do you guys think? You can definately expect some more of Sky and Dave in the future and maybe a bit of NoCo, get some gay action in there with Noah and Cody~ What can I say? They seem cute together and I so ship it.. I just see Cody bringing out a softer side of Noah, like Emma does in Total Drama the Ridonculous Race. Heh, cute, I'll try to be more frequent with updates, I also have some other stories I'm working on somewhere else so, I might not get to this immediately. But hey, send me some love and show me you want more and, it might just happen!~