The characters belong to Walt Disney (and other folk tales) and are in no ways the author's original work. The author only uses said characters for fanfiction purposes and does not wish to use them for financial gains.

A/N: This might seem rushed.

It was the Disney Beasts vs Dreamworks Dragons and despite the light rains the benches were filled with cheering students throwing popcorn, beer and sweat. Cheering fans shouted loud insults at the opposing team and yelled chants that made no absolute sense after the third try.

Anna had never been to a football game, only seeing them once on T.V. and it was the English one. Which also lead to her confusion.

"Isn't the ball supposed to be round and black and white!" she asked in the midst of the noise.

Luckily Tiana heard it "That's soccer, this is football, American football"

"That is the lamest explanation I've heard from you" Merida said between chews of her hotdog.

"Shut up" she then turned over to the cheerleaders "I'll never understand them"

"Just say they're sluts and you'll feel better" Merida then stood up when they got a touchdown "TASTE THAT YOU PUSSY DRAGONS!" the crowd near her roared with her yell.

Tiana slapped her friend's thigh "Your mouth young lady"

Merida rolled her eyes and wiped her mouth with her sleeve and spoke in a mocking English accent "Well sorry Felicity I won't be bombarding like a mad hyena anytime soon, now would you mind giving me some tea and crumpets" she even blinked her lashes.

The whole thing made Anna snort on her coke "That. Accent. Is. Hilarious"

Still with the accent "Oh darling whatever do you mean? Is there something wrong with the way I talk?"

"Woman you're nearing Southern territory" Tiana raised a brow "Don't even go there"

"Ok" she raised her hands "But we're in a football game, there is no such things . . . AWW COME ON SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN COACH TO PUT KENAI IN ALREADY!"

"Wow" Anna sipped her drink "The girl's on a roll"

"I regret bringing this woman to that game between Pixar" Tiana sighed and just concentrated on the game, she liked football, but you didn't have to yell at . . .

"TOUCHDOWN!" Anna threw her drink and high fived with Merida "This is fun!"

Tiana shook her head "And I thought you two couldn't stand each other"

The redhead smirked "Not all the time"

"WHO SPILLED THE COKE ON ME!" someone in the bench in front of them stood up and glared at them, turns out Anna's drink did not reach the floor at all.

A blonde girl beside the guy turned to him "Taran you're making a scene"

"Like they're looking at me!" the guy with red hair stretched his arms.

The girl rolled her eyes "They are now"

Anna raised her hand "Well uh . . . it was me"

"Oh don't worry" the girl smiled and tried to make the guy sit "Come on"

"She chunked coke on my head" he hissed.

"I did not chunk" Anna placed her hands on her hips "And I said I was sorry"

"No you didn't" the guy glared.

Tiana face palmed "This is bad"

"Hey what's going on?"

"Hey you appear again!" Merida then grabbed some of the snacks Arthur was carrying.

"And look her friend's eating our order!" the guy pointed.

Merida spoke between chews but it wasn't understood.

"Girl you look like a pig" Tiana lectured "Chew first"

The girl did as followed and spoke again "I ordered this" she raised the half eaten chocolate bar.

"No you didn't" Arthur deadpanned.

She turned to him "Just play along"

"He won't be playing into anyone!" Taran pointed at Anna "Look here, just because you're some pretty princess chick from whatever part of the world . . . ."

"Yeah?" Anna gave the guy a threatening look "What am I? What I am I you say?"

"Taran you're fighting a girl" the blonde girl managed to pull him down.

Arthur whispered the Merida "What the heck is going on"

She pointed with her chocolate bar "Anna being a klutz spilled coke on that PMS guy and now he's screaming like a child"

"I am not a klutz!" Anna protested "It was an accident!"

"What's PMS?" Taran asked "Cause if that's some disease . . ."

Arthur suddenly yelled "HEY COACH WHY DON'T YOU PUT KENAI IN!"

"Exactly!" Merida threw her chocolate bar in the air.

/

Later after the game to avoid what may became a brawl between Taran and Anna, Merida decided to go with Arthur so she could pay for the chocolate bar (and two hot dogs and a rootbeer and 3 packs of gummy bears) she had eaten throughout the game.

