Wario went to the grocry store to get some foof for diner. He pickd up sum cucumers, egeplant, garlec, condoms, laxatives, beans, and chese. THe condoms were to hepl fermet the cuckumbers. That was when Waro had to shit.
"oh sit!" Wario excalemed. "I need to poop!"
Wario wobbeled to the toilet, and took ogff his pants. He could fell the surge of turds fireing out of his ample ass. Thick thunderus thusds destroed the toilet Waroi was sting on. As Wario siged in releif Yoshi walked into the bathrom.
"Yoshi!" he said as he saw Wario. Waeip saw that he had no toilet paper, and that was then he got idea.
"Yoshi, eat mi ass!"
Yosi extended his tongue, penetrating Wario's dumper. Wario could feel the tongue raid his intestines and he hard got and came everywhere. Yoshi cum too.
"Oh fuck, the cucks!" Wario said. "FDuck off Yoshi!"