It was the worst time of the week: time for the update meeting with Fury. The entire team dreaded it, even Steve. Mostly because they generally just degenerated into an argument between various teammates-in other words, Tony and Steve-and really, they could do that in the comfort of the Tower. And the entire thing was pointless when there were no bad guys to fight anyways. Fury just wanted to make sure they were all still alive and not decimating cities somewhere.
Today's meeting, though, appeared to be slightly more interesting. Mostly because Loki and Jack teleported to stand on top of the briefing table in the middle of yet another argument. Jack grinned and waved at their shocked faces, ignoring Fury.
"Hey guys! I wanted a tour, so Loki volunteered-"
"Was shanghaied." Loki corrected.
"Volunteered to show me around." He finished without missing a beat. The team sat in silence, until Fury finally broke it.
"What the hell is Loki doing on my helicarrier, and why aren't you doing anything about it?" He asked, gun already pointed at Loki's face. Jack got between the two, peering at him with some interest.
"Who's he?" He asked. Tony sighed and shook his head.
"Figures this would happen. Jack, this is Nick Fury. Fury, this is Jack Frost." He said, waving vaguely at the space Jack occupied.
"In case you lost your mind, that is Loki. Jack Frost is a character in a child's story." Fury said, his expression saying that he doubted their sanity at the moment.
"As much as I hate to admit it, Stark is right at the time. Jack Frost is standing right in front of you." Loki put in. Of course, as a 'villain,' his word didn't tend to mean much. Nonetheless, Fury frowned at the space in front of him, then waved his gun. Jack jumped back a little to avoid getting passed through.
"Hey now, watch where you're swinging that thing!" He exclaimed. Fury glanced around the room at the various team members, all of them with varying degrees of amusement showing.
"All right, you are all going into therapy as of right now." He decided. Loki grinned and grabbed Jack's arm.
"I do believe that is our cue to leave." He said, teleporting them both in a cloud of green smoke. The team stared, shocked once more.
"Those bastards." Tony gritted out.
Back in Loki's penthouse, Jack was almost on the floor laughing.
"Did you see their faces? It was priceless!" He howled. Loki stood over him, the closest thing to a grin on his face as anyone had ever seen.
"It was amusing. A prank worthy of the god of mischief." He agreed. Maybe not that good, but Jack's reaction was enough to make up for it. Honestly, he would have rather just iced Fury in the face, but he knew Jack wouldn't agree with it. And as he stared at his laughing friend, he almost had to agree. This was funnier.
A/N: *stares at doc* What. I have no idea what I just wrote. Sorry for the long break between updates, guys. I'd promise to do better, but that's a lie.
Meanwhile, what the heck? 109 reviews? Seriously, I love you all, you are amazing! I haven't ever gotten this many reviews on a fic, and I have no idea why I did on this one, to be honest. But thanks! Sorry I'm a horrible person and don't really reply to them, just know that I love you anyways!