They were outside the campus and walking along finding a good place to eat.

"So what are you feeling tonight?" Merida asked "Fried crabs, frog on a stick or those lollipops with cockroach inside of them"

The blond boy shrugged "Anything goes"

"Except curry" she noted.

"Actually I'm allergic to sardines" the guy shoved his hands on his jacket.

This made her think for a moment "Wait, curry . . . made out of sardines?"

"There are no boundaries in food" he saw a large sign of a sushi shop and stopped walking.

Merida stopped as well "So sushi?"

"Never actually tasted the stuff" he admitted "I always eat ramen with Taran and Eilonwy though"

"Are those the two from earlier?" she asked opening the doors towards the restaurant.

He nodded "Yeah, though Taran isn't always like that"

They took a seat by the bar where a chef was already preparing a dish for another couple on the other side. The girl had really white hair along with a dark complexion she was with a guy with brownish hair and really big glasses.

Apparently Merida recognized these two "Hey Kida!" she waved.

The woman looked up and when she saw her junior waved back.

Arthur was looking at the menu above "You know them?"

"Yeah, she used to tutor me last year" the red head also looked up at the menu "Though you could say that half the time it wasn't tutoring"

The boy nodded then turned to look at her then thought for a moment then back at the menu.

"You seem to think I did something" Merida didn't take her eyes of the menu.

"I'll have the Kosode Sushi you?" he smiled.

She raised a brow "Well then I'll take the . . . Ikura Gunkan"

After they told the chef their orders Arthur later admitted "I actually have no idea what I ordered"

"I just picked the Gunkan cause it reminded me of Gundam" Merida scratched her head "I'm just wondering where I even heard that word"

Arthur nodded "You know you should probably watch that friend of yours"

"Who the tanned one or the pale one?" she turned to him.

"Anna" he rested his elbow on the counter "Well you see . . ."

Before he could say anything the Scot stood up and slammed her hand on the counter "I KNEW IT!"

Arthur winced "Knew what!"

"ABOUT THE GOOD FOR NOTHING LIL . . ." Merida seemed to be choking and invisible person "BY THE TIME I GET MY HANDS ON …"

"Merida . . ." Arthur said in a nervous tone "You're . . ."

That was when Kida stood behind them "Merida did this boy cheat on you?"

Merida faced her senior "Huh?"

Arthur face palmed.

The boy with Kida tried to pull her arm "I think . . ."

"Wait a minute Milo" the woman held her palm "You were just yelling on how you wanted to get your hands on the little sleaze"

"Whoa, wait whoa" Arthur stood up "This is . . ."

Kida then gave him a glare "Look I know the type of people like you" she pointed at him "You're those kinds of guys that try to act really nice and shy and when you finally charm the girl and get the gold . . ."

"Wait, get the gold?" Merida was still confused "Do you mean se . . ."

"KIDA!" Milo was desperately trying to pull the woman.

"I AM NOT DONE HERE!" Kida continued poking the boy "Now you listen here and you listen good"

"Yes ma'am" seriously the woman was starting to make Arthur remember his old Kindergarten teacher.

"ARE YOU LISTENING!?"

"Can I please go to the toilet!"

/

"There is only one way to settle this" Tiana slammed her palms on the table so hard it made the other occupants wince.

They were currently seated on a very long table in the back of some restaurant that coincidently was two blocks from the sushi place.

Eilonwy looked at the Louisianan "Are you sure about this?"

Taran rubbed his palms "Don't worry" he smirked "This might actually be fun"

"Yes I am sure about this" Tiana snapped her fingers "George, bring in the first course"

Anna's eyes widened "You want us to settle our fight with this!?" she stared at the trays the waiters were carrying that contained large cow ribs, pigs feet, chicken intestines and lamb (no one knew what part of the lamb it was though).

The woman nodded "The way we settle things down in my place is either a big'ol eating contest or we have to do some voodoo ritual" she continued "And I do not want to do voodoo"

"Are you telling that from experience?" Eilonwy said while texting on her phone.

Tiana frowned "Sadly ye . . . never mind!"

