Prompt: Moody Hormonal Kaden and JayRoy cuddles
Jason - 35
Roy - 36
Dick - 37
Kaden - 12
Kaden heaved an exasperated sigh as he came through the door and dumped his bag by the door, marching for his room. It was almost five o'clock when he got home, having stayed after for Gymnastics practice. He was greeted immediately by Star who jumped up on the teen. Kaden chuckled a bit as he patted the dog's head, then made for his bedroom with Star hot on his heels. Jason and Dick were in the kitchen cooking dinner; Dick handled the actual cooking, while Jason handled the preparation. Jason could cook simple things like burgers and steak, but give him anything more complicated that than, and the entire kitchen would quickly become a fire hazard.
"Hey baby bird! Have a good day at school?" Dick asked. Kaden flashed a quick smile and nodded.
"Yeah, fine. Bit exhausted from practice, but it wasn't bad," Kaden replied, not waiting for a reply before retreating to his room. Jason and Dick exchanged a look before getting back to work on dinner. They were cooking stir fry for dinner tonight. Jason prepared the ingredients while Dick cooked them up in the frying pan. Dick was determined to teach Jason how to cook something other than burgers and fries someday, like Alfred had taught him, but this would work for now.
"Dinner should be ready shortly. Would you go get Kaden?" Dick asked as he moved the ingredients around in the pan. He leaned back and pressed a kiss to Jason's jaw, who replied by wrapping his arms around the man's waist and kissing his neck. "Kaden. Go get Kaden, Jaybird," Dick replied with a chuckle of amusement. Jason grinned against the man's neck, sucking up a mark before making his way to his son's room.
"Buzz kill," Jason teased.
"Behave," Dick replied with a smirk.
"Never," Jason shot back with a wink and a grin. Jason rubbed the back of his neck and huffed in annoyance after nearly tripping over Kaden's shoes. He kicked the shoes into the hall closet and made a mental note to scold Kaden about leaving his crap lying in the middle of the floor later.
"Kaden, dinner will be ready shortly," Jason called through the door. He got no answer, save for Star's scratching on the other side. He cracked the door open and the dog raced out, tail wagging, for her food bowl. Jason smiled slightly as the dog raced past him, closing the door behind her and making his way to the kitchen table.
Kaden dragged himself out a few minutes later, feet shuffling across the floor just as Dick finished setting their places.
"Looks good Dickie," Jason said smoothly, stabbing at a piece of broccoli and chicken. Dinner was mostly silent, which was unusual since Kaden was usually quite talkative. The preteen was barely touching his dinner, taking a bite here or there but mostly pushing it around his plate. Dick and Jason exchanged a look, then Jason cleared his throat.
"So, Kades," Jason began, taking a bite of his food "how was school?" Kaden gave an annoyed sigh as he toyed with a piece of chicken.
"It was fine, dad."
"D'you do all your homework?" Dick asked. Kaden growled and slammed his fist on the table.
"God, yes! Will you get off my case?! It's done, alright?!" Kaden snapped angrily. Dick and Jason were both taken aback by the sudden outburst. Jason shot the teen a confused look, one eyebrow arched as he leaned forward slightly to look at his son.
"Woah, calm down Cujo, papa just asked a question. Take your attitude down a notch," Jason said to him.
"Whatever," Kaden growled and pushed himself up from the table, glaring at his parents. Jason glared back and pushed himself up as well, staring down his son and Dick massaged his temples, the whole thing getting frustrating.
"Don't take that tone of voice with me, kid," Jason said in a low, threatening tone. Kaden glared at his father, then snorted and stormed off to his room. Jason sunk down into his seat and massaged his head, fighting an impending headache. Dick pushed himself up fro the table and paced a bit, frustrated. Kaden had been moody and bratty for the last couple of weeks now; Dick was frustrated and Jason was at his wits end with the kid's attitude.
"Ugh, this is so damn frustrating," Jason growled. Dick heaved a sigh and settled behind Jason, wrapping his arms around the man from behind and kissing his head.
"I know, and I know it's hard, but you've got to try and restrain yourself with him. He's going through a phase," Dick said softly. Jason snorted and glanced at the man over his shoulder.
"A phase, I could handle. This is...I don't know what this is." Dick chuckled in amusement as he massaged Jason's shoulders. The man gave a slight moan as he tilted his head back a bit and sighed.
"I think what you need is to get away for a bit. Maybe drop by Star City and hang out with Roy for a few hours or something," Dick suggested as he continued to rub Jason's shoulders, placing feather light kisses along the man's jaw and neck. Jason sighed and pushed away from Dick so he could turn in his seat and look at the man.
