Bowser had herpes. There no was denying it. Apparently, Waluigi wass born with the herps ever since he was in a fetus. He took Boser to Dr. Mario, who had a strage obession with genitals.
"It's liek the koopa say," Doc said. "Herpes. Ass haerpes."
Wah! "This is so gay," Wario said. He potted in the doctors orfice, stinking up the room with a gasious smell of wet dog and moldy chese.
"How about we have nasty doctr office sex?" Waluigie suggested. Wario stripped neked and went down on Waluigied, while Dr. Mario pulled out his fifteen inch stethescope.
"Time to take your tempereture!" Sr. Mario said, intserted his penis into Wario's poopy butthol. Wario enoyed being spitroasted like a fa piggy over a burning fire. His butt was clenching on Doctor Mario's poo plunger, strugling to fart. Bowser still had herpes.