Taran cracked his knuckles "Well then when do we start?"

Anna took in a deep breath and rolled her sleeves "Ok, let's do this"

"So the rules here are simple" Tiana crossed her arms "Eat and eat, first one to throw up loses"

"Right" nodded.

"We'll start in one . . ."

Tying up bibs.

"Two . . ."

Preparing of utensils.

"GO!"

"THE LAMB IS MINE!"

/

When Kuzco walked into his room he found his roommate on HIS bed with an ice pack on his head.

"Ok what is this?" the Incan placed a hand on his hip "Who are you Goldilocks?"

Arthur groaned "Kuzco shut up"

"OH. MY." He shifted his head "OH. MY. G…" he shook his head "Did YOU" he pointed at Arthur "Just tell ME" he pointed at himself "To shut up?"

The boy just closed his eyes "Yes"

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!" and with that Kuzco pulled his roommates leg and yank him off his bed.

Arthur did fall off the bed he even landed on his head, and Kuzco did a victory dance. "Boom, nobody gets on my bed, I say nobody gets on my bed" he sang to the tone of a Wonder Girls song "It can't be with no other cause I am the owner, I say nobody nobody NOBODY NOBODY!"

Unfortunately his victory dance ended when Merida yanked his hair from behind.

"AHH!" he squealed "Baby Llama Baby Llama!"

Arthur was still on the floor blinking "Merida?"

"Wait a minute" the red head did one last pull before releasing her victim.

Kuzco gasped for air then quickly clutched unto a swivel chair "WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?" he turned to Arthur "DID SHE DO THIS TO YOU?" he moaned "Was the reason why you are now crawling on the floor with pain an holding unto an ice pack for dear life . . ."

"You're right he is dramatic" Merida placed the plastic bag she got from the pharmacy on a desk.

"Shush!" he raised a finger "I'm not done with my monologue"

"A monologue is when you talk to yourself"

He covered his ear with his fingers "Na na na na I'm not listening"

She readied her knuckles.

He quickly stood up, still holding the chair "I will be back, hmph" he then sashayed out the room.

Merida turned back to her patient "Are you still alive?"

"Barely" was his reply.

She crouched on the floor "I'm surprised he has the strength to pull you off the bed"

"I'm light" he was too lazy to stand up "It's a miracle she didn't throw me out the window"

"Yeah . . ." Merida looked down at the floor guilty.

"What happened?" the boy sat up holding onto the ice pack.

"I don't think it's good for your pride" Merida did a cheeky smile.

He just stared at her blankly "Did I get beat up by a woman?"

She pointed her fingers "I wouldn't necessarily say 'beat up'"

He sighed "Was I thrown into the kitchen?"

"There was no time to do so" she looked down even lower.

"Did the woman strike me with an object?" he asked.

Merida nodded.

"I see" he said as though it were a normal thing "What is the object"

The redhead looked up "Well . . . um . . . I don't know what you call that wooden stuff where they put the sushi on"

"Don't worry I don't know either" he said.

She did an awkward hand gesture "Well then that's what she hit you with"

There was an awkward silence with Arthur just staring and Merida looking around the dorm room noting how despite how messy Kuzco was it was way cleaner than her room with Anna.

"So how did you carry me here?" he broke the silence.

She whipped her head "Huh?"

"How did you carry me here?" he asked again.

"Ooooooooh" she nodded "Well . . . I sorta convinced some Irish cab driver to carry you here for a dollar"

He twitched his eye "What?"

"Don't worry" she raised a finger "I made sure he did not touch your sensitive parts"

"Do you even know where my sensitive parts are?" he crossed his arms.

She gestured her hand towards him "Umm . . . well it's common knowledge that the male's usual sensitive spot is his balls"

The boy raised a brow "Why would a cab drive touch my . . . genitals"

"Would you rather I hold that!?" she raised her hands.

This made him nearly gag "Look here . . ."

"Look where?" she ended up looking at his lower part.

Which he saw "NOT THERE!" he threw the ice pack at her.

"HEY!" she stood up and stomped her foot "I was about to nurse you awhile back and I don't just nurse anybody!"