"Are you sure? I don't wanna leave you here to deal with this shit alone? It wouldn't be fair," Jason replied. Dick chuckled in amusement and gently pulled Jason back into his chair and continued massaging his shoulders.
"It's alright Jaybird. It'll only be for a few hours. But if you want to stay longer, I can always take Kaden to the manor. I'm sure Alfred would help me. He's dealt with bratty teens before, Jason," Dick replied, giving Jason an amused look. Jason snickered in amusement and shrugged his shoulders.
"Who me? Nah, I was a good kid," Jason joked. Dick snorted with suppressed laughter.
"Yes, you. And me. And Tim. And Damian. All of us," Dick replied. Jason heaved a sigh and leaned back in his chair.
"Alright. I guess I could use a break. I'm just so frustrated with the kid and-," Jason replied, but Dick interrupted with a kiss, pressing his lips gently against Jason's as his hand settled on the man's chest, just beneath the collar of his shirt. Jason kissed back, smiling against Dick's lips
"I know, I get it. This'll be good for you. You'll see. Roy will take good care of you." Dick replied with a little smirk. "Just be sure to share the details," he purred. Jason snorted and rolled his eyes. His husband could be such a perv.
._._._._.
Jason gave a knock on the door of Roy's apartment, having taken the hidden zeta tube beside his apartment building to Star City. He heard foot steps on the other side and was greeted by a smiling Lian Harper.
"Uncle Jay! Oh it's so good to see you," she said cheerily, wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing his cheek. Jason smiled, chuckling in amusement as he hugged the girl back.
"It's good to see you too baby girl," Jason replied, kissing her forehead. He looked over her attire then and quirked an eyebrow. She wore a small white tube top that didn't quite cover her stomach, a black miniskirt, and a pair of black bedazzled platform shoes. "What the hell are you wearing?" Lian looked herself over and smiled.
"Do you like it? I'm going out on a date!" she said cheerily.
"Not in that outfit you're not," both Jason and Roy said in unison. Lian looked back and forth between the two of them and sighed, retreating to her room.
"Go change into something decent, little girl," Roy called after her. He grinned at Jason and invited the man inside, hugging him as the man closed the door behind himself. "Jaybird, good of you to drop by!" Roy gestured to the living room and Jason sat down on the couch while Roy went into the kitchen.
"Your place looks nice, Roy. Lian finally bust your ass to clean the place?" Jason teased. Roy laughed from the kitchen and made his way into the living room, tossing a beer to Jason who caught it out of the air.
"Yeah, baby girl finally put her foot down about me being a bit of a slob. Said I was too busy playing with my toys and tools," Roy said with a laugh. Jason grinned and shook his head, scooting over for Roy to sit beside him.
"Still tinkering with your weapons and shit, I see. Glad some things never change," Jason replied. Roy gave a nod.
"I'll drink to that" he said, the two of them clinking their glasses together.
"Okay, I'm going out now!" Lian called. Roy and Jason called her over in unison and the teen rolled her eyes as she made her way into the living room to show off her outfit. She wore a white spaghetti shirt with a floral pattern on it, a red jacket, bedazzled jeans and black ankle boots.
"Better. Have fun sweetheart," Roy called. Lian couldn't stay mad at her dad, or her uncle/other dad (as she occasionally referred to him as) and hugged the both of them before heading for the door. "Remember to be home by 10!" Roy called after her. Roy sighed and leaned back on the couch, sipping his beer as he flipped on a movie. The friends spent the next hour or two poking holes in the action and the plot. They also traded jokes, barbs and laughs. But once the movie neared its end, Roy decided it was time to cut to the heart of the matter.
"So, kid troubles, huh?" Roy asked with a smirk.
"Dick call ahead of me?" Jason asked, sipping his beer. Roy chuckled in amusement and nodded.
"Yep." Jason heaved a sigh and raked a hand through his hair.
"I just don't get it Roy. When the hell did my kid turn into a nightmare?! He was a cute, lovable brat just a year ago!" Jason said with an exasperated sigh, glancing over at Roy from the movie. Roy chuckled in amusement and reclined on the couch. He looked over at Jason with a smirk.
"It's called 'puberty' Jaybird. He's getting that first rush of hormones and he can't hand shit," Roy replied. Jason groaned and scrubbed his face with his hands.
"Puberty. Great. I don't remember Lian being this bad though," Jason mumbled. Roy snorted a few times with barely suppressed laughter at the thought.
"You don't? You don't remember the crazy, mood-swinging, 'Dad, I'm not going out with my red-bedazzled hi-tops!', stomping, door breaking stage? Hm, you must have missed something," Roy joked. Jason grinned and shook his head, sipping his beer again.
"Okay, so maybe I remember some of that," he replied. Roy smirked at him and put his beer down on the table and crawled over to Jason, pressing his lips to the man's neck.