He just stared at her "How long was I knocked out?"

"Oh my . . ." she turned her back on him "I did . . . not" her voice went soft "Well I . . . almost"

He stood up from the bed and went over to his dresser drawer.

Still not facing him "If you're looking for painkillers I bought you some"

"I'm looking for sleeping pills" he said blankly "And a flask"

/

When he opened the door he was suddenly overcome with trembling fear. He had forgotten that he wanted to go to the toilet and dropped his flashlight. He quickly closed the door and ran for his room. This time the journey was not that long and he managed to reach his room before he was chased.

He bolted the door close and quickly ran over to his bed; he covered himself with his blankets and shivered in fear. Minutes had gone by and no one seemed to be chasing him, he popped his head from the covers and peered at the door.

Maybe he was imagining things he thought. His grandfather always said that his imagination was quite wild and that he should learn to appreciate what's right in front of him. But the more he thought the more he knew that it wasn't just some illusion of fear. He wasn't the type of boy who would fear the boogeyman, though he feared the dragon under his bed sometimes though that was different, and what he clearly saw in the bathroom was real.

That was when he heard knocking on the window.

/

She had woken up when she felt that someone tried to hold her hand. By instinct she grabbed her attackers hand and twisted it before hitting the person in the nuts and poking the person's eyes.

By the time she had opened her eyes the guy was already on the floor groaning in pain.

The guy was quite short, he had long black hair that reached his shoulders and he seemed to be Indian. He was wearing a jersey and white sweatpants so he must be an athlete.

"Where have I seen your face before?" Merida yawned.

Kronk then opened his door after hearing the ruckus and saw his roommate on the floor "Al!" he quickly ran to the person.

The guy raised a hand and managed to stand "I'm ok"

Kronk checked the guy's muscles "Are you sure you did not break any bones?"

"I did not . . ." he was rubbing the hand Merida had twisted.

"WHO THE HECK ATTACKED ALADDIN!" Kronk yelled so loud the entire floor heard it, he then spotted Merida and went over to her "Did you see the person who attacked this man?"

She crossed her arms "No"

"I see" Kronk nodded then held Aladdin's shoulders "Don't worry I'll find the person who did this to you"

"Wait Kronk . . ."

The man lifted his fist "No you don't need to defend the criminal's name, justice will be served you have been clearly assaulted in the early morning of . . . what day is it today?"

Both Merida and Aladdin said "Thursday"

"Thursday!" he continued his speech "I Kronk will find that person and bring him down" he then knocked on the door Merida had previously leaned on the entire night. "Kuzco, Arthur, open this door" when there was no reply he banged the door again "Kuzco, Arthur!"

After a couple of minutes Arthur managed to open the door, he was still wearing the clothes he wore yesterday a multi-colored long-sleeved polo and green khaki pants, his hair was messed up and his eyes were currently squinted. Though despite the fact he woke up disoriented he still spoke to Kronk politely "Yes?"

"Did you see who attacked Aladdin?" he pointed again at his friend.

Arthur blinked twice "No I didn't"

"How 'bout Kuzco?" Kronk tried to peer inside their room "Is he still sleeping?"

The blond scratched his head "No, now that you mentioned it . . ." he then spotted the girl and his eyes widened "Merida?"

The said girl waved her fingers "Morning"

Kronk turned from Arthur to Merida then back to Arthur "Who is this girl?"

Aladdin finally spoke "Yeah, Arthur" his tried to exercise his arm "She was leaning against your door sleeping"

"Until you woke me up" Merida replied softly.

"Merida, get in" Arthur rubbed his forehead.

Kronk moved aside to let the girl inside the room "So Kuzco didn't come back?" Kronk asked.

"I guess" Arthur shrugged "Sorry, can't help you with that"

As soon as Arthur closed the door Kuzco came out of the bathroom still holding the swivel chair.

"KUZCO!" Kronk yelled.

A/N: I apologize for the confusion of the second chapter. There were line breakers inserted there but apparently Microsoft and this site don't seem to get along with that feature. Thanks to Ice-TreeQueen 13 and "guest" for their appreciation of Kuzco and this story.

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