"You just gotta relax Jaybird. Relax and unwind. It's just a phase," Roy murmured. Jason moaned slightly at the feeling of Roy's lips on his neck before he gently pushed the red head off of him. Roy grinned and gave a shrug as Jason quirked an eyebrow at him.
"You hitting on me Harper?" Jason asked with a teasing tone.
"Maybe a little."
"Horny fuck," Jason replied with a laugh when Roy returned to kissing at Jason's neck. He planted a few more where neck met shoulder before he turned Jason on the couch and tugged at his shirt. Jason looked back over his shoulder at Roy who flashed him an innocent smile.
"Just a massage. It'll help you get that stress out."
"Yeah, so does sex, Roy," Jason quipped, to which Roy busted out laughing as he tugged Jason's shirt off and pushed him onto his stomach. He straddles the man's hips, one leg dangling over the edge of the couch, and sipped his beer.
"Well, as much fun as sex with you would be, I don't think it's what you need," Roy replied. Jason snorted and closed his eyes, resting his chin on his arms as Roy kneaded the flesh and muscle on his back and shoulders beneath his hands. Jason groaned as h heard his back crack and felt the other man working the knots out. "You're carrying a fuckton of stress here. Seems a massage is exactly what you need. And cuddles later, if you're up for it." Roy smiled at the man as he leaned down and pressed a kiss to his bare back. Jason hummed contentedly, remaining silent as he allowed Roy to continue.
._._._._.
Jason yawned and stretched a bit as lances of light pierced the window. He became keenly away of a body pressed against his back, bare skin meeting bare skin. He felt a strong arm around his waist and shifted on the couch to see Roy behind him, fast asleep. He hadn't drank a lot last night so he only had a mild hangover but he wasn't quite ready to getup yet, but he figured he should get home. He heaved a sigh and carefully slid off of the couch, trying not to wake Roy. Alas, that was not to be so.
"Mmm, you awake Jaybird?" Roy muttered tiredly, followed by a yawn. Jason glanced back over his shoulder at Roy as he pulled his shirt back on.
"Yeah. Fell asleep I guess. I had intended to head home, but I guess that's not happening," Jason joked. Roy chuckled in amusement and stretched out on the couch. He heaved a sigh before he pulled himself up and grabbed up his own shirt.
"See? I told you a massage and a bit of cuddling would do you some good," Roy said with a smirk. Jason rolled his eyes as he padded into the kitchen with Roy behind him.
"I suppose. I do feel better, mild hangover aside," Jason replied. Lian was already wide awake, cooking breakfast and making a pot of coffee.
"Morning," she said sweetly as she glanced at the two of them over her shoulder.
"Morning baby girl," Jason mumbled, rubbing the sleep from his eyes as he grabbed a coffee cup and poured himself a cup of coffee. Roy came up from behind him and kissed his neck, wrapped his arms around his waist.
"Glad I could make you feel better. Drop by any time. Maybe we can have a little more fun," Roy purred into the man's neck. Jason smiled to himself as he sipped his coffee.
"Oh I bet you'd like that. I should get home though before Dick gets antsy," Jason answered. Roy chuckled in amusement, followed by a slight whine as his daughter pulled him away from Jason and pushed him into a seat at the table.
"Dad, behave yourself. I don't want to see you dry humping Uncle Jay in the kitchen," Lian scolded, placing a plate in front of him.
"Hey, cut me some slack! I have more decency than that!" he replied.
"No you don't," Jason teased as Lian led him to the table.
"At least stay for breakfast uncle Jay. You don't come by enough!" she said to him, placing a plate in front of him. So Jason obliged Lian and joined them for breakfast before he headed home. When he got back, Dick was sprawled out on the couch, reading a book. The man looked up from his book and flashed Jason a smile.
"Have fun last night?" Dick asked with a seductive edge in his tone. Jason smirked and rolled his eyes, hanging up his jacket and kicking off his boots.
"Not the kind you were hoping for, pervert," Jason replied as he made his way to the living room. Dick moved over for him and Jason snuggled into the couch beside him. "Y'know, it's kind of ironic; you always calling me the perv. I think you're as bad as I am." Dick made a mock offended noise.
"Me? Never!"
"Yes you," Jason replied, pressing a kiss to his jaw. Kaden came out of his room moments later prompting Jason to sit up right. Kaden caught sight of his father and rubbed the back of his neck nervously.
"Dad, I uh...wanted to say sorry...for last night. I know I was kind of a brat-"
"Don't worry about it kiddo. C'mere," Jason interrupted, calling the teen over. Kaden approached his father and Jason pulled him into a hug, kissing his head. Kaden giggled a bit as he playfully shoved away from his father.